Sit the fuck down, here comes the clown

A Beppi the Clown/Djimmi the Great RP blog! Warning for language and occasional innappropriate jokes. Only rules are no NSFW(besides mild gore) and paragraph style rp. I don't mind most ships(though Beppimmi is my guilty pleasure). Thank you for reading! M!A: None Header by beebscribbles Follows and likes from askthempdpony

[musesgonnamuse]

Send “👏”and I’ll describe what a fusion between our muses would look and act like.

As a bonus: pick out a song for the muses’ fusion dance.

[bepisclown]

(Specify which muse, please!)

[bepisclown]

“Hey Djimmi!!! How are ya!? I found some DELICIOUS candy! Want some!?” (@furious-flower-power)

Djimmi stepped back, looking nervous. "Er...no thank you?" Something was very wrong with Cagney, but he didn't want to just turn her down.

[bepisclown]

"My, don't you look delicious." Natalia gave him her most wicked grin, but couldn't hold it for long before cracking up. "Oh I'm only joking, dear. I don't have much of a sweet tooth these days." (@driveyoubatty)

Beppi giggled, sidling toward the bat woman. "WHY DON'T YOU COME HAVE A TASTE THEN?!???!??! EHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE"

[bepisclown]

(Anyone wanna interact with candified Beppi? Or you can ask Djimmi about the candy situation.)

[daily-dose-of-kahlcium]

👏 hadaly and beppi, song is metal crusher from undertale (bepisclown)

@bepisclownXyou pick my favorite tune,,, how dare

c-O-cell *they’re the biggest softy you will ever meet*lives for pranks*is part EZ-bake oven and will throw minivan sized pies at just about anything*has an attitude for about 2 seconds then proceeds to apologize for it for 3 hours

[daily-dose-of-kahlcium]

🍭!! (bepisclown)

X  @bepisclown

🕹️“yoooohoooo~ mister beppi~~~ i have a surprise for youuu~~~ come out come out wherever you are~” 

-pachi’s fun surprise may or may not be candy infection-

[daily-dose-of-kahlcium]

bepisclown:

Oh animators, that was fire.

Beppi grit his teeth, looking around until he spotted a gap in the fence, a way for him to escape the junkyard. Perfect! He started toward it.

Only to stop as his hand stuck to the wall.

He looked back to see that the “wall” he’d been hiding behind was no more than bubble gum, sticking his hand in place. He began to panic, pulling frantically to try and get himself free. Finally, he tumbled back with a yelp and landed on his rear, looking at the pieces of bubble gum stuck to his hand.

He felt tingly.

-another fireball came whizzing past. it’s followed by silence while beppi was struggling to break free. once beppi was freed pachi comes past the corner-

🕹️ “ FFOUUUNNNDDDD YOOUUU~” 

-seems the marshmallow bot was so pissed he nearly melted off his face. being partially on fire he was nothing short of menacing at this point. however the moment he looked at beppi his entire demeanor changed. the fire dimmed and a happy smile popped back on his face- 

🕹️ “d’awwww you already got the surprise~? well this was fun nonetheless ehehehe~” 

[bepisclown]

“Wh-what are you talking about?! What surpri-”

The pain hit him so hard he almost got whiplash. He cried out as a wave of searing, tingling agony swept through him, falling onto his back and gripping his head. It felt like every atom in his body was on fire, his head pounding and his legs shaking. He rolled onto his belly, curling up in a ball and prying his bubble gum coated hand off his head to look at it.

The candy was sweeping down his fingers.

He gasped as his arm suddenly jolted and stretched out to nearly twice its original length, thin and wiggly as it flopped on the ground. He barely had time to react before his other arm did the same, making him yelp and struggle to his feet as if he could get away from what was happening to him. He felt like something was pulling on him and stretching him, screaming as his body twisted and coiled like a spring. An unbearably sugary taste suddenly filled his mouth and he coughed hard, glittery saliva dripping from his lips and landing on the ground. His jumpsuit was suddenly plastic, like a candy wrapper, and he tried to scream as it wound over his face and hands, covering him completely.

For a moment, he was still.

Then, his head and hands ripped free from the candy wrapper.

“H̀҉͞E̕҉͠H̡̡́É͡H̡͏̶H͝͡A͞͏̶H̶̢̢̕H҉͢͠À̴̀͝H͏҉́À̵̛̕͜H̶́҉́A̷̢̛͡Á̷̛҉́H̕͢͢͝͡Ą͘͠͠H̴͜A҉͘ ̴̀́H̶È̷̀͢͠L̴̨̀͟L͞͏̧͘͏Ǫ̶̨̛̀Ơ̢̢̨͜Ó̵͜O̷̡͞Ó̴̸͜O̴̷Ǫ̵Ò͟͟҉͢O̶̕͡O̴O͘͠͠͡͡!̶͜҉!̧̧̛͡͡!̵!̕͞!̢͟!̷̢̛͘!̶̨́͝!̛͜͡͞͝!̷̕!̵̶̨̧̕!̷̶͡!̸͟!͘͟͢!̴̧́͟͡!̧̕͡҉͡!̢̛͏́!͏̧́́͠!͟͠”

(meet Candy Rope Beppi!)

[daily-dose-of-kahlcium]

🍭!! (bepisclown)

X  @bepisclown

🕹️“yoooohoooo~ mister beppi~~~ i have a surprise for youuu~~~ come out come out wherever you are~” 

-pachi’s fun surprise may or may not be candy infection-

[daily-dose-of-kahlcium]

bepisclown:

Beppi was terrified. Sure he loved candy, he could never get enough of it! So of course, when he heard about some special candy at Dr. Kahl’s place, he went to check it out. But when he got there, the sight of the entire place covered in candy made him uneasy. This wasn’t normal.

And when he saw what poor Pachinko had turned into, he knew for a fact something was very wrong.

He darted behind a wall, out of sight of the marshmallow robot, cursing under his breath as he heard it start calling for him.

…Was it just him…or was the wall he was leaning on…sticky?

🕹️ “mister beppiiiiiiii~ now is not the time to play hide and seeeeek~”

-pachinko didn’t see where the clown dashed off to but he was looking around for anything closely resembling beppi-

🕹️ “come out come out wherever you are~~ i’m getting impatient mister beppi~! you won’t like me when i’m impatient~~~”

-here comes a beam of flames hitting a nearby wall. sure this wasn’t where beppi was hiding but once everything around them gets burned to the ground it will be so easy to fin him! right?-

[bepisclown]

Oh animators, that was fire.

Beppi grit his teeth, looking around until he spotted a gap in the fence, a way for him to escape the junkyard. Perfect! He started toward it.

Only to stop as his hand stuck to the wall.

He looked back to see that the "wall" he'd been hiding behind was no more than bubble gum, sticking his hand in place. He began to panic, pulling frantically to try and get himself free. Finally, he tumbled back with a yelp and landed on his rear, looking at the pieces of bubble gum stuck to his hand.

He felt tingly.

[ccnverging]

The "You said I couldn't so I went ahead and did it" Squad

[bepisclown]

Welcome to tungle Djimmi! Here is your welcome gift! For the two of you! *hits both of them with a broom* Have a nice day!

Djimmi yelped, rubbing his head. So much for a warm welcome. “Well that wasn’t very nice…”

[bepisclown]

"Beppi! We gotta stop kahl before he makes everyone candy!"

Beppi jumped when he saw Cuphead, grabbing him and slapping a hand over his mouth. He made a shushing motion, slowly peeking around the wall to see if the candified Pachinko was still there.

[bepisclown]

So I’ve decided to add Djimmi as a muse to this blog!

He’ll be open for interaction once I get the blog updated to suit both of them!

[bepisclown]

And he's open!

[bepisclown]

So I've decided to add Djimmi as a muse to this blog!

He'll be open for interaction once I get the blog updated to suit both of them!

[daily-dose-of-kahlcium]

🍭!! (bepisclown)

X  @bepisclown

🕹️“yoooohoooo~ mister beppi~~~ i have a surprise for youuu~~~ come out come out wherever you are~” 

-pachi’s fun surprise may or may not be candy infection-

[bepisclown]

Beppi was terrified. Sure he loved candy, he could never get enough of it! So of course, when he heard about some special candy at Dr. Kahl's place, he went to check it out. But when he got there, the sight of the entire place covered in candy made him uneasy. This wasn't normal.

And when he saw what poor Pachinko had turned into, he knew for a fact something was very wrong.

He darted behind a wall, out of sight of the marshmallow robot, cursing under his breath as he heard it start calling for him.

...Was it just him...or was the wall he was leaning on...sticky?

[bepisclown]

♠️

Beppi huffed, crossing his arms. “Well there was that time I had too much cotton candy and threw up all over Djimmi…that counts as a bad memory, right?”

[feed-your-inbox]

Send a ♠️ and my muse will have to share a bad memory from their past.

[rp-memes-atyourservice]

Send my muse an anonymous nightmare.

It could be about your muse, or someone else’s, or about a past trauma my muse has experienced. Send more than one ask if need be for length!

[bepisclown]

Don't chase the rabbit

The final memory takes longer to come in than the others, as if it’s coming from deeper in his mind. He’s not in Isle Two, but somewhere unfamiliar. He is holding balloons, humming to himself. Suddenly, a little girl tugs on his pants leg.

“Mister, may I please have a balloon?”

He laughs, holding out the balloons for her to pick. “Of course!”

The girl picks a green balloon, leaving him with red and white ones. “Thank you, mister!”

“You’re welcome, missy!” He extends a hand to wave to her.

A gloveless, dark-skinned, human hand.

The memory fades.