???

noted ibuprofen enthusiast, 20something, she/her

[capablecapybara]

It was so easy to defy once you got started. The first step was the only ​one that really counted.

rip lucy maud montgomery you would have made bank writing inspirational quote-a-day desk calendars

[batrachised]

“We must be guided by developments,” said Uncle Benjamin. “It is”—solemnly—“easier to scramble eggs than unscramble them. Of course—if she becomes violent——”

funniest moment in the book idc

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i love how Indeed is like

tailored for you! here’s your shortlist of job opportunities that perfectly match your preferences and abilities as an artist with clerical career skills:

-booger farmer (45 miles away)

-astronaut (5 minutes away)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

and neither of them are actually hiring

[cheaphalloweencostume]

like

[arteei]

i am cringe but i am not free 💔 im cringe and extremely self conscious

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[capybaralovers]

[starrynightsxo]

[awwww-cute]

An Australian Blue Heeler goes to sleep on top of the flock it has herded

[nerianasims]

“Don’t worry, Mother,” said Valancy, lightly but quite respectfully. “It isn’t likely I’ll do anything very terrible. But I mean to have a little fun.”

“Fun!” Mrs. Frederick uttered the word as if Valancy had said she was going to have a little tuberculosis.

-- The Blue Castle by L.M. Montgomery

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[unioncarbidesuperfan66]

library classification labels

[animalyears]

Washing ashore must feel good as fuck

[jackofalltradescrafting]

Rosy-faced Lovebirds on a cactus in Paradise Valley, Arizona. 

[yesterdaysprint]

The Cheney Sentinel, Kansas, May 29, 1913

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[xquisitedeadguy]

the other day I saw a woman distracted driving using the calculator app

[weaselknievel]

wails desperately and then goes back to doing fucjing whatever