AuDHD Demon

Might share attempts at song lyrics currently very good omens focused

[theineffablewitchesroad]

Intro Post

𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓷𝓮𝓭 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓮𝓭 𝓪𝓽 𝓶𝓮, 𝓐 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓪𝓵𝓮 𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓷 𝓑𝓮𝓻𝓴𝓮𝓵𝓮𝔂 𝓢𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓻𝓮

I'm Noble

Can anybody find me someone to love?

Pronouns: it/its & he/they & any neopronouns, I am gonna work on a pronouns page this summer

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚍𝚊𝚢, 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚊-𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗' 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚛

𝙶𝚘𝚒𝚗' 𝚏𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚊 𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛

Interests: Clearly Good Omens, Doctor Who, Agatha All Along, Assistant To The Villain, psychology, Riordanverse, honestly you can suggest things to me too

Please talk to me, I may not respond quickly.

Moots list: ummmmmmm I'll find them eventually, I have a lot because I honestly just follow most people back

꧁༺ 𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓽'𝓼 𝓫𝓮𝓬𝓪𝓾𝓼𝓮 𝓘'𝓶 𝓪 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓸𝓵𝓭-𝓯𝓪𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓭 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓫𝓸𝔂 ༻꧂

DNI: Standard DNI like no creeps, no MAGA, no homophobes, no transphobes, no bigots of other sorts, and then also if your blog is mostly about religions I will block you

I have 2 cats :3

I have a partner, they're great

`✵•.¸,✵°✵.｡.✰ time after time✰.｡.✵°✵,¸.•✵´

𝕺𝖍, 𝖞𝖊𝖆𝖍, 𝕴 𝖋𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖎𝖓 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊 𝕭𝖚𝖙 𝖓𝖔𝖜 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖘𝖆𝖞 𝖎𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗, 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕴'𝖒 𝖋𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖆𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖙

[its-arson-time]

type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

[theineffablewitchesroad]

There is a fire near me and if course I cant panic because my mom is panicking and phew my dad is home

[tokkibean]

when youre stressed about your current wip, start a new one! now you can be stressed about two wips instead!

[superstar-ethereal]

i know this is supposed to be an academic resource but honestly these would also be fun things just to do with your blorbo

[disguised-offical]

Roll two dice. What is the sum of the values you rolled?

2

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5

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Remaining time: 2 hours 55 minutes

[theineffablewitchesroad]

...my first thought was type of dice...and then I was like "it can't be d20s" and then I realised I'm an idiot

[makeitfast9052]

I have a thing that might interest you that will give you leverage against me in the I'm taller

#implayingwithfire

i dont need leverage

IM FUCKING TALLER

[obsessivebookwormalert]

nournotnournotnoutnotnournot YOU HAVE NO PROOF (unless of course you get the leverage)

[makeitfast9052]

my proof. is my height

[obsessivebookwormalert]

nuh uh

[makeitfast9052]

counterpoint: yuh-huh

[asmollestgremlin]

...you guys are tall?

[makeitfast9052]

approaching 5’10” grem

suffer °v°

[asmollestgremlin]

fuck you

mga tang ina na matangkad >:(

[fancysheepnacho]

imagine being short

[makeitfast9052]

ikr

[obsessivebookwormalert]

fuck you kuso I will eat your kneecaps @fancysheepnacho

Also @asmollestgremlin I wish 😔😔 FATHER YOU DID NOT SEE THIS FATHER

[asmollestgremlin]

im gonna skbiid toilet myself to my grave

i havent grown

IN

FOUR

FUCKING

YEARS

AND NOT THAT- MY WEIGHT ALSO STAYED THE SAME AS MY HGIHT THROUGHOUT JHS

IS THAT ALREADY NOT CONCERNING ENOUGH

[obsessivebookwormalert]

neither have i bub 😔😔 in the growing phase of puberty too

[asmollestgremlin]

son MY PUBERTY IS ABT TO END IM FUCKING SCARED

TANG INA!!!!!!!! ANG KATAWAN NA ITO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^rage

[obsessivebookwormalert]

ME TOO I WONT BE ABLE TO FIND CLOTHES ALSO MY FRIENDS PMO ABOUT THIS RAGES WITH YOU

[asmollestgremlin]

THIS IS WHY WE BREAK THEIR FUCKING KNEECAPS

GO FOR THEIR ANKLES!!!!!!!!!

JUMP ON THEM

CHOKE THEM!!!!

GO FOR THEIR GROIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!

WE ARE SHORT AND WE HAVE THE ADVANTAGE! YOU MAY HAVE RANGE- BUT YOU WILL THEN LACK SPEED!

WE

HAVE

SPEED

AND WE SHALL PREVAIL

[makeitfast9052]

only if you can get to us first

may i introduce to you

✨ long sticks✨

[asmollestgremlin]

with your range and the stick's, might as well have time to wind up with both speed and power

if anything

if quick enough and agile, and in any case able to match strength, grabbing and/or dodging the stick may be easy.. but not too easy

@obsessivebookwormalert, brother, are you perhaps fast, agile, and a little bit strong?

[obsessivebookwormalert]

well not strong but certainly sneaky

[asmollestgremlin]

good enough welcome tot he team

[obsessivebookwormalert]

yay @lightsabersandbluecookies care to join

[lightsabersandbluecookies]

tall people are scams

[obsessivebookwormalert]

they so are

[lightsabersandbluecookies]

@skeletal-spire-man we're coming for you

[i-am-a-fish]

I JUST REALIZED I HAVE AN ENTIRE TUBE OF PRINGLES OH MY GOD YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

[i-am-a-fish]

something just happened to half of it

[theineffablewitchesroad]

I have a draft I keep editing and trying to save it and tumblr is being a bitch and it wont fucking save when I add shit to it

[dying-pen-offical]

Good morning Lego city! /reference

[timekeeper-offical]

HOW DO YOU GET THAT MANY THE MOST I'VE EVER GOTTEN IS 16 AND THATS FROM MY VERY BAD SELF PROMO POST

[dying-pen-offical]

Posting about gay people! ^^

[timekeeper-offical]

I'M MOOTS WITH FUCKING NO-ONE OFFICAL and yes thats a great idea, im posting about the gays now

[dying-pen-offical]

Me too! :) Do you want me to help spread your post to my followers, too? ^^

[timekeeper-offical]

yes pleaaaaase

[dying-pen-offical]

Random mutuals go! @do-not-u-dare @no-one-offical @laciffo-natas please help me harass (/silly) this person with notes...it would be so cool of you and I'll forever be in debt...

[timekeeper-offical]

OMG IF EMBER INTERACTS WITH THIS POST ID BE SO HAPPY THEYRE LIKE THE COOLEST PERSON I KNOW

[theineffablewitchesroad]

@do-not-u-dare did you see this version?? See!! You are famous and cool

[bubble-official]

reblog if you’re from this country

[theineffablewitchesroad]

I have 2 of the cats at once!!!!

[teaboot]

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

[teaboot]

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

[theineffablewitchesroad]

Nooooo the actor for Giles died :(

(Sorry can't remember his name right now and I was told "Giles died" so...)

[theineffablewitchesroad]

I will only get more pissed about this everytime the topic comes up and she never gets why I think that leaving behind neopronoun users in the hopes of being accepted is wrong why its wrong to hack of parts of yourself because those parts were used in the past to harm other people

[theineffablewitchesroad]

My mother is just invalidating all "it/its" pronoun users claiming its wrong because "governments are using those pronouns as justification for harming different races" and I think that she doesn't get that nobody needs those pronouns to do the damage, if a simple pair of pronouns can do that much damage the damage has ALREADY been done