hELLO INTERNET CREATURES???
welcome to THE GUMBALL MECHA — a “blog” (scientists are still debating this) dedicated to my candy mafia son's abomination all of which materialized in my brain like a cursed VHS tape and refused to leave.
i will be posting:
• ART (sorry in advance)WHENEVER THE HELL MY STYLUS GETS BATTERIESSSSS edit: I'm just fingering it atp
• LORE?? (loosely using the term “lore” the way raccoons use electricity: incorrectly and with great danger)
• STRANGE THINGS THAT SHOULD NOT BE PERCEIVED
the candy mafia is NOT a fandom
and yet.
it is.
you may begin developing parasocial attachments at your own risk
rules of this blog:
1. do not tap the glass
2. if anyone starts vibrating, just ignore it
3. if you hear chewing noises… no you didn’t
anyway here’s my blog throws it into your soup and leaves through the drywall like a Victorian ghost
reblog this to feed the gumball mecha one (1) crayon
if you don’t it will follow you home. it does not know how to use doors.















