The Hyperactive Sammich

The name's Jalyn. Obsessed with The Hobbit, adore LoTR. Fan of the Avengers, recently dragged, screaming, into the Superwholock fandom. Fan of boybands.

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BRING NIALL….

Because what else would Harry bring….

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Love & Light

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[harryedsytles]

Always in sync

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[mayfoxk8]

#sometimes i wish niall wasn’t actually in one direction #because he’d be at concerts with ‘i love louis’ shirts #and he’d be like #the ultimate twitter fan #’@louis_tomlinson where can i send this collage i made of us together’ (x)

[allannia]

Richard Armitage for Esquire UK (x)

[thorvaenn]

Thor + Outfits in Avengers: Age of Ultron

[steamedporkbun]

look at that coat tho "Thor, we’re having a party and we’re wearing Earth clothes to it." "But…red cape. :( " "Just go to Macy’s and get something, okay." Thor: *passive-aggressively selects piece of Earth clothing from Macy’s that most resembles red cape*

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[a-little-bi-furious]

Survival Tip

If you ever fall off a cliff just yell “bisexuality is defined by the bi community as attraction to two or more genders” and below you thousands of people will gather to shout “but bi means two” back at you. Landing on them will break your fall.

[xsugar-venom]

Well, you asked.

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OH GOD

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#*bucky barnes screaming in the distance* (via)

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reblog if you ARE bisexual, SUPPORT bisexuals, or are a FIVE-HUNDRED FOOT TALL AMPHIBIOUS MONSTER arising out of the MARIANA TRENCH

[the-boy-with-the-bear-tattoo]

you will never know 

[silversarcasm]

if you had to drop out of a class you are not a failure

if you had to take time off school you are not a failure

if you had to leave school for good you are not a failure

your worth is not determined by academia and this goes doubly so for disabled people and others for whom school is set against them

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sext: all i wanna do is *gunshot* *gunshot* gunshot* *cash register noise* 

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[thehyperactivesammich-blog]

In which my dad learns about purses and jeans sizes.

My dad: Your sister's crazy. Who'd want a $200 purse?

Me: She does.

My dad: What is it with ladies purses, anyway?

Me: (glancing at my purse) What do you mean?

My dad: How did that start--I mean, why do women use them? Doesn't it get tiring carrying a bag around all the time?

Me: (stands up and turns around) See those pockets?

My dad: ... Yes?

Me: What can I fit in them?

My dad: What?

Me: How many things do you think I could fit in my pockets? Honestly. How many things?

My dad: Doesn't look like you could fit much.

Me: A pack of Orbit, some folded bills, and that's about it. That's why we use purses--because we can't carry our shit in our pockets like you do.

My dad: But I can fit my wallet, my keys, and my cigarettes in my pockets!

Me: And your jeans also fit the way they should.

My dad: I'm almost afraid to ask, but what do you mean?

Me: Your jeans are sized by, what, your inseam and waist, right?

My dad: ... Aren't yours?

Me: I'm a size 3.

My dad: 3 what?

Me: No, just a 3. A size 3.

My dad: What does that mean?

Me: I actually have no idea. I'm a size 3 in these jeans. In some other jeans, I'm a 5. I'm a 7 in my favorite pair of shorts.

My dad: Wait, it's not the same?

Me: Nope. A size 3 in one brand's jeans is completely different from a size 3 in another brand.

My dad: That's fucking stupid! How do you shop for them?!

Me: With great difficulty. This is why when you ask me what I did during the week and despite the fact I know you won't care I sometimes tell you I found a pair of jeans. Because finding a pair of jeans that fit and fit well is like finding the Holy Grail with your name encrusted in diamonds on it

[osointricate]

in a choice between

iron man 4

or

BLACK WIDOW

the answer is 

BLACK WIDOW