The Great and Powerful

Ophelia Jane Snow. But please god, just call me Oz. Seventeen year old bastard child. On the student council and running the school year book. That's pretty much all you need to know about me as of now.

[scarlett-clyde]

Same here. Like both British and Australian accents on a guy are to die for, right? But most plain American accents are just so lame.

[thegreat-oz-snow]

Australian was just what I was thinking. Definitely, I don't know how we've lasted so long with this dull drone. 

[scarlett-clyde]

Definitely. Accents are like the icing on a cake.

[thegreat-oz-snow]

They're just the number one American girls' weakness. I'm not even sure what is about them. 

[scarlett-clyde]

See, you agree with me which just— I don’t know, emphasises how amazing he is.

[thegreat-oz-snow]

True. I reckon it has something to do with him being British. Those accents...

[scarlett-clyde]

True. But nobody can sing as well as him, or they aren’t as cute.

[thegreat-oz-snow]

Okay, you win. I can't physically think of anybody that can sing better than him. And he is quite adorable. 

[scarlett-clyde]

Yeah, maybe so— but a girl can dream, right?

[thegreat-oz-snow]

Well, yeah. But Ed Sheeran, really? There are hotter men out there.

[scarlett-clyde]

I’ve been listening to Ed Sheeran all day, and now my dream to marry him is ten times stronger.

[thegreat-oz-snow]

I still have the feeling that that doesn't change the probability of that actually happening. 

[kimberlybafintelli]

[ozxcoleman]

Don’t flatter yourself. I wouldn’t want it to go to your head. 

[thegreat-oz-snow]

I wouldn't worry about that. I think my head has reached it's maximum size. 

[ozxcoleman]

No, I’m making an exception for you.

[thegreat-oz-snow]

You sure do know how to make a girl feel special, Malcolm. 

[ozxcoleman]

Happens. 

[thegreat-oz-snow]

I can see you're a man of many words. Are you usually this talkative? 

[ozxcoleman]

Not exactly my cup of tea.

[thegreat-oz-snow]

Oh, you had me completely fooled then. 

[boompowrares-blog-blog]

[darius-omaley]

That’s fair enough, I suppose.

[thegreat-oz-snow]

Fair enough? I felt like my reasoning deserved a better response than that. 

[asterxrichards]

Yeah, you too.

[thegreat-oz-snow]

You don't look so happy?

[ozxcoleman]

You’ve seen enough. Kindly fuck off now. 

[ozxcoleman]

[thegreat-oz-snow]

Aren't you charming.

[darius-omaley]

Why? Mondays are the worst.

[thegreat-oz-snow]

To each their own. I like them. I don't know why, I think it might have something about being around a lot of people after spending a weekend alone in my room.

[darius-omaley]

[thegreat-oz-snow]

It's Monday. I love Mondays.