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Danny suggested to me to keep a diary here on his computer. @thefogchildren

[theheirmacmillan]

I am no longer allowed on the computer because I'm getting "too violent" and "taking that statue thing way too seriously" and "the keyboard is missing numbers and F keys now"

Whatever that means

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Evan, I feel like you might be a little upset about the 10 year anniversary. Maybe you need to talk to someone about it?

MIGHT?

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NO NO I'M NOT FINISHED

ALL I HAVE LEFT IN THIS HELL OF MY OWN MAKING IS MY REPUTATION

BE IT RESPECTED OR NOT

I SHOULD HAVE MY LIKENESS DIE CAST IN BESPOKE ARTWORK

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME.

[theheirmacmillan]

Evan, I feel like you might be a little upset about the 10 year anniversary. Maybe you need to talk to someone about it?

MIGHT?

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Sometimes I wonder if the horrors of the trenches would’ve fixed me.

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Why does everyone keep calling it "world war 1"

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(/ 'o')/ casting evil spell that makes evan macmillan specifically misidentify beartraps

Is this because I didn't humour your sad little joke about hammers?

I may be behind on a lot of things but you all seem to think I'm a moron.

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Anna, forfeit your place on that fucking statue so someone who's actually been here for a decade and DESERVES THE RECOGNITION can take the place

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any favorites / least favorites in the fog? killer or survivor

I'm the favourite. Ignore the statue. It's me.

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I'm laying a bear trap here.

Protecting my blog :)

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Saying E in the replies won't save your ankles

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Trying to find an expert. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

If you want an expert on being an animal in the woods, ask Huntress.

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What do you like to do on your free time when you don't need to hunt down survivors, or aren't busy borrowing Danny's computer?

What happens on my breaks is between me and God.

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Get stickbugged lol.

I haven’t seen a real insect in over ten years, thank you

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youe

I think this one came pre-broken

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Sometimes I wonder if the horrors of the trenches would’ve fixed me.

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I'm laying a bear trap here.

Protecting my blog :)

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Dear Mr Mcmillan. So i know you're familiar with machettes and beartraps, but have you considered adding a hamaphor to your trial kit?

Stop speaking witch

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got any juicy gossip from the other side of the fog? anything we can’t hear about?

Top ten things the entity DOESNT want you to know:

Number 1) everyone eats the food in the Azarov Gas Station and that is how Ive tried snack food from the future.

I’ll think of 9 more later.

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Evan. Google minesweeper. I believe you may enjoy this.

The Google has been disabled on this phone after Danny saw what you freaks tried to make me search for last time.

But I will see what I can do.

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I have been blown up many times since I last posted.