kneeling down beside my bed and folding my hands and closing my eyes: dear god please let me have some gay sex soon and also maybe let me win the lottery so i never have to get a job again. okay goodbye i mean amen

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kneeling down beside my bed and folding my hands and closing my eyes: dear god please let me have some gay sex soon and also maybe let me win the lottery so i never have to get a job again. okay goodbye i mean amen
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
fabulous
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY
Everyone who’s been talking to me knows i’ve been working on this comic about wlws and cats for a while and i’m so so happy it’s finally here!!! :D
idea stolen from this post :’3
Has anyone ever noticed how the Eras Tour stage looks like a key? Or how recent photos of Taylor Swift ™ look a little bit like an AI adjusted them. I can't help but wonder if the world's most famous tumblr girl fell in love with this story, same as me. The Eras tour (that I saw in theatres) was a key to finding out who Taylor is and how to get inside her heart.
The secondary plot twist is that now she's shapeshifting right in front of us. AI generated art is sort of a misnomer these days, so bad photoshop is probably a better jumping off point for this part of the story.
look, I’m a simple woman, i just want villains and heroes in love with each other and pissed off about it
We’re the ones who don’t belong.
Penny: Keep moving, they are not fucking around here.
Marina: Yeahhhh. Honestly, I'm more concerned about what my girlfriend will do if I don't make it back in time for her birthday.
Penny: You have a girlfriend? As in, a 'human you give a shit about'?
Marina: Yeah, and I'd rather not lose her this time. We were a thing back in timeline twenty-three, and I fucked it up.
Penny: You're telling me that you found another one of her in timeline forty?
Marina: Yes, and now that I know what she will and won't put up with, it's going so much better this time.
Penny: That's sociopathic!
“The world was made for you to conquer.”
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did you write down the chords for ruby of the sea?
I sure did! You can find them here
Fam you gotta share the chords and lyrics for Ruby of The Sea I love it
C FI hear her sheets are made of goldC DHer bed will make you singC FOne touch from her you’ll find yourselfC CBack in her arms again
C GShe never bores, she’s much adoredFAnd she’ll please you to your coreC GThe ruby of the sea is the best lay everC G If you’re poor go find a whore,FBecause this woman’s worth much more,C G CThe ruby of the sea is the best lay ever,
Many men have tried to win her heartMany men have tried and failedThey dream of horns, of sharp white teethOf her hot red skin and tail
She’s can suck and she can buck,And she sure knows how to fuckThe ruby of the sea is the best lay everNot for shmucks, but with some luck She might leave you quite dumbstruckThe ruby of the sea is the best lay ever
i dont know how on earth you made laura bailey's amazing attempt at a Ruby Of The Sea song sound sO GOOD but i applaud you, i hope you sent it to her!
Hahahahahaha. THANK YOU! She saw it on twitter! I hope she found it half as amusing as I did.
Who you should fight: Critical Role cast
Matthew Mercer: you can fight Matthew Mercer. The man is incredibly intelligent but he’s not especially buff. He might surprise you though, lanky people can be wily fighters. It would be an interesting fight regardless of who won or lost. He’d probably thank you for being a fan and help you to your feet if he defeated you. You can fight Matthew Mercer.
Marisha Ray: Do not fight Marisha Ray! Not only does she know actual marital arts, she used to be part of something called Fight Club where they used melee weapons. Dangerous with her fists or weapons. Do not fight Marisha Ray. (Also if you fight Marisha Ray I will find you and then *I* will fight you because she has enough jackasses being rude to her, and that needs to stop.)
Liam O’Brien: first you would have to catch him. The man runs 10 miles every day for fun so … good fucking luck. Even if you do catch him why would you want to fight him oh my god leave Liam O’Brien alone! (Also if you did fight him, you’d then have to defeat the combined rage of Sam, Laura, me, and half the fanbase charging to his defense.) You can fight Liam O’Brien but at what cost.
Taliesin Jaffe: you can fight Taliesin Jaffe. You shouldn’t, but you can. He has the power of Luck Manipulation granted to him by mysterious dark forces. Before you can blink, he’ll have defeated you, probably using something obscure from history. You can fight Taliesin Jaffe, but he’s going to win.
Laura Bailey: you can fight Laura Bailey but you will lose. Either she’ll take you out at the knees right away, or she’ll wink at you and you’ll fight yourself for her honor. Have you seen Laura Bailey she’s so cool and charming and amazing. You can fight Laura Bailey but you’ll lose. And you’ll deserve to lose, because how dare you.
Sam Riegel: you should absolutely fight Sam Riegel. Anytime, anywhere. Fight him in a Denny’s Parking lot, a grocery store, an arena. Fight this man. Win, lose, who cares? You must fight him.
Travis Willingham: you can fight Travis Willingham. If you’re buff he’ll fight you fair. If you’re smol and fierce he might be a little flustered. If you’re weak he’ll probably let you get in one hit before putting his hand on your forehead and keeping you at arm’s length until you wear yourself out. But he’d be nice about it. You can fight Travis Willingham. (Please note if you hurt him, you’ll have to answer to Laura Bailey, and that will not end well … for you.)
Brian Foster: you can fight Brian Foster. I’m pretty sure you’d win too. He self-deprecates so much, he might fight and defeat himself before you could even get to him. You can fight Brian Foster. (But like, maybe you shouldn’t. He beats himself up on the internet enough as it is.)
Ashley Johnson: no. How dare you even think about fighting Ashley Johnson. Go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.
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“Now go put all that sweet hotness to work.”
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otp: is your entire wardrobe bdsm themed?
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