"I need a new volunteer... this one collapsed in fear!"

[chunsoftie]

cuphead bosses: djimmi the great

“You look the fool, falling for the first trick I learnt in genie school.”

[thegreatgxnie]

I want the k!!

hahaha sorry um... That’s quite an old rp meme and uh, i personally only answer this for relationships and mutuals sorry.

[rpmemesupreme-blog]

reblog if your muse is Not Thin

[thegreatgxnie]

Heathers Movie Rp Sentences (Part 1)

"(Name) says (She/her/etc) teaches people real life."

"They said, real life sucks losers dry."

"If you want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn how to fly."

"So you teach people how to spread their wings and fly?"

"What is your damage, (Name)?"

"I'll think about it."

"Don't think..."

"Let's kick their ass!"

"You gonna eat this?"

"Well they.. seem to have an open-door policy for assholes, though, don't they?"

"Ahh.. I'll repeat myself."

"You seem pretty amused."

"Never say never."

"Maybe.. there's kind of a dark horse in the running."

"Goddamn will somebody tell me why I read these spy novels?"

"'Cos you're an idiot."

"Are you gonna pull a super-chug with that?"

"No, but if you're nice, I'll let you buy me a slushie."

"I.. I don't really like your friends either."

"Maybe it's time to take a vacation."

"How's my little cheerleader, huh?"

"Hey, let's do it on the coats, it'll be excellent, huh?"

"You don't deserve my fucking speech."

"Lick it up baby, Lick.. it.. up..!"

"Did we? How the hell didcha get in here?"

"Intense. Grow up! You think I'll drink it just because you call me chicken?"

"I die knowing no-one knew the real me."

"That's good. Have you done this before?"

"Watch it (name), you might be digesting food there."

"Yeah, where's your urge to purge?"

"Oh, the humanity."

"Goddamn will somebody tell me why I smoke these damn things?"

"Please send (Name) to Heaven and all that."

"Hey, it's a joke, man. Jeez, people are so serious."

"Hail Mary who aren't in Heaven, bless sinners - so we don't get caught."

"Praise Jesus, Hallelujah."

[memeandprompts]

Send Me ☞ and I’ll have my muse make a facebook status post about your muse/muses or include your muse/muses in the comments on one of their posts

Using this generator

Bonus points for including a topic for the post.

[thegreatgxnie]

hey djimmi look at this cool knife i found (sorry i had to XD)

“...Ahh n-no! Put it down! This is my tent, not a kitchen!”

[thegreatgxnie]

dissection girl(for 3 days)

Dissection Girl: Your muse feels an overwhelming desire to be cut open. Goes on until your muse finally gets cut open or by the amount of time/asks the sender chooses.

This is... An odd feeling. He felt so... Tingly, he wants someone to cut him open.... But ah, that’s too embarrassing!

[thegreatgxnie]

“Mr. Djimmi!!! Mr. Beppi became a wooden doll and he can’t move which is weird because I became one but I still can and he also can’t talk even though-!” She was cut off by Dia covering her mouth. “Wooden doll. Can’t move or speak. Think you can help?” she explained more bluntly. They were both holding his limp wooden body. (@juana-and-Dia)

@juana-and-dia

This is one thing he didn’t expect to hear but he took Beppi into his arms, “I should be able to use my magic to fix this!”

[thegreatgxnie]

bepisclown:

thegreatgxnie:

He snapped his fingers, causing magic to flow into Beppi.

For a long, agonizing moment, it seemed like it wouldn’t work.

Then, suddenly, he jolted and the area around his chest suddenly softened back into rubber, sweeping through his body until it reached his head and he gasped for air.

“Ack!!! What happened?!”

“Ah thank goodness...”

He hugged Beppi right away, gently of course.

[plaguecakes]

Junji Ito Inspired M!A List

A list of M!As inspired by some of the works of famous horror manga writer and artist Junji Ito. Fair warning, it’s Junji Ito so some of these contain body horror.

Tomie: Everyone your muse comes in contact with will fall in love with them. But that love soon turns into a strong desire to murder your muse. If your muse does get murdered they will simply come back to life. Sender decides how long it lasts. (Recommended that you make sure your RP partners if they are okay with their muse being affected.)

Hello Dollies: Your muse slowly turns into a wooden doll. Goes on until your muse is fully transformed.

Dissection Girl: Your muse feels an overwhelming desire to be cut open. Goes on until your muse finally gets cut open or by the amount of time/asks the sender chooses.

Slug Girl: Your muse’s tongue turns into a large living slug. Sender may choose amount of time/asks.

The Human Chair: Your muse slowly becomes paranoid and believes there are people hiding in their home or furniture. Sender may choose amount of time/asks.

Ice Cream Bus: Your muse slowly turns into a being made of ice cream. Careful around heat or they’ll start to melt. Goes on until the transformation is complete.

Uzumaki: Everything around your muse is turning into spiral shapes. Sender may choose amount of time/asks.

The Long Hair in the Attic: Your muse now has extremely long hair that is also alive and has a mind of its own. Also works on muses with no hair. Sender may choose amount of time/asks.

[thegreatgxnie]

“Mr. Djimmi!!! Mr. Beppi became a wooden doll and he can’t move which is weird because I became one but I still can and he also can’t talk even though-!” She was cut off by Dia covering her mouth. “Wooden doll. Can’t move or speak. Think you can help?” she explained more bluntly. They were both holding his limp wooden body. (@juana-and-Dia)

@juana-and-dia

This is one thing he didn’t expect to hear but he took Beppi into his arms, “I should be able to use my magic to fix this!”

[bepisclown]

He was limp and cold, but Djimmi got the distinct sense that he was still alive, despite the fact that he gave no signs of life.

[thegreatgxnie]

He snapped his fingers, causing magic to flow into Beppi.

[thegreatgxnie]

“Mr. Djimmi!!! Mr. Beppi became a wooden doll and he can’t move which is weird because I became one but I still can and he also can’t talk even though-!” She was cut off by Dia covering her mouth. “Wooden doll. Can’t move or speak. Think you can help?” she explained more bluntly. They were both holding his limp wooden body. (@juana-and-Dia)

@juana-and-dia

This is one thing he didn’t expect to hear but he took Beppi into his arms, “I should be able to use my magic to fix this!”

[thegreatgxnie]

⚾️ (bepisclown)

⚾️ … your muse giving mine a promise ring/couple’s necklace.

“Oh? Why thank you...” He smiles and puts the necklace on.

[melamemea]

reaction symbols . // meme .

send me a symbol for my muse to react to…

🌙… being asked to sleep over at your muse’s place. 

⭐️… being asked on a date by your muse.

🔥 … receiving a hot, drunken smooch from your muse.

💥 … colliding with your muse somewhere (could be in school).

🌈 … your muse coming out of the closet to mine.

🌊 … seeing your muse in swim wear for the first time.

💦 … being splashed with water by your muse.

🍀 … winning an arcade game with your muse.

🌻 … having their back rubbed in sunscreen by your muse.

🌸 … being asked to prom by your muse.

🐾 … meeting your muse’s pet for the first time.

🍌 … feeling your muse’s boner press up against their back.

🍳 … walking in on your muse having made them breakfast.

🍑 … your muse groping their butt.

🍿  … your muse surprising them with a trip to the cinema.

🍒 … feeling your muse’s tongue on their neck.

🎤 … your muse singing bad/good (your choice) karaoke.

🎱 … your muse owning mine’s ass in pool.

⚾️ … your muse giving mine a promise ring/couple’s necklace.

🎡 … your muse taking mine to the local amusement park.

[thegreatgxnie]

Hello... so my friend @gigglygamer told me some headcanons about you... now to see if they're true. First off... *squeezes a bicep gently*

....Dijimmi stares at them, his face is bright red and... Sadly you get slapped.

[thegreatgxnie]

can i have a hug?

“Of course!” He picks them up and hugs them tight.

[bepisclown]

“So, would you like to dance?” - Thegreatgxnie

Beppi grinned, grabbing the sides of his dress and doing a little curtsy. “I’d be happy to!”

@thegreatgxnie

[thegreatgxnie]

bepisclown:

thegreatgxnie:

He stopped dancing and started to panic, “B..Beppi what’s wrong?”

His face scrunched up as he continued to cough, almost wheezing as he bent over double, until finally…

He hacked and a small object landed in his hand, and immediately the discomfort in his chest was gone and the urge to cough was gone. He sighed a bit, looking down.

At the piece of his own rubber that had been stuck in his throat from the Wally incident, now sitting in his hand. Oh.

“...Oh my god...” He carefully patted their back, “W...What happened? W..Why was that in you...?”

[bepisclown]

“So, would you like to dance?” - Thegreatgxnie

Beppi grinned, grabbing the sides of his dress and doing a little curtsy. “I’d be happy to!”

@thegreatgxnie

[thegreatgxnie]

bepisclown:

thegreatgxnie:

He carefully started to more advanced tango steps, but was keeping an eye on Beppi.

All of a sudden, he spun a bit too fast and suddenly he was coughing, unable to stop as he held onto Djimmi’s arm.

Oh geez.

He stopped dancing and started to panic, “B..Beppi what’s wrong?”