Welcome to the shenanigans of the four houses!

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[thehousesvibing]

Gryffindor: *banging on Slytherin's dormitory door*

Slytherin: *opens door* go away

Gryffindor: *sticks their foot in the door* wait! I need a favour-

Slytherin: don't care. Ravenclaw only pays me 9-5 to deal with you

Gryffindor: ...it's 5:01

Slytherin: I don't do overtime.

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Ravenclaw: hey Hufflepuff! How'd you sleep last night?

Hufflepuff: *shudders* I had a dream that I accidentally killed Gryffindor

*at the same time*

Ravenclaw: *concerned* a nightmare?

Slytherin: *hopeful* a prophecy?

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Gryffindor: *attempts to use a summoning charm on Ravenclaw's book to stop them reading*

Ravenclaw: *ends up being summoned themselves and crashes into Gryffindor*

Gryffindor: *laughs nervously* I guess you could say you fell for my charm?

Ravenclaw: you have a deathwish

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*At a restaurant*

*when Hufflepuff is paying*

The waiter: what would you like?

Slytherin: just some water please

Hufflepuff: ...you don't want anything else?

Slytherin: *smiles sweetly* no, no this is fine for me thanks!

*when Gryffindor is paying*

The waiter: what would y-

Slytherin: everything on the menu

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Slytherin: *storms into the room and slams books onto the table*

Hufflepuff: *tentatively* I'm almost afraid to ask but- what happened?

Slytherin: Professor McGonagall thinks I'm immortal

Hufflepuff: i-i'm sorry?

Slytherin: *angrily gestures to books* she clearly thinks I'm immortal if she believes that I'm going to get all her assignments done before Gryffindor undoubtedly sends me to an early grave

Hufflepuff:

Gryffindor: I mean- I wasn't really planning on it but if you insist I guess-

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*after 3 hours of procrastination*

Ravenclaw: alright guys, it's time to finally do some work-

Gryffindor: *suddenly covers Hufflepuff's ears* SHH!

Ravenclaw: ...excuse me?

Gryffindor: don't say that word!

Ravenclaw: ...what word?

Gryffindor: the 'w' word!

Ravenclaw: *confused* what- 'work'?

Gryffindor: *angrily* SHHHH! *gestures to Hufflepuff* not in front of the children!

Ravenclaw: *sarcastically* oh I see, so you can swear all the time, but I can't say the word 'work' in front of your "precious child"?

Gryffindor: you don't want to ruin Hufflepuff's day by mentioning this, how you say, 'work' in front of them, do you Raven?

Ravenclaw: *literally so done* this is literally your worst excuse to not do your work yet-

Hufflepuff: *ears still covered* you guys know that I can hear you, right?

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Slytherin: you know, I used to think that nothing is endless, that no matter what it is, it'll always have an end. That's what makes things so precious, right?

Ravenclaw: *impressed* wow Slytherin, that's such a profound thoug- wait- what do you mean used to?

Slytherin: but then I met Gryffindor

Ravenclaw:

Slytherin: and I realised that their obnoxious 'your mom' jokes are the exception to this rule

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Ravenclaw: Hey Hufflepuff! I was wondering if you could help me with something

Hufflepuff: yeah sure! I've always got time for a friend

Ravenclaw: great! Do you mind helping me sort out my books? I would do it myself but there are just so many of them

Hufflepuff:

Ravenclaw: err... Hufflepuff?

Hufflepuff:

Ravenclaw: ...do you- do you wanna help me?

Hufflepuff: I said I'd be willing to sacrifice some of my time

Hufflepuff: nowhere in that contract did I sign to sacrifice my sanity

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Ravenclaw: you do realise that your transfiguration essay is due tomorrow right?

Slytherin: *groans* will it really be the end of the world if I just don't do it?

Ravenclaw: I mean- no, but you will get detention

Slytherin: *thinks* I think I'm willing to make that sacrifice

*Gryffindor walks in*

Gryffindor: ugh I've got detention with McGonagall tomorrow night because I-

Slytherin: *pulls out a quill and some parchment* okay no, I am not risking detention with you of all people

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Slytherin: you remind me of a dandelion

Ravenclaw: *suspicious* why?

Slytherin: *smirks* because you make all my wishes come true

Ravenclaw: *blushes*

Gryffindor: *third-wheeling* I ate a dandelion once

Ravenclaw:

Slytherin:

Gryffindor: *shaking their head* tasted like shit

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Gryffindor: *falls down the stairs*

Hufflepuff: *automatically worried* sweet merlin Gryff! Are you okay??

Ravenclaw: *rolls eyes* pathetic

Slytherin: *pulling out camera* wait I didn't get that, can you do it again?

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Happy birthday to me <3 😊

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Gryffindor: *running into the room, panicked* HEY SLYTHERIN DO YOU WANT THIS CHOCOLATE BAR??

Slytherin: wait what? Err-

Gryffindor: GREAT! *Throws chocolate bar into Slytherins lap* YOU CAN THANK ME LATER! *Runs out the room*

Slytherin: ...why do I feel like I've just been handed a grenade-

Ravenclaw: *runs into the room seconds later, eyes zeroing in on Slytherin*

Ravenclaw: YOU

Slytherin: ...oh no

[thehousesvibing]

Slytherin: okay okay what if, we try putting the fireworks in the charms corridor

Gryffindor: yes!! We can try and spell them to go off just as everyone starts to leave the classrooms.

Slytherin: *starts cackling* can you imagine? The utter CHAOS

Ravenclaw: ...are you guys seriously not seeing anything wrong with this plan?

...

Gryffindor: oh shoot you're right!

Ravenclaw: *sighs in relief*

Gryffindor: we should put them in the great hall instead, maybe we can try aim a few at the staff table too-

Slytherin: Holy shit that's genius

Ravenclaw:

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Slytherin: *singing* what if we reeeeewrite the stars!

Gryffindor: *joining in* say you were maaaaade to be mine!

Slytherin: *vibing* nothing could keeeeep us apart!

Gryffindor: except that you are a bitch to me all of the timeeee!

Slytherin:

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Hufflepuff: *for the millionth time that day* ughhh I have so much work to do

Ravenclaw: ...okay bear with me here- what if...instead of complaining about how much work you have to do, you actually DO the work that you have to do

...

Hufflepuff: No

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Ravenclaw: you know, I have some free time later on, maybe I should ask Slytherin if they'd like to hang out

Hufflepuff: Pfft- hanging out with Slytherin? It's like you're begging to get grey hairs early

Slytherin: *offended face* excuse me? I'll have you know everyone thinks I'm a delight to be around

...

Gryffindor: ...who is 'everyone'?