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you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern. it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

wizardshark

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

hungwy

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

frqp-deactivated20200918

who give a shit.

hungwy

wizardpotions

I hate you wizard council I hate you spell regulations I hate you familiar rights I hate you banned potion ingredients I hate you geneva convention

dungeonmastersconsortium

This wizard had a 50 euro fine for potion safety violations.

wizardpotions

potion of liver damage is perfectly safe for human consumption ill have you know

milk5

Help !!! Im stranded on a island where the only food is 1 acorn with 1000000000mg thc & u have to eat it in 1 bite

rosesforwildwitches

that is 1000kg. what kind of neutron star of THC are you holding in your hand and how is it not already making you trip just by bending spacetime around you.

milk5

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slutwater

i love you and respect you, your an angel, dont worry abt the others, just look me in the eyes. your all you have to be

*kissies you gently and sweetly*

milk5

Theres a secret monster in my post. Did u find it?

itookacidbytheriver-deactivated

milk5

You found me ! ! !

stimman4000

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cipheramnesia

good luggage goes in the fun bubble

floweramon

When I was in college, my Stage Craft teacher showed us this. Basically the machine heats up a sheet of plastic, and once it’s malleable enough it’ll be blown up to make room for whatever you want to imprint in the plastic. Once it’s in place, the air reverses and the plastic vacuum-sucks all around the object.

He demonstrated it on a baby doll and it was like a baby had been frozen in carbonite. I got to take it home and I still have frozen-carbonite-baby to this day (his name is Franklin XD)

reximus44

galsinspace

The baby has been posted here

rokenford

Had to reboot Carbonite baby.

iamoutofideas

snealiv-deactivated20141022

The single greatest picture ever taken in my life. We threw Yu-gi-oh cards at the ceiling fan to watch them scatter, and just happened to take a picture right at this exact moment. To this day, this is the only time I’ve ever heard of anyone breaking a ceiling fan blade with cards.