“But the hearts of men are easily corrupted.” @thegrievingqueen - Tumblr Blog

This is 15+ blog, please don’t follow or interact unless you are over the age of 15.

CHARACTER PROFILES

List of muses:

Alicja Kondraki (queen.txt, Blue’s muse)

Jack Bright (jack.txt, shared)

Alto Clef (clef.txt, Spooky’s muse)

About the blog:

Follows the Gods and Pawns AU, however! It is a vastly different timeline from the one in the existing blog. Visit @gods-and-pawns if you want to know more about the “main” timeline.

This version of the AU is a fucking trainwreck. Call this Everything Goes To Shit AU or Murphy’s Law AU.

It’s also just a combination of many different AU ideas for GaP, as such Blue and I are still figuring out the timeline and how the events would play off one another, so bear with us!

Rules:

No NSFW asks, suggestive asks are okay and will be tagged as such.

Hurting the muses is okay, just don’t kill them (save for Bright, feel free to murder him).

Limited interactions! Similar rules as in GaP. OCs are okay, just don’t try to insert yourself into the main plot or important characters’ lives. No interactions with other blogs.

Limited M!A’s! Same rules as in GaP apply, you’re allowed to make magic anons happen but don’t abuse this and don’t try to change something important, M!A’s will mostly be treated as not anomalous incidents if possible and reality bending otherwise.

About the mods:

Spooky (spooky.txt): Any pronouns, 21 years old. My main is @tasmanianstripes, I also run @gods-and-pawns @themoroncouncil @operationx @a-monster-s-heart @ask-dr-cimmerian. My SCP blog is @cimmunist.

Blue ( blue.txt): Any pronouns but prefers she/her, 21. Main blog is @bluethepearldiver. My other blogs are @themoroncouncil, @operationx, @greateralagadda and @asko54

#ooc #intro post

* amom sitting with a cup of coffee * that is, instead of having a separate wedding it is a wedding for everyone on the same day ... I can't help but regret that it is saving resources, just because I don't know if they use any currency. how rare are male bees?

“That’s a tough question to answer. Mixed insectoid communities with no human influence don’t usually use currency. Instead, they use an old fashioned barter system. I’ve noticed that the chance of them using money gets higher the closer they are to a human city.” Alicja cleared her throat.

“As for male honeybees-drones, as human biologists call them-are pretty damn rare. In a hive of 3000 bees, only 10 of them will be drones. Because of this, gender roles are basically reversed with bees.”

#queen.txt #asks

How are the different courtship rituals? How are they different? Are they always folded?

“Pull up a fucking chair because I’m about to learn you a thing.” She pulled one up herself and sat down, legs crossed.

“As I said earlier, most butterflies and moths dance to get the attention of the people they like, but there are exceptions. Take Atlas Moths for example. As part of their culture, they only marry during a certain time of the year. When it’s courting season, half of them at marriageable age will suddenly split up and go hide in secluded locations, while the other half goes searching for them. When one of the searchers locates a hider, they’ll sit with them and have... Some sort of conversation. Nobody knows what it’s about but them. If the hider likes what the finder has to say about stuff, they’ll go back to their village together and marry in a huge joint wedding with the other pairs. With honeybee hives, the Queens engage in polyandry, since male honeybee Insectoids are so rare. Most treaties are finalized by a man from one hive marrying the Queen of another hive.”

#asks #queen.txt

How is Draven?

Alicja made a thumbs up. “He’s doing great! He’s got a boyfriend now.”

#asks #queen.txt

forgive me dear queen, it was not my intention to make you relive some bad memory, mmm is there a pleasant moment with your husbands that is remembered now or something silly that someone did?

“You have the manners of a noble, dear anon. Thank you.” She looked at her ring with a dreamy smile. “Probably that one time Bright was too short to get a glass from the break room cabinet, so he tried to climb on the counter to get it but fell over. Gears got the glass for him after that.” She snickered.

#asks #queen.txt

dear queen, in your kind are there courtship rituals? if so, did Clef or Bright ever use it? or did you use them to get their attention?

“Thank you for asking! Every insectoid species is different. When a butterfly insectoid likes someone, they’ll perform a dance for them, just like non insectoid butterflies.” Alicja sighed sadly. “The thing is, uh... We didn’t exactly have time for that. The containment teams were hauling ass over there to round up my people.”

#asks #queen.txt

as if anyone would want to do it with you :P

Bright:

Funny that you sent this to a married man.

#asks #jack.txt #suggestive

fuck you bright

Bright:

Fuck me yourself, coward.

#asks #jack.txt #suggestive

hey hey hey hey jackie. guess what guess what guess guess guess

Bright:

[Annoyed sigh] What?

#asks #jack.txt

it was sarcasm, but fair enough, bright. what do you guys do as uhhh kings and queen?

Bright:

Being the O5, I don't usually have time for this, it's mostly Alicja's and Clef's job. Especially Alicja's, since she's the rightful queen, we mostly just assist her.

#asks #jack.txt

oooo royalty. ~fancy~

Bright:

Not that fancy when you realise how much stress this comes with. But sure.

#asks #jack.txt

so. 05 jack. what about clef and ms kondraki? what're they?

Bright:

Alicja is a Site-17 director and the queen of butterflies. Alto trains staff members, he specialises in reality benders, and is the king of butterflies. So I am, technically, since we're both married to Alicja.

#asks #jack.txt

god thats so cheesy clef

Clef:

I'm a cheesy guy.

#asks #clef.txt

simps. all of you

Clef:

If loving my wife makes me a simp then I'll wear that badge with honour.

#asks #clef.txt