Xander’s Desk.

Alexander Samuels, Xander for short but I’m not short. A 31-year-old piece of platinum. One of the video editing maestros in the WWE Thunderdome. And no, I will not fetch you a Johnny Gill CD, Stokely. (Closed RP blog; not the real Cory W)

[thegreatxander]

// ooc: meant to type this up earlier but yeah, since he’s still relatively new and all, there’s not much in terms of backstory for him so I’m all for fleshing out friendships and the like for him with other muses!

[thegreatxander]

What up tho?

[thegreatxander]

One of my boys sent me this text:

“If me and my girl have a baby named ‘Jalen’ around the week of St Patrick’s Day, you’ll know exactly why 🫡”

[thegreatxander]

Decided to visit my folks in NY after work yesterday because I just had to be here for today 🙂‍↕️

[thegreatxander]

Heard Stoke got no hoes and went through a flaming table

[thegreatxander]

Drake tried to steal my whole look so 😌

[thegreatxander]

We live, baby!

[thegreatxander]

Posting these to let y’all know I made savory focaccia bread earlier today

[thegreatxander]

Why Heyman say fuck me for????

[thegreatxander]

Boudoir photoshoots…nice thought but most guys would take an airport bathroom nude and make the most of it.

[thatbadomen]

Aw.

[thegreatxander]

I saw something on Twitter; that’s where this post comes from 💀

[thatbadomen]

But guys wouldn't be upset with a boudoir shoot, right?

[thegreatxander]

Oh no; guys wouldn’t be upset by it. We’d appreciate it greatly and thank you for the thought behind it because we’re not gonna look a gift horse in the mouth. It just wouldn’t be our first thought.

[thegreatxander]

Boudoir photoshoots…nice thought but most guys would take an airport bathroom nude and make the most of it.

[thatbadomen]

Aw.

[thegreatxander]

I saw something on Twitter; that’s where this post comes from 💀

[thegreatxander]

Boudoir photoshoots…nice thought but most guys would take an airport bathroom nude and make the most of it.

[thegreatxander]

Date a man who’s good with a camera and you’ll get a house full of random camera/video equipment and hours of test footage where he just films you doing everyday activities

[thegreatxander]

Aldis fell for the “I just wanna talk to him”? Come on, man.

[thegreatxander]

“Oh, they gon fall”

Me 5 seconds before Randy and Jacob fell

[thegreatxander]

Another trip around the sun + new car = a happy birthday for ya boy 😌

[thegreatxander]

The world ain’t been the same since King of Diamonds closed.