like the tower of pizza, she tilts

If you're working on your plan B, just make it your plan A.

[obviousplant]

Finally! Some books that cater to MY needs.

[ramenjesus-deactivated20121014]

[birdsandrocksandthings-deactiva]

I always wanted these to happen in real life

[ridiculously-dilettantish-deact]

Where is “Several bad puns later”?

[rinlockhart]

we need more!

[awkwardbirds]

don’t ask me why i have these on hand…i just do…

[theletterwsarseflap]

casually going to like this for future reference

[aaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn-blog]

REFERENCES

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

Cassie the Reaper from abgcomics

[mitchipedia]

[daebelly]

[punished-lincolnshire-poacher]

better to have a fitted sheet than shitted feet

[lakemojave]

Happy Pride Month everyone! Remember 4 months ago when the CEO of this platform harassed and chased a trans woman off this website just for posting her transition timeline, then chased her to other social media platforms to continue harassing her, and threatened to call the FBI if she continued disputing the multiple dubious terminations of her blogs that did not violate tumblr's terms of service in any way? And despite tumblr staff insisting that the CEO was acting against their interests, the broad transmisogyny evident in the site's culture and moderation policy has still not been adequately addressed?

[lakemojave]

Remember that staff is continuing to nuke the blogs of trans women even after all of this. Remember this post when they call this site the queerest place on the internet again this month

[lizclimo]

[rhodeys]

BLACK PANTHER (2018)  + letterboxd reviews | insp

[memewhore]

[nijiimura]

a couple days ago i had a dream where i was on a date w some girl and she said to me “idk why ppl believe 69 is the sexiest number when it’s rlly 64 bc that’s how many diamonds i can hold at once in minecraft” and i cant stop thinking about her

[aromanticduck]

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

[balkansoul-deactivated20220924]

tumblr is a website where you can see posts like “gender roles are a social construct and they’re not real” and “the stock market is just astrology for men” followed by “he is my boy girlfriend” reblogged by the same person in a span of two minutes. like how do you not see the irony of it all 

[roach-works]

OP it’s actually very simple. gender isn’t real except for when it’s funny.

[radicalcatgirlanarchy]

the bugs bunny rule of gender, if you will

[kaijuno]

Sacred image

[weaver-z]

I was talking about Goosebumps with a friend tonight and found the greatest tagline for any work of horror ever

[weaver-z]

I'm OBSESSED with how quickly this gets to the point. Welcome to Dead House. It will just kill you.

[dark-sappho]

Me: *reaches down and touches the dirt* someone died here

Pompeii tour guide: could you please stop doing that

[filmnoirsbian]

[rockofeternity]

Spider-Man – John Romita Jr.

[wrrprimary-deactivated20181208]