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Call me Aurora, send me asks, i overshare about anything, let’s be real. I tag personal stories under #the ramblings of aurora! Reviews of shows/movies is #aurora watches: reviews of webtoons and books is #aurora reads: |27|

[butchfagminotaur]

“how long have you been on tumblr?” i remember the term “nightblogging”

[jupitereyed]

*takes a drag from an imaginary cigarette* I remember you knew you stayed up refreshing your dash too late when the Australians started posting

[sloppystyle]

bug boys

[guardianofscrewingup]

It’s amazing how much we can see ourselves in some of the other ape species and how much they likely see of themselves in us. 

[shakespork]

everyone in the comments going “haha two apes looking at a bug...”

bitch you’re looking too

three apes looking at a bug

[moniquill]

[wingdingle]

[ruinedchildhood]

[whitager]

every single thing the romans did to jews has its parallel in other places that are conventionally accepted as colonial. forced displacement, starvation, renaming our land, outlawing our practices, stealing our sacred and valuable items, destroying our sacred places, appropriating our culture and folklore to syncretize them with roman religion. why do you fucking think there were roman soldiers in the levant to crucify jews in the first place? the only justification i can find for denying that rome was colonial is that you really really don't want to reckon with antisemitism

[artkiddies]

Canadians, did you know your tax dollars are funding an operation that is currently inducing mass hysteria to innocent people all over the world?

[lerayon]

[prokopetz]

Reasons why computer problems seem to mysteriously vanish as soon as a technician shows up:

You were spacing out and skipping a step somewhere without realising it, and you can’t reproduce it when you try to demonstrate it because now you’re paying attention to what you’re doing

It’s an intermittent electrical connection fault that’s being aggravated by movement/vibrations in your desk; you need to check your cables

The act of explaining the problem to someone caused you to figure out what you were doing wrong

The real cause of the problem was somewhere upstream of your terminal device – for example, at the network service provider – and it got fixed at the source while you were waiting

Your computer is in a location with poor airflow and is overheating; waiting for the technician to arrive gave it a chance to cool off

Despite all appearances to the contrary, modern computers actually have very good fault recovery, and most minor problems will sort themselves out on their own if you give it a minute

Magic

[bookshelfdreams]

the computer doesn’t respect you. next time, try firm eye contact to establish dominance.

[scramratz]

I think Xwitter and Reddit transplants forget that Tumblr is a BLOGGING WEBSITE. We just be yapping nothing matters here this ain’t a job interview

[ruinedchildhood]

[asthedeathoflight]

"its so sad that everyone who knew how to do film lighting or cinematography died in 2017" 🚨WRONG🚨 They are working on canadian government funded yaoi

[thatdisasterauthor]

Our camera at the cabin has…uh…glitched? In a fascinating way for Halloween of all days.

[hedge-rambles]

"The dimensional energy spider? Oh don't mind Old Frank, he likes to go for a wander this time of year."

[thatdisasterauthor]

We love Old Frank. He evaporates anyone who's not supposed to be on the property.

[everyday-cutephoto]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting

[sossegato]

no that's the evil chancellor

[eingedeutscht]

welchefarbehatdiesekatze

schwarz getigerte Katze mit mittelgradiger Weißfärbung

sossenkater

Nee das ist Friedrich Merz

[thatswhywelovegermany]

Das ist der Miezekanzler.

[devilishdescent]

[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis

[vexx-the-egg]

[frezziedez]

You dumb? It's not July. >_>

Sorry babe, I’m not from all mighty America.

[auroraartemis]

heeey…I’m back y’all :) sorry i was suffering but I almost have my degree AND i have suffered the pain of unrequited love :)

[pangur-and-grim]

there’s a cineplex ‘before the show’ thing that always cracks me up, because it features different types of annoying movie theatre people. like “don’t be a Tommy Texter. don’t be a Susie Seat Kicker.” but recently they’ve made a push for diversity and included a nonbinary person, and it just makes me smile because the motivation behind it is sweet but the actual textual messaging is “we acknowledge that nonbinary people can also be annoying in movie theatres.”

[auroraartemis]

you didn’t hear this from me and all information disclosed is alleged, but cineplex is actually pretty big on DEI! those preshows have actually been in the works for years, they just took a while to finalize (because corporation) They also have some pretty good internal mental health resources (including help for getting counselling)

but again you didn’t hear this from me because i am in no way associated with said company 🗿

[brittany-murphy]