The Independent George

A George divided against itself cannot stand.

[theindependentgeorge]

“Jerry, just remember : it’s not a lie if you believe it” (S06E16)

[theindependentgeorge]

“Vandalay Industries” (S03E17/18)

[theindependentgeorge]

“You’re just separated. You’re a ‘separate’” (S06E21)

[theindependentgeorge]

“The Mackinaw peached!” (S06E20)

[theindependentgeorge]

Seinfeld (S06E19)

[theindependentgeorge]

RIP George Costanza's boss Mr. Kruger 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6kVBGeQeR4

[theindependentgeorge]

"Naked, naked, naked" (S02E07)

[theindependentgeorge]

"It's not too bad (...5min later...) I'm an eggplant! I'm a vegetable!" (S02E08)

[theindependentgeorge]

"I just threw away a lifetime  of guilt-sex and floor seats for every sporting  event in Madison Square Garden. So, please, a little respect. For I am Costanza, lord of the idiots". (S02E05)

[theindependentgeorge]

"Are you kidding? I live every second of the day. My whole life is a sham" (S02E05)

[theindependentgeorge]

"So you see? It's all part of a divine plan. 

And how does the baldness fit into that plan?" (S02E05)

[theindependentgeorge]

"Tippy-toe! Tippy-toe! Lemon tree!" (S02E04)

[theindependentgeorge]

"Because instead of doing a wash, I just keep buying underwear. My goal is to have over 360 pair." (S02E04)

[theindependentgeorge]

"When women smile, I don't know what it means" (S02E04)

[theindependentgeorge]

"Look, she doesn't deserves a baby shower. She deserves a baby monsoon, she deserves Rosemary's baby". (S02E04)

[theindependentgeorge]

"It’s not even frontal nudity. It’s ‘sidal nudity’." (S04E21)

[theindependentgeorge]

"No, there don’t belong to me. I’m not the Assman." (S06E21)