chickengod

Never coherent Don’t need to be! Free Palestine 🇵🇸 My icon is a stress ball from an advisors desk

[lgbt-tiktoks]

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

You can learn a lot about a trans woman by asking such simple questions as “which Monster Hunter monster gives you a fucked up form of gender envy?”

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[bleekay]

[queercanelady]

how it is apparently

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[bunpoizonz]

reblog to give a trans woman a yummy burger

[bunpoizonz]

glad i reached my target audience of ppl showing love to their trans gfs/wives through the power of burger

[bunpoizonz]

okay so since making this post i've become the target audience

[klapollo]

Washington Post is paywalling the article but it looks like Taylor Farms — a consumer bagged salad brand that also supplies produce to grocers and fast food chains like Taco Bell, Walmart, McDonald's, Chipotle, Burger King, KFC, and Meijer —may be at least one of the sources of the current cyclosporiasis outbreak.

Taylor makes bagged greens, salad kits, chopped salads, the works. Keep avoiding supermarket greens, but keep an especially close eye out for this brand/supplier. The above list of grocers and fast food chains is NOT exhaustive, so please continue getting lettuce and other raw produce taken off your burgers, sandwiches, etc.

[triplehamburgerjack]

Their other brand is EARTHBOUND ORGANICS!!!

[lokaror]

They used idiot ore to forge u bro

[chickensgod]

phd physicist-girl going to a party for the first time in her life certain she can manipulate spin the bottle to always land on herself so she can get out of it but the dropout magician-girl plants magnets on herself and on the bottle so it always lands on her when she spins it

[katlovesshrimps]

Girlfield in the Library (2023ish)

uncompressed version on ko-fi if you wanna download the whole thang

[talestobetold]

unbelievably excited. i wanted this so so bad and did not believe they could produce. but they did. god. kamigawa titanbreach.

[chickensgod]

[pangur-and-grim]

what I've learned from having other people edit my work is that I have a sick addiction to commas

[pangur-and-grim]

there have been four editing passes on my spider sex book, and each time they take away so many commas. no fresh commas are being added, this is just a continued culling. if you see a comma in the final book please understand that it survived so much

[pangur-and-grim]

[chickensgod]

it’s really cool how animal cruelty videos keep crossing my path, it’s really cool how people stop caring about torturing animals when they’re bugs

[peachfromcmbyn]

[manny-jacinto]

MAMMA MIA! 2008│dir. Phyllida Lloyd