Sep 7, 2015
I sexually Identify as an idea train
Ever since I was 2 I wanted to be an idea train, sipping ideas in the form of purple cool aid, having a mind linked up to the internet.  I now will only answer to the name, Tomas, as he is the greatest idea train in the world.  I am also getting surgery to have a smokestack, a furnace, and wheels. I haven’t come out to my parents yet but I’m sure they’ll notice once I start eating coal. This is a very hard time for me and I hope you will all understand my troubles.