I'm actually a little scared of birds

easily distracted; she/her

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[mir-koko]

[spilledmymilk]

by peter McCarty

[quasi-normalcy]

I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.

[quasi-normalcy]

Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."

[theincorrigiblemagpie]

decided to dip my toes back in the questionable waters of hinge for a bit and have only received more confirmation that men can't read 😔

[pillowspace]

There are many people who don’t share this sentiment, but I have an appreciation for when a fanfic is so separated from canon that it could’ve easily been its own original novel, and yet the author was only ever going to put that much energy into it if their favourite characters got to be there

[pillowspace]

I think there’s a difference between “the author stripped the media of everything it had to replace it with something easy” and “the author thought up a concept they really really like and are bestowing it upon the character like a medal”

[scenerwiththegreenery]

it's the opposite of sanding off the serial numbers. like you really invented a brand-new AU just to put your blorbos in. you built an entire world just for them to play in. it's like rat park but for blorbos. i love you so much i invented whole new situations just for you. beautiful

[taurzza]

and a little borzoi design

[atreuspelopides]

constantine, 2005

[quextionmarks]

i love scrolling past x reader fics

[quextionmarks]

he is NOT doing that to me

[piranesies]

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

[teapotofmadness]

Me when there’s a good drink:

[angelhive]

santa claus but instead of naughty or nice i judge if uve been banal or avant garde 

[bobdylanyaoi]

imagine getting sold to a band you aren’t a fan of that would just be so awkward

[cosmonautroger]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

another pet peeve I have with fiction is when the narrative treats the need to leave an illusory or fantasy reality for The Real World as self-evident

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

nooo ha ha don’t remain in the dimension you feel at home in you’re so sexy aha you have a moral obligation to live out a specific set of expectations that has been foisted upon you by western society please come conform to them it’s the only way to be truly happy

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

your emotionally abusive parents miss you come back to the real world and make amends it’s immature and immoral of you to want to remain in a world where you have agency and are not systematically oppressed

[tf2heritageposts]

i’m gonna call- (remembers i hate cops) steam support on you

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[voltaspistol]