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Pay them ppl man.

A 25 year old woman calling a 16 year old anime boy her husband and a 25 year old guy calling a 16 year old anime girl his wife is the same

tatsuyasuou

Anyone whoever posted stupid shit on the replies of this post will die mysteriously on November 19th 2021

thehannahbear

Lars x Sadie: An Erotic Fanfiction

WARNING NSFW!!!!!!!!

It was a beautiful golden sunshine day in Beach City. Sadie was happy about this. In fact, she was so happy, she became horny. Not only was she horny, oh no; she was horny for a certain man with a pubic bush for hair. And that said man was Lars. Lars was miserable today (per usual) and he though nothing could make this day good. Until suddenly SADIE BURSTED THROUGH THE DOOR WITH HER LUSCIOUS CHUB BODY AND BUTTERMILK TITS. Lars had a boner. BUT NIT JUST ANY BONER. THIS WAS IN FACT THE GREATEST ERECTION OF HIS ENTIRE LIFE!!!! HE NEVER KNEW HE COULD BE THIS TURNED ON!!! Sadie rushed over to Lars like a graceful stallion. She ripped his shirt off revealing his chiseled chest. This only made Sadie hornier for Lars rich cock. She ripped off her pants. She even ripped off her panties!!!! She then unbuttoned Lars’ pants revealing his POWERFUL TITANIC DICK!!! She then hopped right Lars elephant dick and started riding it like a bike. She moaned her sweet melodious moans as she was coming close to her orgasm.She then heard a whisper from her forbidden lover by her ear as he whispered “Sadie, I am in love with you; you’re tits are majestic”. Tears started pouring down her face like clear urine. She was at bliss hearing those words come from her pubic headed prince. In fact, those words are what made her finally orgasm into the heavens. She let out a mighty scream as she came while Lars started to cum buckets as Sadie’s tight womanly womanhood tightened around that mountainous throbbing meat wand. They both breathed heavily as they were calming down from their OUTRAGEOUS ORGASM! Sadie padded Lars’ little bundle of pubes on his head, left out they door, and called it a day as she left into the streets of Beach City, still naked, and triumphant in her lay. Lars turned out to have a good day, even though he had his man milk in his head pubes.

thehannahbear

OH GOD FLASHBACKS

sonnearchive-deactivated2022120

nahhh for real, daft punk is two gay men. straight men dont make edm music that good. daft punk fuck before every concert. that's what makes the music good anyways.

You say this with so much confidence like you’ve seen daft punk fuck firsthand?

sonnearchive-deactivated2022120

Why did you have to call it that,

tiktoksithinkarefunny

sprachtraeume

The only eating noises I tolerate are baby kittens slurping some goddamn mylk

error-thisblogisdead

Bad boys on the hospital.

Wait when Deku wakes up.

I need soft hospital after everything.

- Two heroes loose on the hospital SERIES -

pucket

lius-is-a-catboy-deactivated202

Portable hobbit hole from the future

lius-is-a-catboy-deactivated202

EARTH POD

aberrantemotion

ITS THE EARTH POD WE GOT THE FULL SET

official-lucifers-child

FUCKING HELL

mrhungry

WE UNLOCKED THE WHOLE GODDAMN SET

animusrox

Justice League Unlimited S01E04 “Hawk and Dove”

animationsource

But… you said you’d help me. I am helping you, the only way I can. You promised.

dotfishs

SECRET SANTA!! It’s a little late, but hopefully you still like it dragonbooks!

No one else wanted to recognize his hero name and i’m sure he’s still bitter about it U_U

I’m also a huge fan of how bakugou has no idea how to express himself without getting angry

gesu-ko

Fellas is it gay to go on an All Might themed road trip with your boyfriend?

gesu-ko

No Deku for you until you learn how to appreciate him 😤

jaubaius

She looks like a good mama

goblinparty

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pink shirt: mom mom: yeah? ps: what are you cooking? mom: oh, i’m makin’ blueberry jam! ps: can i say a curse word in front of you? mom: no you may not. ps: mom! just one! mom: no, you don’t- one’s too much. ps: look at me! mom: no. ps: mom! [laughing] mom, come here! mom: no, i’m not gonna ‘come here’. ps: it’s one! it’s the b-word! and it’s the only b word- just look at me!- it’s the only b-word i’d say in front of you. beautiful. i think you’re beautiful. [mom stammers but doesn’t say words] isn’t that nice? mom: that’s very nice! ps: i love you bitch [mom cracks up]