something gay idk

inactive

[motleybirdbones]

A Cute Costume idea for Couples this Halloween:

[yotter-otter]

“Hatchetfield residents have a high death rate" factoid is actually just a statistical error. The average Hatchetfield resident dies once per apocalypse. Ted, who is constantly murdered and dies twice each apocalypse, is an outlier and should not have been counted

[privileged-fucks]

I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

[halfmoon-river]

“I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship”

[vieste-is-ay]

what kills me about the guy who didn’t like musicals is how much of a basic bitch paul is. 

like yeah this is our hero protagonist he likes coffee and works an office job and drinks iced caramel frappes and has a crush on a barista. he is also allergic to musicals

 okay now sing bitch sing 

[sing-the-beginning-of-moana]

@tnoy-karaxis here you go

[borderlinenocturnal]

blaaaack

coffee, I'm

your coffee gir-

̷̥̌͜͜͝Ǹ̵͈͔̦̎͆͝͝ ̸̲̪̦̯͋͛ͅ ̸̛̹̫̲͕̆ ̴̧̨͔̘̊̏̆͘O̸̱̻̱̊̏̐̍ ̷̡̨̲̱͖̅

[chartedrights]

New favorite reaction image dropped

[gotta-get-back-to-hatchetfield]

If I’d never seen starkid and you told me one of these shows was about a blue alien and the other was about a green alien I would be fucking pissed when I found out which was which

[probablyasocialecologist]

[freakoutgirl]

dw if I die I will still haunt the narrative

[chickensgod]

[starryknight613]

“…And they were Spies”

“Oh my god, they were Spies!”

[voulair]

me @ the stars: help me

[ruhlare]

me @ the moon: kidnap me

[parishtaa-deactivated20230121]

me @ the cosmos : consume me

[hermoonlit-world]

me @ the sun: run away with me

[fairydrowning]

me @ the moon: notice me

[jaubaius]

Husky getting nervous at his first swimming lesson

[bigdogdabeast]

I like this WAY more then I should

[chapdietostie-deactivated202406]

BIG BABY <3

[404-later]

[athanasia-istolla]

“Death to Poseidon” has me fking rolling.

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

if i didnt know who these characters were i’d say its a french indie gay romantic drama that is playing a little too heavily with color symbolism

[wellwaterhysteria]

i think about this post like. once a week. and i mean that.

[wondersmith-and-sons]

obviously i don't put any stock in conspiracy theories, but the "liz truss was a lib dem/labour/anarchist/irish/scottish sleeper agent who has sucessfully killed the queen, tanked the pound, and decimated the tory party" is the ONE thing i really want to believe in for shits and giggles

[shouty-y]

overwhelmed ✨