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What We Do in the Shadows (Taika Waititi & Jemaine Clement | 2014)

There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible.

amemait

Uh, no, you’re so wrong? Everybody knows that Jesus drove a Honda, but he didn’t like to talk about it?

From John 12:49 ‘For I do not speak of my own Accord…’

#favorite #this is amazing

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parks and rec meme ♡ ten episodes [4/10] - li'l sebastian

Who are we? Where are we going in life? What is the meaning of all of this? These are questions Li'l Sebastian never had to answer because he was a horse. Instead, he just brought us joy and happiness.

#parks and rec

nerdiegirlie

#thank you kenneth #30 rock

sickjacket

today i found out that when monarch butterflies migrate south for the winter, all the ones that go across the middle of lake superior suddenly stop going south and go west for five miles and then continue south. which really freaked scientists out cos like What is in the Middle of Lake Superior what do Butterflies know that We Dont Is This The End Times etc. anyway turns out about a hundred million years ago there was a mountain there and the butterflies still think they gotta fly around it. classic butterflies

#that is awesome!!

larry-gergich

thehungryavatar

Donna Appreciation Post

#donna is the best #favorite

lysse323

You curl under a blanket, protecting your body from the world, excepting a few clever spiders, and you are listening, hearing me. Sleep heavily and know that I am here with you now. The past is gone and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first and settles in as the gentle present. This now, this us, we can cope with that. We can do this together, you and I, drowsily, but comfortably.

Welcome to Night Vale, The Candidate, Cecil

A happy thought for those who are stressed out by finals

(via lysse323)

beachdeath

i just googled jessica williams to look at her wikipedia page but instead i discovered that there have been over 2,500 articles written TODAY arguing that she should host the daily show… nice

#YES PLEASE #she rocks

cosmicwizdom

#this is reasuring

ihopeyoulikeblackberries

ladiesagainsthumanity

RUTH. BADER. GINSBERG.

via @sethdmichaels

#favorite

The signs by Spongebob Quotes

Aries: And stop starin’ at me with them big ol eyes

Taurus: Yeah, this is great, just the three of us. You, me … and this brick wall that you built between us.

Gemini: This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is...ADVANCED darkness.

Cancer: Well, these claws ain't just for attracting mates.

Leo: Ohh, East? I thought you said “Weast.”

Virgo: If I'm lucky, Mr. Talent will rub his tentacles on my art.

Libra: You used me.... FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT.

Scorpio: You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him.

Sagittarius: Come, you know… I wumbo. You wumbo. He-she-me wumbo. Wumbo. Wumbo-ING. Wumbology! The study of WUMBO? It’s first grade, Spongebob!

Capricorn: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

Aquarius: At least I still have my personality…

Pisces: Sadly, I am only an eel.

#spongebob

sci-universe

Each fall, millions of North American monarch butterflies migrate to California and Mexico for winter. They make a massive journey (up to 4,830 kilometers/3,000 miles) and use the sun to ensure that they stay on course. On cloudy days Earth’s magnetic field as a kind of backup navigational system. (read more here)

#favorite