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Trapple 😢

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I got one of those cute little grocery store orchids and then I took off the wrap holding it together 😰

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Happy new year 🎉

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No it totally fits, see?

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A better-styled shot. (Not sure of final config.)

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Clock unboxed.

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Some of my favorite parts of Notre-Dame are the throwaway details. (at Cathédrale Notre-Dame de Paris)

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Quit screwing around kids

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The d'Orsay is the only place I've seen to officially ban selfie sticks. They're becoming a real problem. (at Musée d'Orsay (officiel))

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We need more cheese-based main courses in the USA

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Unoriginal but still fun :) (at Tour Eiffel)

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There's no real translation of "parmentier de canard et cêpes" but omg omg omg calories yummmm 💀🇫🇷 (at RUC Paris)

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"A minority" haaaaa (at Berrington Hall)

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PATITUR QUI VINCIIT; guess your best translation!

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Didn't realize there were ibeces overhead (at Berrington Hall)

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Ridiculously idyllic (at Berrington Hall)