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//ohey, people remember this exists lmao

“All right, who spiked the Emperor’s drink? Again?”

#ASDFOUASFHADSOIHF #[Dashboard Commentary]#lylat-ruler

"Someone can’t handle his liquor."

"Something about pirates being hot?"

"SPACE pirates, you bald and pink-skinned imbecile!! And get off my blog!!"

#[Dashboard Commentary]#[Guest: Guy Duchamp]#sins of the sea #pilotofstorm #lylat-ruler #am I ever going to RP on my Star Fox blogs again?

#[Dashboard Commentary]#lylat-ruler #tortureisms #AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

He sips his tea with great satisfaction.

#[Dashboard Commentary]#ohhi #lylat-ruler #failedandrossa #thatbastardmeteocrusherpilot

“You need a day to go naked?” Leon is already piss drunk and hardly in anything.

#racy #I'm on hiatus still I'm just shitposting lmao #[Dashboard Commentary]

“Sounds like at least a few of you need some appointments with our one and great Emperor. I’d be more than happy to arrange.~”

#LEON NO #BEHAVE #[Crack]#[Dashboard Commentary]#psychoartits

He takes one look at his Emperor... and gets it.

#[Dashboard Commentary]#*rises from the grave*#*goes back in*#lylat-ruler #icantlose #failed-androsa

archersbadrpmemes

I have been noticing a lot of people being too nervous to talk to their mutuals when they want to roleplay with them soooo..

Please reblog this to tell your mutuals IT IS 100% OKAY to come up to you and tell you straight off the bat that they want to roleplay with you. In fact, it’s highly encouraged to tell you any thread idea that comes across their mind!

“Hmph. ‘Sinday’. Can’t I just murder someone in cold blood? Murder is a sin too, no?”

#violence tw #murder tw #LEON

“Toilet wine?? My lord @icantlose, the reasons you listed only scratches the surface of the more enjoyable elements of prison.

“If you ask me, the better pastimes there? Learning how to strike fear into the biggest brutes and how to make weapons out of their teeth. Creativity thrives in prison.”

#Leon NO #although #you better be chucked back in there to at least take advantage of the gyms #twiggy lizard man lmao #icantlose #given how fast Leon got out of gay baby jail in Starlink #prisons are probably cardboard boxes to Leon lmao

“Well. This is happening.”

#[Dashboard Commentary]#aSFLSAHFADIH I LEAVE TUMBLR FOR A MINUTE-#ok more like a few hours lmao #is this my fault #is this all my doing?#yes Leon loves to torture people but #this is new and he's not sure if he likes it lmao

*DRUNKEN LAUGH-WHEEZING*

#a reminder that yes Leon is a creep #HE IS NOT A GOOD GUY #also a reminder to keep IC separate from OOC #[Dashboard Commentary]

What’s your opinion on Krystal?

"Certainly one I'd rather be cautious around as telepaths aren't as simple to approach and annihilate at a moment's notice. Though I dare wonder how much I'd break her if she dared wander into my own mind.

"....and before you ask my opinion of her in regards to Panther, I deal enough with his poetry-waxing as is. I keep my distance from Krystal if only so I do not have to deal with the source of that waxing."

#this is assuming Krystal in general #of course his answer for thekursedone-krystal would be very different #but there are many Krystal RPers iirc so my answer is as generic as possible lmao #newcomer24

“I stated they are frequently tasked to bear children and bleed all the same, and my definition of their base natures is what urges you to believe I am taking on historical zeitgeists in regards to my opinions of them?

“....Now that I think about it, I don’t think Medieval enough. Clearly I need to add an iron chair, the rack, and a bronze beast to my repertoire. Now I must know--what Saurian makes a sweeter sound from the cries of the anguished dying? An Earthwalker or a Thorntail?”

#torture tw #so not only is Leon slightly misogynistic he's also a racist LMAO #Leon has to be like #my second Tumblr muse who does not #at all #understand women #at the very least the other muse grew up with only other men in life for most of his childhood #Leon has no excuse #he's just a piece of shit person lmao #he's not outwardly misogynistic tho #just 'ew girls how do are they alive after bleeding for a week once a month?'#with that said #I remind folks that my interpretation of Leon is rather femme despite his slight misogyny #and he's not afraid to put on a dress just to show off how gorgeous he is

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How are you? What do you think of girls?

“What is there to think about? They’re of another gender who are frequently tasked to bear children. In the end, they all bleed the same.”

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“You people asked. I answered.”

#omg why is Tumblr stretching out my icons when I specifically coded to not allow #full width gifs #WHY IS EVERYTHING FUCKING UP TONIGHT

How are you? What do you think of girls?

“What is there to think about? They’re of another gender who are frequently tasked to bear children. In the end, they all bleed the same.”

#violence tw #blood tw #LEON THAT IS A NON-ANSWER AN YOU KNOW IT #newcomer24

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