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hey doc holidyss in mucius and im sorry. class

Cay,

Are you trying to tell me you're sick, or that you can't come in because you're playing music?

One of those is excused, so I do need a little extra clarification.

Thank you,

Professor Holiday

best whoopps.

mucus. sicks. my bad . thumbs up

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that Cay. Make sure to get plenty of rest and fluids, if you'd like I could give you the recipe for the soup my dad used to make my sister and I when we were sick.

I'll send over a recording of the lesson and the assignment due. I'll give you an extra week to finish it up. Peace sign emoji.

sooup. t"ccçh

Not a fan of soup?

sprrryyy. took a mega nap. phone on ym face. uhhh. recipe is aweoem. thanks doe beunn so cooll and chill ehike im mumny mode

Fahahaha! Don't worry about it Cay, I'll send you the recipe for the soup as an attachement to this. You just focus on spreading the Curse of Ra, fahahaha!

om. it voss heh

I'll see you in class when you get better then, Cay. Good night, Ozymandias. Fahahaha!

#cay horse

WELL THAT WORKED OUT NICELY! IT LOOKS REALLY WONDERFUL IN YOUR NEW APARTMENT!

... WHY DO YOUR CHEEKS LOOK SO RED? IS IT COLD OUT?

... OH SHIT THAT'S NOELLE.

Yeah. I’m going to like. Need a bucket. We’re going to have to put you somewhere. And the bucket was my idea.

I brought one. Beatrice let Susie and I keep one for helping with throwing some robots into the Hell Pit.

I think if I just like. Put my whole hoodie in there. That’ll be like.. way easier. I don’t really want to try and pry him out of my pocket.

Considering how he'll probably try and run... Roll off, probably a good idea. It should be big enough, and it has a lid.

Okay, ready when you are.

I think I got like. Some of his ooze on my shirt. When I took my hoodie off. Ew. It’s kinda nasty. I think as long as you throw the lid on now, he’ll like. Be pretty contained.

Already on it, it's a screw on lid so it'll hold him pretty well...

You should burn that shirt by the way.

Yeah.. I will. His ooze is probably going to stain. And stuff like that. Y’know. I’ve been thinking about getting a pet or something lately. This wasn’t really what I was imagining. But I guess like. It’s close enough.

I've seen weirder pets. Did you know people have rabbits as pets? Like... Dog sizes rabbits.

How's your face by the way? No freezer burn?

I didn’t realise they got that big. Huh. I really wanted a cat. I didn’t want Gaster as a pet. But I guess this is what I’ve got now. I’ll pester him until he like. Carks it. Or starves. Whatever comes first.

Feels a bit sore but it’ll fix. If it doesn’t.. I’ve got ways to deal with it. They aren’t particularly fun. But like. They work.

I don't know if he can starve as a rock and some goo... Hopefully he can, or he just off himself or something.

If you'd like, I know a good cream to help with freezer burnt skin. Susie and I need it sometimes.

I give it two days if I pester him enough. Maybe three days if he can really hold out. Depends how resilient he is after the torment nexus.

That would be helpful. Is it just like. Something I could grab at a pharmacy? I’ll probably pick some up after I go fix up the rest of my paperwork stuff.

Oh yeah, it's over the counter. You should be able to find it near the Icy Hot, it has a little melted snowman on it.

Thanks. I’ll make sure to pick some up. That sounds like. Way easier than my usual way. Less messy too. Did that get everything out of your system? Or should I be prepping myself for like. Another death. Because I think I’ve got at least another one in me tonight. If you still need. Maybe even two.

I'm going to save the next time so it's more satisfying, I don't really feel that mad at you for being a pretty horrible person right now. Probably because I'm too happy seeing Gaster in a bucket.

Alright. Whatever. Do you think I should write something on it so it doesn't like. Accidentally get opened? Incase I lose it or something. I don’t plan on losing it. But like. Just in case.

Probably. Maybe something like "volatile chemicals, do not open".

I guess I can write that. I was thinking like “weird little freak that’s on the run that I’m keeping in a bucket and he’s kinda really yucky and gross to touch DO NOT OPEN.” But I guess your idea is like. Good too. It’s more concise.

That, and there are some people who would definitely open up that bucket to see a weird little freak that's inside it.

... I have anonymous people on Tumblr telling me I'm a bad person for letting you run around. Are they usually this stupid? Do they really think I can call the cops or something on you?

That’s true. Y’know. I hate when other people have better ideas than me. I didn’t even think of that. Completely slipped my mind. I was just trying to cover all my bases. That’s like. Normal. There’s always people giving their opinion on like. Everything. I mean you could call the cops. But like. I know most of them. It’s not really going to do anything. Unless you like. Really put in the effort. There’s a donated bench out the front of one of the stations with my name on it. If that says enough.

You over think things a lot, don't you?

See, that's what I told them except I figured you had enough paper work to just make the cops think you weren't the old you. They're telling me to get the people in Hell to try and jail you, but I'm pretty sure you'd end up just... not going to Hell? I don't know how it works if you're not dead. Plus, December would just kill you and you'd be back up here anyway...

I don’t think I could be dead long enough to be imprisoned in hell. Because I can’t like. Go there. That’s like. The main bit of my curse. And like the whole purpose of it. So I can’t go down to hell for more than a moment until like. I prove I’m sorry. So. Unless they’re planning to sentence me to prison for like. 20 minutes. That sounds like a pretty useless idea.

... Prove you're sorry? I thought she just wanted a new body, what did you do to tick her off?

It’s like. A long and uncomfortable story. I don't think there’s anything wrong with why I got cursed. I like. Deserved it. But I know most people find it like. Really uncomfortable.

You might as well tell me, I think it's already established that we're both not great people.

It’s like. Kinda. Not very fun. I don’t want to put that on you. It’s not a nice story. From what other people have said after I’ve told them.

... You know what, if you're that adamant that it's bad, maybe I should skip it for now. We can exchange traumatizing back stories later.

I’ll tell you like. Another time. I don’t think you want to hear about like. How I watched her gouge her own brains. It’s not really like. The time. You can tell me like. Yours though. If you want. I won’t stop you. I’m chill with that.

No, I think that I'll wait to tell you later. I need to head home anyway, I need to grab dinner before Susie starts eating shredded cheese straight from the bag again.

Whatever. Alright then. It was fun hanging out. Even if now I have to keep Gaster as a pet.

At least you can shake the bucket and make him bounce around it?

Anyway, I'll see you around Lydia. Maybe I'll kill you again next time.

#“Lydia”#Gaster

hey doc holidyss in mucius and im sorry. class

Cay,

Are you trying to tell me you're sick, or that you can't come in because you're playing music?

One of those is excused, so I do need a little extra clarification.

Thank you,

Professor Holiday

best whoopps.

mucus. sicks. my bad . thumbs up

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that Cay. Make sure to get plenty of rest and fluids, if you'd like I could give you the recipe for the soup my dad used to make my sister and I when we were sick.

I'll send over a recording of the lesson and the assignment due. I'll give you an extra week to finish it up. Peace sign emoji.

sooup. t"ccçh

Not a fan of soup?

sprrryyy. took a mega nap. phone on ym face. uhhh. recipe is aweoem. thanks doe beunn so cooll and chill ehike im mumny mode

Fahahaha! Don't worry about it Cay, I'll send you the recipe for the soup as an attachement to this. You just focus on spreading the Curse of Ra, fahahaha!

#cay horse #work posting

WELL THAT WORKED OUT NICELY! IT LOOKS REALLY WONDERFUL IN YOUR NEW APARTMENT!

... WHY DO YOUR CHEEKS LOOK SO RED? IS IT COLD OUT?

... OH SHIT THAT'S NOELLE.

Yeah. I’m going to like. Need a bucket. We’re going to have to put you somewhere. And the bucket was my idea.

I brought one. Beatrice let Susie and I keep one for helping with throwing some robots into the Hell Pit.

I think if I just like. Put my whole hoodie in there. That’ll be like.. way easier. I don’t really want to try and pry him out of my pocket.

Considering how he'll probably try and run... Roll off, probably a good idea. It should be big enough, and it has a lid.

Okay, ready when you are.

I think I got like. Some of his ooze on my shirt. When I took my hoodie off. Ew. It’s kinda nasty. I think as long as you throw the lid on now, he’ll like. Be pretty contained.

Already on it, it's a screw on lid so it'll hold him pretty well...

You should burn that shirt by the way.

Yeah.. I will. His ooze is probably going to stain. And stuff like that. Y’know. I’ve been thinking about getting a pet or something lately. This wasn’t really what I was imagining. But I guess like. It’s close enough.

I've seen weirder pets. Did you know people have rabbits as pets? Like... Dog sizes rabbits.

How's your face by the way? No freezer burn?

I didn’t realise they got that big. Huh. I really wanted a cat. I didn’t want Gaster as a pet. But I guess this is what I’ve got now. I’ll pester him until he like. Carks it. Or starves. Whatever comes first.

Feels a bit sore but it’ll fix. If it doesn’t.. I’ve got ways to deal with it. They aren’t particularly fun. But like. They work.

I don't know if he can starve as a rock and some goo... Hopefully he can, or he just off himself or something.

If you'd like, I know a good cream to help with freezer burnt skin. Susie and I need it sometimes.

I give it two days if I pester him enough. Maybe three days if he can really hold out. Depends how resilient he is after the torment nexus.

That would be helpful. Is it just like. Something I could grab at a pharmacy? I’ll probably pick some up after I go fix up the rest of my paperwork stuff.

Oh yeah, it's over the counter. You should be able to find it near the Icy Hot, it has a little melted snowman on it.

Thanks. I’ll make sure to pick some up. That sounds like. Way easier than my usual way. Less messy too. Did that get everything out of your system? Or should I be prepping myself for like. Another death. Because I think I’ve got at least another one in me tonight. If you still need. Maybe even two.

I'm going to save the next time so it's more satisfying, I don't really feel that mad at you for being a pretty horrible person right now. Probably because I'm too happy seeing Gaster in a bucket.

Alright. Whatever. Do you think I should write something on it so it doesn't like. Accidentally get opened? Incase I lose it or something. I don’t plan on losing it. But like. Just in case.

Probably. Maybe something like "volatile chemicals, do not open".

I guess I can write that. I was thinking like “weird little freak that’s on the run that I’m keeping in a bucket and he’s kinda really yucky and gross to touch DO NOT OPEN.” But I guess your idea is like. Good too. It’s more concise.

That, and there are some people who would definitely open up that bucket to see a weird little freak that's inside it.

... I have anonymous people on Tumblr telling me I'm a bad person for letting you run around. Are they usually this stupid? Do they really think I can call the cops or something on you?

That’s true. Y’know. I hate when other people have better ideas than me. I didn’t even think of that. Completely slipped my mind. I was just trying to cover all my bases. That’s like. Normal. There’s always people giving their opinion on like. Everything. I mean you could call the cops. But like. I know most of them. It’s not really going to do anything. Unless you like. Really put in the effort. There’s a donated bench out the front of one of the stations with my name on it. If that says enough.

You over think things a lot, don't you?

See, that's what I told them except I figured you had enough paper work to just make the cops think you weren't the old you. They're telling me to get the people in Hell to try and jail you, but I'm pretty sure you'd end up just... not going to Hell? I don't know how it works if you're not dead. Plus, December would just kill you and you'd be back up here anyway...

I don’t think I could be dead long enough to be imprisoned in hell. Because I can’t like. Go there. That’s like. The main bit of my curse. And like the whole purpose of it. So I can’t go down to hell for more than a moment until like. I prove I’m sorry. So. Unless they’re planning to sentence me to prison for like. 20 minutes. That sounds like a pretty useless idea.

... Prove you're sorry? I thought she just wanted a new body, what did you do to tick her off?

It’s like. A long and uncomfortable story. I don't think there’s anything wrong with why I got cursed. I like. Deserved it. But I know most people find it like. Really uncomfortable.

You might as well tell me, I think it's already established that we're both not great people.

It’s like. Kinda. Not very fun. I don’t want to put that on you. It’s not a nice story. From what other people have said after I’ve told them.

... You know what, if you're that adamant that it's bad, maybe I should skip it for now. We can exchange traumatizing back stories later.

I’ll tell you like. Another time. I don’t think you want to hear about like. How I watched her gouge her own brains. It’s not really like. The time. You can tell me like. Yours though. If you want. I won’t stop you. I’m chill with that.

No, I think that I'll wait to tell you later. I need to head home anyway, I need to grab dinner before Susie starts eating shredded cheese straight from the bag again.

#“Lydia”#Susie

hey doc holidyss in mucius and im sorry. class

Cay,

Are you trying to tell me you're sick, or that you can't come in because you're playing music?

One of those is excused, so I do need a little extra clarification.

Thank you,

Professor Holiday

best whoopps.

mucus. sicks. my bad . thumbs up

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that Cay. Make sure to get plenty of rest and fluids, if you'd like I could give you the recipe for the soup my dad used to make my sister and I when we were sick.

I'll send over a recording of the lesson and the assignment due. I'll give you an extra week to finish it up. Peace sign emoji.

sooup. t"ccçh

Not a fan of soup?

hey doc holidyss in mucius and im sorry. class

Cay,

Are you trying to tell me you're sick, or that you can't come in because you're playing music?

One of those is excused, so I do need a little extra clarification.

Thank you,

Professor Holiday

best whoopps.

mucus. sicks. my bad . thumbs up

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that Cay. Make sure to get plenty of rest and fluids, if you'd like I could give you the recipe for the soup my dad used to make my sister and I when we were sick.

I'll send over a recording of the lesson and the assignment due. I'll give you an extra week to finish it up. Peace sign emoji.

#cay horse #work posting

hey doc holidyss in mucius and im sorry. class

Cay,

Are you trying to tell me you're sick, or that you can't come in because you're playing music?

One of those is excused, so I do need a little extra clarification.

Thank you,

Professor Holiday

#cay horse #work posting

WELL THAT WORKED OUT NICELY! IT LOOKS REALLY WONDERFUL IN YOUR NEW APARTMENT!

... WHY DO YOUR CHEEKS LOOK SO RED? IS IT COLD OUT?

... OH SHIT THAT'S NOELLE.

Yeah. I’m going to like. Need a bucket. We’re going to have to put you somewhere. And the bucket was my idea.

I brought one. Beatrice let Susie and I keep one for helping with throwing some robots into the Hell Pit.

I think if I just like. Put my whole hoodie in there. That’ll be like.. way easier. I don’t really want to try and pry him out of my pocket.

Considering how he'll probably try and run... Roll off, probably a good idea. It should be big enough, and it has a lid.

Okay, ready when you are.

I think I got like. Some of his ooze on my shirt. When I took my hoodie off. Ew. It’s kinda nasty. I think as long as you throw the lid on now, he’ll like. Be pretty contained.

Already on it, it's a screw on lid so it'll hold him pretty well...

You should burn that shirt by the way.

Yeah.. I will. His ooze is probably going to stain. And stuff like that. Y’know. I’ve been thinking about getting a pet or something lately. This wasn’t really what I was imagining. But I guess like. It’s close enough.

I've seen weirder pets. Did you know people have rabbits as pets? Like... Dog sizes rabbits.

How's your face by the way? No freezer burn?

I didn’t realise they got that big. Huh. I really wanted a cat. I didn’t want Gaster as a pet. But I guess this is what I’ve got now. I’ll pester him until he like. Carks it. Or starves. Whatever comes first.

Feels a bit sore but it’ll fix. If it doesn’t.. I’ve got ways to deal with it. They aren’t particularly fun. But like. They work.

I don't know if he can starve as a rock and some goo... Hopefully he can, or he just off himself or something.

If you'd like, I know a good cream to help with freezer burnt skin. Susie and I need it sometimes.

I give it two days if I pester him enough. Maybe three days if he can really hold out. Depends how resilient he is after the torment nexus.

That would be helpful. Is it just like. Something I could grab at a pharmacy? I’ll probably pick some up after I go fix up the rest of my paperwork stuff.

Oh yeah, it's over the counter. You should be able to find it near the Icy Hot, it has a little melted snowman on it.

Thanks. I’ll make sure to pick some up. That sounds like. Way easier than my usual way. Less messy too. Did that get everything out of your system? Or should I be prepping myself for like. Another death. Because I think I’ve got at least another one in me tonight. If you still need. Maybe even two.

I'm going to save the next time so it's more satisfying, I don't really feel that mad at you for being a pretty horrible person right now. Probably because I'm too happy seeing Gaster in a bucket.

Alright. Whatever. Do you think I should write something on it so it doesn't like. Accidentally get opened? Incase I lose it or something. I don’t plan on losing it. But like. Just in case.

Probably. Maybe something like "volatile chemicals, do not open".

I guess I can write that. I was thinking like “weird little freak that’s on the run that I’m keeping in a bucket and he’s kinda really yucky and gross to touch DO NOT OPEN.” But I guess your idea is like. Good too. It’s more concise.

That, and there are some people who would definitely open up that bucket to see a weird little freak that's inside it.

... I have anonymous people on Tumblr telling me I'm a bad person for letting you run around. Are they usually this stupid? Do they really think I can call the cops or something on you?

That’s true. Y’know. I hate when other people have better ideas than me. I didn’t even think of that. Completely slipped my mind. I was just trying to cover all my bases. That’s like. Normal. There’s always people giving their opinion on like. Everything. I mean you could call the cops. But like. I know most of them. It’s not really going to do anything. Unless you like. Really put in the effort. There’s a donated bench out the front of one of the stations with my name on it. If that says enough.

You over think things a lot, don't you?

See, that's what I told them except I figured you had enough paper work to just make the cops think you weren't the old you. They're telling me to get the people in Hell to try and jail you, but I'm pretty sure you'd end up just... not going to Hell? I don't know how it works if you're not dead. Plus, December would just kill you and you'd be back up here anyway...

I don’t think I could be dead long enough to be imprisoned in hell. Because I can’t like. Go there. That’s like. The main bit of my curse. And like the whole purpose of it. So I can’t go down to hell for more than a moment until like. I prove I’m sorry. So. Unless they’re planning to sentence me to prison for like. 20 minutes. That sounds like a pretty useless idea.

... Prove you're sorry? I thought she just wanted a new body, what did you do to tick her off?

It’s like. A long and uncomfortable story. I don't think there’s anything wrong with why I got cursed. I like. Deserved it. But I know most people find it like. Really uncomfortable.

You might as well tell me, I think it's already established that we're both not great people.

It’s like. Kinda. Not very fun. I don’t want to put that on you. It’s not a nice story. From what other people have said after I’ve told them.

... You know what, if you're that adamant that it's bad, maybe I should skip it for now. We can exchange traumatizing back stories later.

#“Lydia”

WELL THAT WORKED OUT NICELY! IT LOOKS REALLY WONDERFUL IN YOUR NEW APARTMENT!

... WHY DO YOUR CHEEKS LOOK SO RED? IS IT COLD OUT?

... OH SHIT THAT'S NOELLE.

Yeah. I’m going to like. Need a bucket. We’re going to have to put you somewhere. And the bucket was my idea.

I brought one. Beatrice let Susie and I keep one for helping with throwing some robots into the Hell Pit.

I think if I just like. Put my whole hoodie in there. That’ll be like.. way easier. I don’t really want to try and pry him out of my pocket.

Considering how he'll probably try and run... Roll off, probably a good idea. It should be big enough, and it has a lid.

Okay, ready when you are.

I think I got like. Some of his ooze on my shirt. When I took my hoodie off. Ew. It’s kinda nasty. I think as long as you throw the lid on now, he’ll like. Be pretty contained.

Already on it, it's a screw on lid so it'll hold him pretty well...

You should burn that shirt by the way.

Yeah.. I will. His ooze is probably going to stain. And stuff like that. Y’know. I’ve been thinking about getting a pet or something lately. This wasn’t really what I was imagining. But I guess like. It’s close enough.

I've seen weirder pets. Did you know people have rabbits as pets? Like... Dog sizes rabbits.

How's your face by the way? No freezer burn?

I didn’t realise they got that big. Huh. I really wanted a cat. I didn’t want Gaster as a pet. But I guess this is what I’ve got now. I’ll pester him until he like. Carks it. Or starves. Whatever comes first.

Feels a bit sore but it’ll fix. If it doesn’t.. I’ve got ways to deal with it. They aren’t particularly fun. But like. They work.

I don't know if he can starve as a rock and some goo... Hopefully he can, or he just off himself or something.

If you'd like, I know a good cream to help with freezer burnt skin. Susie and I need it sometimes.

I give it two days if I pester him enough. Maybe three days if he can really hold out. Depends how resilient he is after the torment nexus.

That would be helpful. Is it just like. Something I could grab at a pharmacy? I’ll probably pick some up after I go fix up the rest of my paperwork stuff.

Oh yeah, it's over the counter. You should be able to find it near the Icy Hot, it has a little melted snowman on it.

Thanks. I’ll make sure to pick some up. That sounds like. Way easier than my usual way. Less messy too. Did that get everything out of your system? Or should I be prepping myself for like. Another death. Because I think I’ve got at least another one in me tonight. If you still need. Maybe even two.

I'm going to save the next time so it's more satisfying, I don't really feel that mad at you for being a pretty horrible person right now. Probably because I'm too happy seeing Gaster in a bucket.

Alright. Whatever. Do you think I should write something on it so it doesn't like. Accidentally get opened? Incase I lose it or something. I don’t plan on losing it. But like. Just in case.

Probably. Maybe something like "volatile chemicals, do not open".

I guess I can write that. I was thinking like “weird little freak that’s on the run that I’m keeping in a bucket and he’s kinda really yucky and gross to touch DO NOT OPEN.” But I guess your idea is like. Good too. It’s more concise.

That, and there are some people who would definitely open up that bucket to see a weird little freak that's inside it.

... I have anonymous people on Tumblr telling me I'm a bad person for letting you run around. Are they usually this stupid? Do they really think I can call the cops or something on you?

That’s true. Y’know. I hate when other people have better ideas than me. I didn’t even think of that. Completely slipped my mind. I was just trying to cover all my bases. That’s like. Normal. There’s always people giving their opinion on like. Everything. I mean you could call the cops. But like. I know most of them. It’s not really going to do anything. Unless you like. Really put in the effort. There’s a donated bench out the front of one of the stations with my name on it. If that says enough.

You over think things a lot, don't you?

See, that's what I told them except I figured you had enough paper work to just make the cops think you weren't the old you. They're telling me to get the people in Hell to try and jail you, but I'm pretty sure you'd end up just... not going to Hell? I don't know how it works if you're not dead. Plus, December would just kill you and you'd be back up here anyway...

I don’t think I could be dead long enough to be imprisoned in hell. Because I can’t like. Go there. That’s like. The main bit of my curse. And like the whole purpose of it. So I can’t go down to hell for more than a moment until like. I prove I’m sorry. So. Unless they’re planning to sentence me to prison for like. 20 minutes. That sounds like a pretty useless idea.

... Prove you're sorry? I thought she just wanted a new body, what did you do to tick her off?

It’s like. A long and uncomfortable story. I don't think there’s anything wrong with why I got cursed. I like. Deserved it. But I know most people find it like. Really uncomfortable.

You might as well tell me, I think it's already established that we're both not great people.

#“Lydia”

WELL THAT WORKED OUT NICELY! IT LOOKS REALLY WONDERFUL IN YOUR NEW APARTMENT!

... WHY DO YOUR CHEEKS LOOK SO RED? IS IT COLD OUT?

... OH SHIT THAT'S NOELLE.

Yeah. I’m going to like. Need a bucket. We’re going to have to put you somewhere. And the bucket was my idea.

I brought one. Beatrice let Susie and I keep one for helping with throwing some robots into the Hell Pit.

I think if I just like. Put my whole hoodie in there. That’ll be like.. way easier. I don’t really want to try and pry him out of my pocket.

Considering how he'll probably try and run... Roll off, probably a good idea. It should be big enough, and it has a lid.

Okay, ready when you are.

I think I got like. Some of his ooze on my shirt. When I took my hoodie off. Ew. It’s kinda nasty. I think as long as you throw the lid on now, he’ll like. Be pretty contained.

Already on it, it's a screw on lid so it'll hold him pretty well...

You should burn that shirt by the way.

Yeah.. I will. His ooze is probably going to stain. And stuff like that. Y’know. I’ve been thinking about getting a pet or something lately. This wasn’t really what I was imagining. But I guess like. It’s close enough.

I've seen weirder pets. Did you know people have rabbits as pets? Like... Dog sizes rabbits.

How's your face by the way? No freezer burn?

I didn’t realise they got that big. Huh. I really wanted a cat. I didn’t want Gaster as a pet. But I guess this is what I’ve got now. I’ll pester him until he like. Carks it. Or starves. Whatever comes first.

Feels a bit sore but it’ll fix. If it doesn’t.. I’ve got ways to deal with it. They aren’t particularly fun. But like. They work.

I don't know if he can starve as a rock and some goo... Hopefully he can, or he just off himself or something.

If you'd like, I know a good cream to help with freezer burnt skin. Susie and I need it sometimes.

I give it two days if I pester him enough. Maybe three days if he can really hold out. Depends how resilient he is after the torment nexus.

That would be helpful. Is it just like. Something I could grab at a pharmacy? I’ll probably pick some up after I go fix up the rest of my paperwork stuff.

Oh yeah, it's over the counter. You should be able to find it near the Icy Hot, it has a little melted snowman on it.

Thanks. I’ll make sure to pick some up. That sounds like. Way easier than my usual way. Less messy too. Did that get everything out of your system? Or should I be prepping myself for like. Another death. Because I think I’ve got at least another one in me tonight. If you still need. Maybe even two.

I'm going to save the next time so it's more satisfying, I don't really feel that mad at you for being a pretty horrible person right now. Probably because I'm too happy seeing Gaster in a bucket.

Alright. Whatever. Do you think I should write something on it so it doesn't like. Accidentally get opened? Incase I lose it or something. I don’t plan on losing it. But like. Just in case.

Probably. Maybe something like "volatile chemicals, do not open".

I guess I can write that. I was thinking like “weird little freak that’s on the run that I’m keeping in a bucket and he’s kinda really yucky and gross to touch DO NOT OPEN.” But I guess your idea is like. Good too. It’s more concise.

That, and there are some people who would definitely open up that bucket to see a weird little freak that's inside it.

... I have anonymous people on Tumblr telling me I'm a bad person for letting you run around. Are they usually this stupid? Do they really think I can call the cops or something on you?

That’s true. Y’know. I hate when other people have better ideas than me. I didn’t even think of that. Completely slipped my mind. I was just trying to cover all my bases. That’s like. Normal. There’s always people giving their opinion on like. Everything. I mean you could call the cops. But like. I know most of them. It’s not really going to do anything. Unless you like. Really put in the effort. There’s a donated bench out the front of one of the stations with my name on it. If that says enough.

You over think things a lot, don't you?

See, that's what I told them except I figured you had enough paper work to just make the cops think you weren't the old you. They're telling me to get the people in Hell to try and jail you, but I'm pretty sure you'd end up just... not going to Hell? I don't know how it works if you're not dead. Plus, December would just kill you and you'd be back up here anyway...

I don’t think I could be dead long enough to be imprisoned in hell. Because I can’t like. Go there. That’s like. The main bit of my curse. And like the whole purpose of it. So I can’t go down to hell for more than a moment until like. I prove I’m sorry. So. Unless they’re planning to sentence me to prison for like. 20 minutes. That sounds like a pretty useless idea.

#anonymous #“lydia”#Susie

... Prove you're sorry? I thought she just wanted a new body, what did you do to tick her off?

#“Lydia”

Apparently the girlfriend is the worse one out of the two. Maybe keeping them seperate is the good ending

Yes, it is. Thank you.

#anonymous

Didn't work! I still think you are both an idiot and evil for not even attempting to find a solution and just resigning to letting her murder countless more people!

Does your wife know about this? I dont think she would approve.

Good for you, you've figured you that I'm not a good person. Do you want a metal? Some kind of prize? Until you actually get off your ass and do something, get off your high horse.

You'd think I'd keep secrets from my wife like this? Do you think I'd tell her about working for Gaster and not tell her about Lydia being a fucking monster?!

Have you tried sending her down there or are you just trusting the murderer?

... Okay, let me put this in a way you'll probably understand.

Her girlfriend is probably in Hell, her girlfriend cursed her to where she can't die until she gets her girlfriend a new body, right?

What makes you think that she can go into Hell, if her girlfriend was strong enough to curse her like that? Better question, do you want her that close to her girlfriend?

#anonymous #“lydia”

Trying to jail an immortal person for eternity sounds like a pretty stupid idea tbh I don’t know what the other person was on about

An immortal person who apparently basically owns the police, and could just leave by killing themselves and respawning in the morgue or whatever.

#anonymous #“lydia”

WELL THAT WORKED OUT NICELY! IT LOOKS REALLY WONDERFUL IN YOUR NEW APARTMENT!

... WHY DO YOUR CHEEKS LOOK SO RED? IS IT COLD OUT?

... OH SHIT THAT'S NOELLE.

Yeah. I’m going to like. Need a bucket. We’re going to have to put you somewhere. And the bucket was my idea.

I brought one. Beatrice let Susie and I keep one for helping with throwing some robots into the Hell Pit.

I think if I just like. Put my whole hoodie in there. That’ll be like.. way easier. I don’t really want to try and pry him out of my pocket.

Considering how he'll probably try and run... Roll off, probably a good idea. It should be big enough, and it has a lid.

Okay, ready when you are.

I think I got like. Some of his ooze on my shirt. When I took my hoodie off. Ew. It’s kinda nasty. I think as long as you throw the lid on now, he’ll like. Be pretty contained.

Already on it, it's a screw on lid so it'll hold him pretty well...

You should burn that shirt by the way.

Yeah.. I will. His ooze is probably going to stain. And stuff like that. Y’know. I’ve been thinking about getting a pet or something lately. This wasn’t really what I was imagining. But I guess like. It’s close enough.

I've seen weirder pets. Did you know people have rabbits as pets? Like... Dog sizes rabbits.

How's your face by the way? No freezer burn?

I didn’t realise they got that big. Huh. I really wanted a cat. I didn’t want Gaster as a pet. But I guess this is what I’ve got now. I’ll pester him until he like. Carks it. Or starves. Whatever comes first.

Feels a bit sore but it’ll fix. If it doesn’t.. I’ve got ways to deal with it. They aren’t particularly fun. But like. They work.

I don't know if he can starve as a rock and some goo... Hopefully he can, or he just off himself or something.

If you'd like, I know a good cream to help with freezer burnt skin. Susie and I need it sometimes.

I give it two days if I pester him enough. Maybe three days if he can really hold out. Depends how resilient he is after the torment nexus.

That would be helpful. Is it just like. Something I could grab at a pharmacy? I’ll probably pick some up after I go fix up the rest of my paperwork stuff.

Oh yeah, it's over the counter. You should be able to find it near the Icy Hot, it has a little melted snowman on it.

Thanks. I’ll make sure to pick some up. That sounds like. Way easier than my usual way. Less messy too. Did that get everything out of your system? Or should I be prepping myself for like. Another death. Because I think I’ve got at least another one in me tonight. If you still need. Maybe even two.

I'm going to save the next time so it's more satisfying, I don't really feel that mad at you for being a pretty horrible person right now. Probably because I'm too happy seeing Gaster in a bucket.

Alright. Whatever. Do you think I should write something on it so it doesn't like. Accidentally get opened? Incase I lose it or something. I don’t plan on losing it. But like. Just in case.

Probably. Maybe something like "volatile chemicals, do not open".

I guess I can write that. I was thinking like “weird little freak that’s on the run that I’m keeping in a bucket and he’s kinda really yucky and gross to touch DO NOT OPEN.” But I guess your idea is like. Good too. It’s more concise.

That, and there are some people who would definitely open up that bucket to see a weird little freak that's inside it.

... I have anonymous people on Tumblr telling me I'm a bad person for letting you run around. Are they usually this stupid? Do they really think I can call the cops or something on you?

That’s true. Y’know. I hate when other people have better ideas than me. I didn’t even think of that. Completely slipped my mind. I was just trying to cover all my bases. That’s like. Normal. There’s always people giving their opinion on like. Everything. I mean you could call the cops. But like. I know most of them. It’s not really going to do anything. Unless you like. Really put in the effort. There’s a donated bench out the front of one of the stations with my name on it. If that says enough.