scientific nature of the whammy

they'll give a bram stoker award to just anyone, except bram stoker.

[dinolich]

Welcome to Taskmaster!!! Would you like to play a game?

[theonion]

Suddenly breaking his silence to extol the virtues of the decades-old HBO series, local dad Henry Breckner reportedly ended a 17-minute lapse in conversation Thursday by saying “Deadwood—now that’s a great show.” “What made Bullock such a great character was that he had a fierce temper, but also a strong sense of justice, which could get you into all sorts of trouble in a town like Deadwood,” said Breckner, with witnesses stressing that the 53-year-old cut into the lengthy lull around the dinner table to express his enthusiasm for the Western, which ran from 2004 to 2006, despite it lacking any apparent connection to a recent topic of discussion. 

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[weird-goodbyes]

please lord, take all of Perlah’s pain and discomfort and give it to Ogilvie. please lord, take all of Princess’s pain and discomfort and give it to Ogilvie. please lord, take all of Dana’s pain and discomfort and give it to Ogilvie. please lord, take all of Donnie’s pain and discomfort and give it to Ogilvie. please lord, take all of Emma’s pain and discomfort and give it to Ogilvie.

[hayaomiyazaki]

Forwards is back; 'tis all the same. God will find all, as easy over a card table as swinging from a tree.

A Field in England — 2013 dir. Ben Wheatley, cinematography by Laurie Rose

[loo-nuh-tik]

Sinners (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler

[simoneashley]

#bro was flabbergasted New clip from Interview With the Vampire Season 3

[yaoist]

it's very funny how people immediately forget a character is disabled as soon as their character arc stops orbiting around their disability. like he's missing a leg.

[explodingsilver]

[gunslingergivens]

Justified In Conversation - TIMOTHY OLYPHANT and WALTON GOGGINS

[ovur]

I can't play as a man in horror games because I'll have no desire to help him out of those situations

[jim-kirks-bubble-butt]

jim, sulu is dying

[eroscestlavie]

we all have at least one friend who's always like I want a relationship <3 but they're living in some kind of shed on a mountain #ComeDownFromYourShed

[eroscestlavie]

the things you must do to find a relationship = know more than 3 people. and come down from your shed #YourShed #3People

[eyeoftheheart]

[queenklu]

so i hear tumblr's dying and this moby dick meme idea has lived in my head for literal years...

[scully-gifs]

HAD to gif my favourite EVER scene of sculder. like they are insane but this scene? i think about this daily.

[evilkitsch]

i think kendall should start publicly dating a theyfab & cause the worst discourse imaginable at a roy family event

[evilkitsch]

connor, supportive: so does this mean kendall is coming out to us?

roman: oh yeah let’s celebrate kendall’s dick finally falling off from all the coke and now he can apparently only fuck other weird-looking lesbians.

connor: there’s nothing wrong with being a weird-looking lesbian. in fact, some forecasters are saying that after the climate collapse—

shiv: okay but they’re obviously not a lesbian if they’re dating kendall. right? it’s very possible to be non-binary and also attracted to men.

roman: oh fuck off with your little love is love pussy-eating hats whatever the fuck. did you learn that from rupaul?

shiv: rupaul? seriously? is that the one gay person you can think of? rupaul?

roman: i can think of another. your husband.

tom, laughing uncomfortably: sorry to disappoint, roman, but i am in deep unquenchable lust for my wife, who happens to be a beautiful woman.

(after an awkward silence, jokingly) but i do identify as ‘metrosexual,’ right, kendall?

kendall, extremely high: what the fuck are you guys even fucking talking about

greg, making conversation w kendall’s date in the corner of the room: so um. i presume you, like, are familiar with the, um, music of the… boys genius, as they are known?

[rrr-mmmm]

pride month may be over but stringervon is never over. for me

[cheaphalloweencostume]

sit down. there was never gonna be any sex. im explaining the plot of at least 45 lesser known Stephen King short stories to you. no i dont like them