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20+ | hellooo!! | current: bg3, kcd, rdr2

[love-goblinn]

🏹🫀

[ki-nue]

[rowsofviolets]

who likes my hcs 1. aethon died in the nebakov ambush because why would they just leave him in trosky🤬 2. theresa’s mother gave tinker to her as a puppy before she died, since tess spent most her time working at the mill and taking care of sammy tinker was her only company okay bye

[bucketbender]

Replaying the first game to escape reality and the way Hans drags Henry into the bathhouse quest. Gosh, what a lovable fool.

Henry asks why Hans wants to go to the baths specifically. Hans replies that, well, a hot bath does a man good. So Henry retorts with a smirk that yeah, it does, which is why Hans can bath in his castle anytime he wants. So Hans has to retort to the womanizer excuse and mention how he wants to go there for Klara, some wench he never mentioned and never will again after this, so his desire to spend time with Henry looks like skirt chasing instead of a need to bond with his only friend.

Then Henry asks how long that will last. Hans replies, well, for a few days at least - relaxation, baths and mud wraps in the day and fun and wine in the evening ! So what do you say, Henry ? Will you join me ? Because everything I’ve just described won’t be half as entertaining if I can’t share it with you.

Henry then mentions his wounds. Hans says he’d rather wobble over the baths with a cane, howling in pain, to spend time with Henry rather than staying safe but bored as hell. Which actually pretty much summarizes his entire existence from this point on.

Finally, Henry accepts. Oh boy oh boy oh boy. He’s coming ! After days of boring recovery, during which his last memories were of being held by Henry as they walked back (for like a dozen hours) to Rattay together, each minute talking to keep him awake, Henry’s hands careful of his wounds, his steps steady and his warm weight lulling, finally he’s up and going to have fun and hang out with his blacksmith boy again !

And moments of fun and relaxation are so rare with Henry in both games, no wonder he mentions them any chance he gets. Even memories that SHOULDN’T be remembered faintly, like all the times he fucking almost died and had Henry save his hide. But these memories are still heartwarming and precious because Henry is in them.

[rowsofviolets]

crazy ass girl whats her problem now

[meanbossart]

🎤I know they're losing and I pay for my place 🎵 🎶🎶By the ring🎶🎶🎶

[cherrydj-l]

I SWEAR, BY EVERYTHING THAT IS HOLY, I WILL FIND THAT WHORESON AND I WILL RIP OUT HIS HEART

[maxbegone]

samuel i love you samuel

[beergunk]

hmm

[himbo-of-skalitz]

The fact that Black Bartosh is tasked with bodyguarding Hans immediately after he's done banging Henry will never not be funny to me

[cypressarts]

baby hal and a stray cat

[theheirophant1]

I finished my first KCD playthrough and I’m so excited to get on KCDII BUT! I wanted to immortalize some moments from my run through the game here!

KCD (main + dlc) spoilers under the cut ^^

I found this traffic cone I think near Vranik(?) it was driving nuts because theres no ladder to get up there!

I spent fifteen minutes trying to get her out of there, poor girl :((

A bit hard to see but I caught Sir Bernard sleeping in FULL ARMOR like a maniac

Baby Henry swinging his sword around was too sweet :(( Yes I do want to see ur muscles!!

This gem of a line said by a guy called Betwixt

I found Sir Radzig traveling out of Rattay so, like any dutiful son, I escorted him because it was getting dark. The man rides like he’s getting paid by hour, I swear he took his sweet time riding to his camp overlooking Talmberg just to spend more time with Henry!!

At the end of it all, he didn’t spare a glance at me and paid all of his attention to Mutt :((

Henry, Hans, and Godwin eating dinner while waiting for the trebuchet to be constructed. Or, me spending all the free time I could during the siege staring at Hans

This.

this little look hansry share before winning back Talmberg :((

[bp-in45]

[beergunk-art]

thieves with guns

[rachelkatwalsh]

in the game, mutt and pebbles are always nearby when henry wakes up after sleepwalking. therefore, this is the sight he sees when he wakes up in some random shrub.

i love to imagine them following him loyally during the night as he stumbles along mindlessly, like okay time for one of dad’s nighttime strolls again i guess

[afilmnoirdetective]

If you think about it the relationship between Bhaal and a resist!Durge is basically that Hollywood trope where the dad is like "But son! Football is your dream!" and Durge is like "No, dad. Football is YOUR dream." Except instead of football, it's genocide.

[beergunk-art]

something something scribe hans something something fabio hair???