Incorrect Losers Club

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i love ur incorrect quotes so much oml they are always so freaking accurate!!!

Thank you!

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Stan: While I disrespectfully disagree-

Bill: Don't you mean respectfully?

Stan: No.

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Mike: Stan looks so calm all the time, I wonder how he does it.

Stan, internally: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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Richie, sitting in a jail cell: Do you think we should call Eddie?

Bill: I feel safer in jail.

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Stan: It's difficult, being friends with Mike. He's too nice.

Mike, handing him a mug: I made you tea :)

Stan, accepting the mug: I didn't ask for tea.

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Richie, about his trauma: I come with lore.

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Ben: If I get taken out by a serial killer, please know I died doing what I loved; learning too much about serial killers.

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Richie: *Does literally anything*

Eddie, flirtatiously: Shut up.

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Richie: Am I going too far?

Eddie: You went too far seven hours ago. Now you're going to jail.

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Bev: Fortunately, I have stupid sexy little bitch disease, so I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

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Stan: Can't believe you guys are here at this lame reunion.

Richie: You're here too?

Stan: Am I?

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Stan: There's a typo in this crossword!

Bill: *looks at him lovingly with heart eyes*

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Bill explaining why they have to go back and fight Pennywise: It's for the greater good!

Stan and Richie: We are the greatest good you are ever going to get!

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Richie: I'm getting us fake IDs.

Bev: To drink?

Richie: To pet the puppies at cotsco.

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Richie: It's amazing how Leonardo was an amazing inventor and painter, and still had the time to fight crime as a turtle.

Bev: And he was amazing in Titanic, a true renaissance man.

Stan: Jesus.

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Ben: You scored a 25/27 on your last mental health test.

Stan: So that means I'm good, right?

Mike, pulling out a notepad: Hello, I'm your new therapist.

Stan: Ah.

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Bev: Well, I'm gonna go cry in the bathroom! Peace out homies!