Jul 22, 2014
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High School was all about mean girls and cliches, trying to clamber on the head footballer's dick or catch a glimpse at the star cheerleader in the changing rooms. To break it down, we were all obnoxious, horny little bastards - look how much we've changed.
For one night, and one night only, I'm giving you all the chance to throw away your adult responsibilities and try being a teenager again. In true 90's kids style we're taking over the campus with cheap beer and bad music. Our parents are scattered around the country, and there is no-one to tell us what to do. Friday nights are so sophisticated, so my party starts tonight TUESDAY, 22nd at 8PM GMT, 2PM EST or 12PM PST, with party games to follow shortly after. Dress code is cheerleaders or jocks, and you can bet I'll be having some fun with you all.
Before you decide not to come, Paxonites, remember that I know more than I'd ever let on.
Your secrets aren't safe with me.