First we horse, then we race. Let's horse race!

Trying to keep horse race tests alive on tumblr. possibly failing.

[thegreenthingisback]

hi its me @epicmothgirlarts i made a horse race tests sideblog because I'm so normal about them. Also to post horse race tests news because I appear to be one of the few people on tumblr and in the discord

#horse news for news, #horse art for arts, #horse theories for theories, and #horse nonsense for ramblings about my interpretation of horse race tests lore. Horses will be tagged with their name (except oob being tagged as cyan but thats mainly for reach), if their name is an everyday thing like Door Knob i'll add "hrt" at the end. also #reblogs for reblogs

Haven't seen anything about Horse Race Tests since Season 1 or the Tournament? Here's a few links to help you catch up (under the cut):

Blake (Horse race test creator)'s twitter:

HRT Tournament: Here Racehorses Transcend:

Horse Race Historian (Archive of nearly every race):

HorseRaceHistorian

Horse Race Historian is a video archive dedicated to the Horse Race Test series on Twitter (X) This Channel is for preservation purposes. A

Fuzao's Adventure youtube upload:

Fuzao's adventure OST:

Compilation of every race up until about halfway through world (if you want to just watch the whole thing in one go):

Right now, Horse Race Tests includes:

Season 1

HRT Tournament: Here Racehorses Transcend

Season 2 (Basketball)

OVA 1 (Vessel)

OVA 2 (Party)

Season 3 (Fuzao's Adventure)

HRT: World (Current season, on hiatus)

OVA 3 (Rave 2, Rave 1 is lost media sorry)

OVA 4 (A Maze)

Which sounds like a lot, and the links make it look like a lot, and honestly it is a lot but you don't have to watch it all at once. Something to keep in mind is that the OVAs aren't canon, but I recommend watching them anyway because they foreshadow some future events and are also pretty short compared to the full seasons (except Vessel 3. You can skip Vessel 3 genuinely nothing happens in that 30 minutes)

[shrimplysleepless]

my cute resolute…

[thegreenthingisback]

‼️BREAKING HORSE RACE TEST NEWS‼️:

[p0lybius-1981]

wonderful things happening in the horse race tests server

[vocasynth-daily]

today’s song is: illusionary race of mezu

producer(s): 44e-prone

vocals: Utane Uta/Defoko, Umagoe Uma

[kyubeys-contract]

Jovial Merryment (Horse Race Tests)

Would they accept Kyubey's contract?

Yes

Yes, reluctantly

No, reluctantly

No

See results

Remaining time: 3 days 22 hours

[thegreenthingisback]

who needs picmix when you have ibispaint animation and random pngs

[thegreenthingisback]

horse that doesn't exist

[p0lybius-1981]

i miss the green arg tumblr.

i miss it a lot.

i'll be back. /ref

[thegreenthingisback]

Does anyone have any horse race tests rarepairs. Like mine are Meg x Wuchang and Super x Fisch which sound completely insane but I promise they make sense in context

[thegreenthingisback]

Did I completely forget to make a post about wonderville 7 and just kinda assumed everyone here knew about it already?? It was all the way back in like June how did I forget 💔

Okay so Wonderville is an event that happened and horse race tests was there (It's not considered an OVA, it just kinda is) featuring the German horses and Oob for some reason. Basically all the other german horses got names.

Races 1, 2 and 4 under the cut, the rest will be added in their own posts because I can only attach 1 video file and I can't find links for the others (videos recorded by Alice acceleracers creator of the green arg thank you alice)

[melon-colli]

Hypothetical poster for OVA 2

[thegreenthingisback]

Random facts about my hrt interpretation go

- Somehow, Downtown Skybox is at the top of the powerscaling list. Even above Jovial and Knifemare and Tenna. If they actually tried for once they could easily win every race

- Resolute hates Comely's guts. Comely knows this and loves her anyway

- All of the big 3 ships (Merrylightning, Syanide, and Comely x Door knob) end in complete disaster. What ships actually survive you ask?? its a secret

- OVAs 3 and 4 are canon, but 1 and 2 aren't. But at the same time they did happen and have an impact on the plot

- On my tomodachi life island LS3 and Adachi Rei are married and have 2 kids. This isn't related to the lore I just had to bring it up somehow

- The Rave horses are all horses that transcended in the past. All except ??????????

- The nightmare horses, german horses, and Clementine Surprise all technically come from the same origin. Everyday Aquarium notably doesn't though

- Since horses don't get their names until they win, Atomic Theory is just called "Eggshell white" the entire time. MEG likes to call him Eggy ironically

[thegreenthingisback]

[sunburnt-brian]

[aboredcrow]

Horses :]

It's my mom's birthday today, so I figured Sweetest Treat would like a slice of cake.

[monster-pony]

ok