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hawflake

#cackling #iconic #captain picard day #Star Trek: The Next Generation

danylives

kylo ren:

anakin’s ghost:

#*mariah carey voice* i don't know her #star wars #lulz

forcearama

@dapurinthos replied to your post: @obijuankenobiismyonlyho replied to your post: …

It was a fake beard during the Dooku scenes because he shaved after principal photography was done, so when they went for reshoots, CGI beard.

Ah – yeah, I was pretty sure that whatever I had read before had said it was because they had to fill in some scenes that they went back and re-shot later. Merci!

That said: CGI? And not just, y’know, a fake beard? Wow. OK. (Shows what I know, anyways, half the stuff people call out for being “obviously CGI” in Star Wars I’m like “Oh, I didn’t even notice that part”. You guys, it took me an EMBARRASSINGLY long time to learn how much of the Movie Clone Content was CG.)

steamedporkbun

So I was scrolling innocently down my dash and read these beard posts and went THIS IS MY AREA OF EXPERTISE, I HAVE STUDIED THIS EXTENSIVELY.

Ewan’s fake beard (and bonus glued-on extra-long hair skirt!) can be found in the following scenes:

In the elevator on the way to see Padme. It magically becomes real when they come out of the elevator, which is lucky, as this allows Padme to meet Obi-Wan again in his full natural state of hotness and probably muse inwardly about what a good beard it is. (The elevator scene is the most egregious case of both CGI Beard and Hair Skirt. At other points in the movie I think it’s an actual physical stick-on. CGI Beard is blurry and kind of shiny and the wrong colour. Possible Stick-On Beard is thin, patchy and relatively unkempt. Real Beard is, of course, ginger, glorious, and sweetly caresses Obi-Wan’s lower face like Anakin probably does when he’s asleep.)

“I hate it when he does that.”

“This weapon is your life!!!” (We can maybe see a pattern emerging - a fair number of fake beard scenes are little Obi-Wan/Anakin banter/interaction moments. Maybe George decided they needed more and added them in.)

The Kamino scene where he’s sitting in the giant soup ladle - it switches back and forth between fake and real from shot to shot

Parts of the Dooku duel, in particular that one really scowly close-up - his beard’s a hot mess there, Dooku’s probably wondering what the hell Qui-Gon taught this child

And probably a couple others. Anyway, Spot the Fake Beard makes a great drinking game!

#finally my useless knowledge becomes relevant #for a given value of 'relevant'#star wars

Infinity War: *trailer released*

My ass, still stuck in 2012: "... so, anyway, each Avenger has their own floor, but they have a common floor for movie night..."

#anything after that i stopped paying attention tbh #marvel

skywalkerapologist

text post meme // parenting: the hardest job in the galaxy

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#vader's dejected little '....welp i knew this would happen'#star wars

winterfellsrose-deactivated2017

star wars modern au: Anakin and Padmé are happily married and they raise Luke and Leia together (bonus: uncle Obi-Wan babysits the twins occasionally)

#well that's cute as shit #star wars #modern au

elucubrare

WebMD Middle Ages

Q: I have, of late, felt strange pain in mine elbow

A: Prepare thy soul to be shriven, for thou hast THE PLAGUE

sashayed

Try These Home Remedyes

take in thy hand a Scourge haveing 3 Tayles, and with it flagellate thy sinnful bodye in the publick Road, crying Mercie of God

have lesse blood

hast thou tried Arsenic

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roachpatrol

if thou dost not posess a sufficiency of time for the weaving of thine own sacks for a sackcloth & ashys perdition garment, store boute ys fine

sashayed

Yon Knave Hath Procured the True & Grislye Fyngre-Bone of St. Agrippina. Thou’lt Credit NOT What Thanne Transpired

#i loled

ariesize

Star Trek au where everything is the same but Bones is from Canada instead of Georgia

spicyshimmy-blog

DAMN IT MAN i just stabbed you with this hypo, my god, i’m so sorry. i’m SO sorry. hell, let me pour some maple syrup on that for you.

steamedporkbun

Bones would clearly be a Maritimer.

“I suffer from aviophobia and she’s no fuckin’ joke, I’m tellin’ ya. She’ll knock you on your arse harder'n a bout of Andorian shingles in a gale. Why’m I here, then? Oh, the ex-wife took the whole damn planet in the divorce. Cottage *and* the boat, even my grammie’s damn chesterfield - was some brutal. Might as well move up west after that, since all I got left is my bones in a fuckin’ Sobeys bag. Jim Kirk? How’s it goin’. McCoy, Leonard McCoy. J’eat yet? No? How's about we go grab a couple beer when we land, then? Sure could use one.”

#idek #leonard mccoy