Hey it's Cay

Wassup✌ Geo major, He/They, 23, I like rocks and Rock and havin' a good time

[caycayslider]

pinned poist two lets take it from the top AWESOME GUITAR EMOJI

teh imporatnt thing to know is im chill and cool and i liek meetin new people so i might show iup in your inbox EVIL SMILE EMOJI

still a geo major and im gonna graduate DESPUTE THE EVERYTHIGN #rock talk - is for geology stuff

so liek my whole damily is on this goofy ass hellsite so thats

#leelee - dats Lily my kickass sister

#j - is Jacob cause i cant think of a cooler tag atm IM GONNA THOUG

#london don don - is London and you gootta read it like a old hoeror movie sting hehe

#hashtag my mom - is my mom obv. shes bein kinda horrible rn so im not gonna say anythin else about her atm

#dead (dad) joke - is my daaaad and hes deaaad and thats kinda made my whole life weirrrrrrd cause apparently hell is jsut in a big hollllle

#new sister who dis - is Emma! shers my new sister since our dads are remarryin and shes super cool. liek shes got a sword and stuff and showed me arounf her dads place

uhhhhhh i think thsts the main stuff. ill probably add more stuf later idk

[broteampill-deactivated20200407]

[bacardis-leghair]

mutuals stop putting this on my dash challenge

[the-worm-man]

Every Friday. Every Friday i either see this post or live in fear of seeing it. I can’t wake up and say ‘it’s friday’ anymore without thinking of this post. I am living a nightmare and it’s your fault

[jaylorschwift42069]

hows it feel tor be slightly oldwrr sthtna you were yesterday huhh?

fine. I'm technically not in my early twenties anymore which feels a little weird. but it feels normal.

[caycayslider]

trueee the susper myshterious mid twnetiess. noddin emoji. if youre nott too bussy besin old we should liek. hang out ans wat h shit toegwther. i gotta go e you bachk your dvdds anyways

[jaylorschwift42069]

hell yeah, i'm down. as long as it's not like a whole thing with cake and whatever.

[caycayslider]

naaah im brinsin those cookeis from taht palces tou liek but no threll be zero candles✌

[jaylorschwift42069]

..... okay fine.

we gotta watch Ferris Bueller like every year though. i neeever miss that movie on my birthday, never have.

[caycayslider]

yeag yeagg fine. i thinek we coaudl put it on mute and make you satuy oall the lines froem memorty though heh

[jaylorschwift42069]

ohhh you totally could. bold of you to assume i haven't already tried that hahaha

but yeah it sounds cool. Will has some plans with me so i'll meet up with you after that if that's chill.

[caycayslider]

go ffor it. gibes me tiem to finsih this assignemtn ans get the cookiess. finger guns emoji

[jaylorschwift42069]

hows it feel tor be slightly oldwrr sthtna you were yesterday huhh?

fine. I'm technically not in my early twenties anymore which feels a little weird. but it feels normal.

[caycayslider]

trueee the susper myshterious mid twnetiess. noddin emoji. if youre nott too bussy besin old we should liek. hang out ans wat h shit toegwther. i gotta go e you bachk your dvdds anyways

[jaylorschwift42069]

hell yeah, i'm down. as long as it's not like a whole thing with cake and whatever.

[caycayslider]

naaah im brinsin those cookeis from taht palces tou liek but no threll be zero candles✌

[jaylorschwift42069]

..... okay fine.

we gotta watch Ferris Bueller like every year though. i neeever miss that movie on my birthday, never have.

[caycayslider]

yeag yeagg fine. i thinek we coaudl put it on mute and make you satuy oall the lines froem memorty though heh

[jaylorschwift42069]

hows it feel tor be slightly oldwrr sthtna you were yesterday huhh?

fine. I'm technically not in my early twenties anymore which feels a little weird. but it feels normal.

[caycayslider]

trueee the susper myshterious mid twnetiess. noddin emoji. if youre nott too bussy besin old we should liek. hang out ans wat h shit toegwther. i gotta go e you bachk your dvdds anyways

[jaylorschwift42069]

hell yeah, i'm down. as long as it's not like a whole thing with cake and whatever.

[caycayslider]

naaah im brinsin those cookeis from taht palces tou liek but no threll be zero candles✌

[jaylorschwift42069]

hows it feel tor be slightly oldwrr sthtna you were yesterday huhh?

fine. I'm technically not in my early twenties anymore which feels a little weird. but it feels normal.

[caycayslider]

trueee the susper myshterious mid twnetiess. noddin emoji. if youre nott too bussy besin old we should liek. hang out ans wat h shit toegwther. i gotta go e you bachk your dvdds anyways

[jaylorschwift42069]

happy beurthday to you

that's new years you dumb fuck

I'm not even 26 I'm 24.

[caycayslider]

wwhimsylesss behavir

[caycayslider]

Hello Cay? Can I ask you something, professor to student?

You're a geology major, correct?

-Professor Noelle Holiday

uh hey prof yeag. whyy?

[thehowling]

Sorry, I got distracted. I was wondering if you could identify a rock for me.

I've had it for a bit, but I'm not sure if it's... Normal or not.

[caycayslider]

oj hell yes more weirdd rocks. show me whaatcha got ans ill give it a try

[thehowling]

Well it's... This.

I put down a small Black Rock ear ring on the table.

Would you happen to know anything about this?

[caycayslider]

oshhhh its s athing made out of a rock. or. k it looks more leik a mineral im ngl. uhhh do you care if i mess with itv a bit?

[thehowling]

No, not at all. Feel free to break it open if you need to, but um... Maybe wear gloves? Just in case.

[caycayslider]

pfffff cmon im alamaost a professoonal ans i was absolutly gonna do that anyways. lemme justtt

oh shit thsys a hard rock. not thats i have a diamons handy to test beust that seems liek a ten. hmmm coudl be..

woah wiah wait i rmeeber this weird oiley luster. thiss is liwk the rock thata bird gsuy had!

[thehowling]

Yes, that's right. It's called a Black Rock, and... Well, Dess' soul used to be in one.

I want to know if there's a way to destroy one, and I want to know what it's supposed to be. If it's natural or man made.

[caycayslider]

oh shiiiriirttt .

uh so 1 it needs ssomethin harder thana ruby ro scratch it. prjbabky diamonnd level. 2 i guessita rinh. 3 its fuckinn weird. its not liek any other minwral oit there. natural ore lab made.

mayebee liek. find thee other one? they shousk at leasst scraacth each other. ans then.. idk. its hard to say when its literalsly a new thin

[thehowling]

I see... Thank you Cay, I appreciate it a lot.

I take the Black Rock back and put it into a small bag I have.

[caycayslider]

no prob. i lowb talkinn about thjsj stuff. sorrry yotur roxk ismt real lol

[caycayslider]

Hello Cay? Can I ask you something, professor to student?

You're a geology major, correct?

-Professor Noelle Holiday

uh hey prof yeag. whyy?

[thehowling]

Sorry, I got distracted. I was wondering if you could identify a rock for me.

I've had it for a bit, but I'm not sure if it's... Normal or not.

[caycayslider]

oj hell yes more weirdd rocks. show me whaatcha got ans ill give it a try

[thehowling]

Well it's... This.

I put down a small Black Rock ear ring on the table.

Would you happen to know anything about this?

[caycayslider]

oshhhh its s athing made out of a rock. or. k it looks more leik a mineral im ngl. uhhh do you care if i mess with itv a bit?

[thehowling]

No, not at all. Feel free to break it open if you need to, but um... Maybe wear gloves? Just in case.

[caycayslider]

pfffff cmon im alamaost a professoonal ans i was absolutly gonna do that anyways. lemme justtt

oh shit thsys a hard rock. not thats i have a diamons handy to test beust that seems liek a ten. hmmm coudl be..

woah wiah wait i rmeeber this weird oiley luster. thiss is liwk the rock thata bird gsuy had!

[thehowling]

Yes, that's right. It's called a Black Rock, and... Well, Dess' soul used to be in one.

I want to know if there's a way to destroy one, and I want to know what it's supposed to be. If it's natural or man made.

[caycayslider]

oh shiiiriirttt .

uh so 1 it needs ssomethin harder thana ruby ro scratch it. prjbabky diamonnd level. 2 i guessita rinh. 3 its fuckinn weird. its not liek any other minwral oit there. natural ore lab made.

mayebee liek. find thee other one? they shousk at leasst scraacth each other. ans then.. idk. its hard to say when its literalsly a new thin

[caycayslider]

Hello Cay? Can I ask you something, professor to student?

You're a geology major, correct?

-Professor Noelle Holiday

uh hey prof yeag. whyy?

[thehowling]

Sorry, I got distracted. I was wondering if you could identify a rock for me.

I've had it for a bit, but I'm not sure if it's... Normal or not.

[caycayslider]

oj hell yes more weirdd rocks. show me whaatcha got ans ill give it a try

[thehowling]

Well it's... This.

I put down a small Black Rock ear ring on the table.

Would you happen to know anything about this?

[caycayslider]

oshhhh its s athing made out of a rock. or. k it looks more leik a mineral im ngl. uhhh do you care if i mess with itv a bit?

[thehowling]

No, not at all. Feel free to break it open if you need to, but um... Maybe wear gloves? Just in case.

[caycayslider]

pfffff cmon im alamaost a professoonal ans i was absolutly gonna do that anyways. lemme justtt

oh shit thsys a hard rock. not thats i have a diamons handy to test beust that seems liek a ten. hmmm coudl be..

woah wiah wait i rmeeber this weird oiley luster. thiss is liwk the rock thata bird gsuy had!

[caycayslider]

Hello Cay? Can I ask you something, professor to student?

You're a geology major, correct?

-Professor Noelle Holiday

uh hey prof yeag. whyy?

[thehowling]

Sorry, I got distracted. I was wondering if you could identify a rock for me.

I've had it for a bit, but I'm not sure if it's... Normal or not.

[caycayslider]

oj hell yes more weirdd rocks. show me whaatcha got ans ill give it a try

[thehowling]

Well it's... This.

I put down a small Black Rock ear ring on the table.

Would you happen to know anything about this?

[caycayslider]

oshhhh its s athing made out of a rock. or. k it looks more leik a mineral im ngl. uhhh do you care if i mess with itv a bit?

[goojesusofhell]

@caycayslider yo nerd, do u want anything?

[caycayslider]

if you brisng the mr. slider playin the guitar. i wll cry the most nroamal tears anyoen has everr seen. noddin emoji

[goojesusofhell]

i will make it happen. cuz ur so so normal, of course.

[caycayslider]

yourees liek. one of my favoriete step sissters ever. you dhould know

[caycayslider]

Hello Cay? Can I ask you something, professor to student?

You're a geology major, correct?

-Professor Noelle Holiday

uh hey prof yeag. whyy?

[thehowling]

Sorry, I got distracted. I was wondering if you could identify a rock for me.

I've had it for a bit, but I'm not sure if it's... Normal or not.

[caycayslider]

oj hell yes more weirdd rocks. show me whaatcha got ans ill give it a try

[goojesusofhell]

@caycayslider yo nerd, do u want anything?

[caycayslider]

if you brisng the mr. slider playin the guitar. i wll cry the most nroamal tears anyoen has everr seen. noddin emoji

[caycayslider]

Hello Cay? Can I ask you something, professor to student?

You're a geology major, correct?

-Professor Noelle Holiday

uh hey prof yeag. whyy?

[caycayslider]

ueag i just met sandy loam. its ok tor be jelpus. i understand. sunglasses emoji

[caycayslider]

skippinn rocks sin the darak is awesome except for wheje you dont hear it skip. thats creepy. im rurnninn away nwow. #ohio