long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

shark vs the universe

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Acquired Stardust
Sade Olutola

Discoholic 🪩
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Claire Keane

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
we're not kids anymore.
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Jules of Nature
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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trying on a metaphor

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@theartofmadeline
hello vonnie
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@theillumithotti
long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them
Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.
I see a lot of nobles out here who think "Well I have a 10,000 square foot castle, surely that's enough space for a knight." WRONG. Knights are WORKING BREEDS, they need to go on regular quests to prove their fealty and come home horribly wounded. I have seen SO MANY adopted knights DESPONDENT because their liege keeps them cooped up in a castle and won't let them go on quests. If you want an armored warrior who will be happy in your castle you need to get a castellan. They're closely related to the knight breed but adapted to the castle environment.
these days you can call the US an empire and nobody will bat an eye, but the way some people get worked up when you start talking about acts of US imperialism. empire doesn't just mean powerful lmao, it means you're exploiting foreign populations
everytime u go outside ur spending $60 automatically its crazy $60 is the new $20
Stop buying food and coffee and make it at home. I'm begging everyone.
ok well i filled up my car with gas and got cat food for my cats so idk how this applies to me also the “don’t buy coffee anymore” thing is rlly annoying from ppl acting like buying coffee is the reason ppl r struggling to keep purchases under 20 dollars instead of capitalism inflating prices for shareholders to buy another five houses like. eventually yall gotta stop doing the “no more avacado toast!” thing to ppl bc there is no budgeting that is enough to outrun inflation
French-Iranian author and illustrator Marjane Satrapi, best known for the book and film “Persopolis”, has died of "sadness", members of her
This one hurt, her work had such a profound effect on my life, thoughts, and politics.
May her memory be a blessing
i will play a song on repeat until it’s sick of me
please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.
Hello bisexual community
Begin killing
everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters
Oh My God Damn
hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?
this is how new yorkers @ mamdani
being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt
PTSD? You got pussy taste speldiferous disorder???
i don’t even know what to say here.
you know what. yes. i do got pussy taste splendiferous disorder.
I’ve been in absolute tears cry laughing at this for the past 15 minutes.