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[suitupweird]

[cair--paravel]

Toni hair dye advertisement, 1971

[contac]

[boopednose]

Literally every potato

[meanplastic]

[cikero]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[roseoilz]

honestly…. us girls? us women ?? we always out here . knowin

[dougeboy]

[twinkothydrake]

tan france gave john mulaney a makeover. you should go watch the full video :)

[transtarks]

[gayrudeboys]

full offense no video other than this one matters

if you think anything is more important than

tan france calling john mulaney fuckable

john mulaney having an identity crisis because he got told he looks old

john mulaney also admitting that all he wanted was to be a 50s stage performer

tan france saying john mulaney has a nice ass

john mulaney blushing at being told he has a nice ass

you’re wrong.

[randomperson2167]

one more thing to add:

Tan France calling John Mulaney fuckable multiple times

[schrodingers-fyke]

“No I assumed you do, which I why I said that. Straight men.”

[youneedjesus01]

“Good, that’s-no.”

“Okay :D”

[hongjoongpresent]

“You have a good bum”

*the most dad voice ever* “thAt’S sO nIcE oF yOu To SaY!!!!”

[highlandvalley]

[quite-quirksome]

Pixar mom

[headspace-hotel]

You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again

[masons-nexus]

Rednecks in support of blue lives matter are more often than not what I like to refer to as “Patagonia boys” or “middle upper class I own an f-150, my dad has an office job and I was raised in a very nice suburb”

[riparian-ripuarian]

My uncle calls them “lawn farmers” bc all they farm is grass lol

[inloveandfear-deactivated202505]

[miezyslaw-stilinski-deactivated]

Uno, dos, stress

[spidaerman]

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

[y-o-u-t-h-s]

[dinuguan]