i'm a nervous wreck

life isn't about finding yourself, it's about creating yourself aim: kat.jpg rp blog. everything here is fake.

[frickinjenna-blog]

do you ever just feel like yelling at someone to pay attention to you

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[wiltedxrosez]

do u ever lay in bed and get really sad about ur favorite person because theyre not in the bed with u

[bitchygladiatorglitter-blog]

Iggy Azalea’s tour got cancelled 

justice has been served 

[egberts]

ill kiss u so hard man dont fuck w me

[lostthoughtsofbeth-deactivated2]

how do i uninstall anxiety

[greatwhiteprivilege]

*accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*

[suzuki-truck]

Hannah Snowdon by Adam Elmakias 1/3

[assgod]

can’t hang with str8 men because I’m too clumsy to be around things as fragile as their masculinity

[c-a-k-e-deactivated20170914]

psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind: *only endless screaming*

psychic: what the fuck

[cyberho]

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

[cachorritx]

not with that attitude

[egobuzz]

parents: we want grandchildren 

me: [adopts puppy] 

me: congratulations, his name is bark ruffalo and he loves you

[warmestnugget]

The Powerpuff Girls as The Holy Trinity ↳ Using their ultra super powers to fight crime and the forces of evil (x)

Bonus:

[katdotjpg]

horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.

white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.

white girl: you're just trying to scare me.

white boy: lmao

they continue walking for a few seconds

*white couple hears noise*

white girl: babe what that??

white boy: i'll go investigate

*leaves her alone*

*choking noises*

white girl: zack!!!

white boy: ha ha just kidding!

white girl: asshole!

white boy: im just playin babe

white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute

*playful kiss*

*things turn sexy*

*hear noise*

white boy: i'll go investigate

*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*

*maybe a thud*

white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!

*she walks and he dead*

white girl: ahhh!!

*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*

white girl: ahhh!!!

*white girl runs*

*dead end*

*hides*

*thinks she free n safe*

*guy catches her*

*cuts her*

*she dead*

opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

[inkskinned]

dear universe;

hello. i am writing to let you know you did good job on the stars, and also on dogs.

yours respectfully, me

[chismosavirus]

what if an ouija board was like an afterlife call center

“hey joey, line 396 is open. three teenagers in the dark want to talk to some ghost or something” 

“i’m gonna prank them so hard”

“joey no”

“im gonna say i’m satan”

“JOEY THIS IS WHY THEY MADE A SHITTY MOVIE ABOUT US”

[happyasthekxnnedys-blog]

heart shaped hickies 😌😌😌