jess bowen

my name's john gomez-o'callaghan and i'm feeling 22. little brother and musician. i live to humiliate brian dales and bring world peace. #johnica4ever aim: jchomez rp blog gtfo // 1 || Math.abs(y-oy)>1) { ox=x; oy=y; for (c=0; c0) sw_min=document.documentElement.clientWidth; if (document.documentElement.clientHeight>0) sh_min=document.documentElement.clientHeight; } if (typeof(self.innerWidth)=='number' && self.innerWidth) { if (self.innerWidth>0 && self.innerWidth0 && self.innerHeight0 && document.body.clientWidth0 && document.body.clientHeight

[theholeyspirit]

currently: on the hunt for gummy bears in an attempt to find some without having to make the effort to go to the store and buy some

[flipse-deactivated20210915]

[meowjuana-deactivated20180407]

cutes

[pleatedjeans]

[sexloveandnerdystuff]

This is one of the most inspirational posts I have ever seen on Tumblr.

[nue]

how big is ur penis?? i don’t want length, i want volume, surface area and density

[theholeyspirit]

if that's true, then I'm sure you would be. I can't take your word though. you have to do something else. following me probably would be a good start.

and how the frick do you expect me to do that anonymous

[theholeyspirit]

why should I give her to you? i don't know that you're trustworthy enough.

ummmm we've been best friends since middle school and we know each other better than anyone else i think i'm trustworhty enough 

[theholeyspirit]

good luck hunting me down.

what do i have to do to get her back :////////////////

[theholeyspirit]

i'm holding her for ransom.

if this isn't alex or josh im gonna hunt u down and take back my best frieND

[theholeyspirit]

where the frick is jess

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

A MOSQUITO TRIED TO BITE ME AND I SLAPPED IT AND KILLED IT AND I STARTED THINKING LIKE IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET FOOD WHAT IF I WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT AND SNAPPED MY NECK HOW WOULD I FEEL

[frowl]

me: i better screenshot this just in case i need to use it for black mail

[theholeyspirit]

desperately needs to do an unfollow/refollow bc i definitely just replied to the wrong alex's post and followed a cassadee fc 

[animalgifdaily]

source

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

its been 12 years since shrek came out and im still having trouble coping with the fact that donkey fucked a dragon

[pierce-the-sirens-horizon]

[theholeyspirit]

hairless cats 

why

[theholeyspirit]

puppy

this is a week late but

no