The Dark Side Of Oddity

Feminist psychopath. LGBTQ ally. Scottish. Lets fuck shit up together.

[theinfamousanomaly]

So uh my house caught fire today, that's a thing now I guess.

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[analyticalsenshi]

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

[toomanyfandomstocountcx]

The ides of March have come

[eeyore9990]

Beware the ides of March.

[macrolit]

Beware!!

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

Is this snake just having a zero braincell day, or is there something wrong?

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLekNPKt/

Rating: CUTE

This is a beautiful cobra having a no braincell day.

Snakes who love food will often get super excited and try to eat the walls, their hides, reflections in the glass, and anything in between during feeding time. I would feed this poor baby with some tongs to help him get ahold of his food, but as this is a venomous snake, if you don't have the proper SUPER LONG tongs to do that with or if the snake is prone to being this excitable during feeding time, drop-feeding like this is a safe alternative.

I will say though - that's also a very small meal for this snake; I hope it's just a snack.

I did look through some of this guy's other Tiktoks and wow, what a cool account! He's a professional working at a licensed facility and his videos are solid. Great examples of how to safely and responsibly handle hots. Super cool if you like venomous snakes!

[theinfamousanomaly]

Herpin hippie is one of my fave tik tok accounts definitely worth a follow if you like snakes

[theinfamousanomaly]

Sometimes I worry I'm being unreasonably irrational but then I remember the time I blew a guy behind a subway station immediately after meeting him and then he had the audacity to expect me to be mentally stable, like compared to that im sure my occasional anxiety about accidentally eating mushrooms is perfectly acceptable.

[theinfamousanomaly]

The tooth fairy is fae propaganda pass it on

[theinfamousanomaly]

Started playing a evil karma character in fallout three for the first time, I was NOT expecting how three dog tore me a new one. Don't @ me I had a very sheltered childhood and only recently acquired the game for the first time, I know the game is older.

[omghotmemes]

Asked for lemon with my water.

[theinfamousanomaly]

Bruh it took me 5 fucking minutes to figure out why this looked wrong asjksjsk

[viridianmind]

[theinfamousanomaly]

My friends sometimes forget that a childhood experience of theirs was traumatic. This leads to coversations like this

"I wasnt ever physically abused.... "

"Your brother LITERALLY threw knives at you as a child."

".........I wasn't physically abused by anyone that matters........."

And i just ...... 😐😐😐😐

[theinfamousanomaly]

How to manipulate American boomers(tm) and problematic Conservatives(tm) onto liking you or blend in among them. Important if you need to be incognito among them for safety purposes.

For legal reasons this is a joke

Use sir, ma'am, mr. And mrs. . Usually grants instant likeability. Dont overuse tho cuz then it seems like ur trying to hard. Plays into superiority complex and ego

Act a bit dumb. They LOVE when they think they're smarter than you. But again don't overplay it.

Use manners. Hold open doors. Offer your seat to them even when unnecessary. Etc

Agree with most of everything they say and nod along like you're "actually" listening and agreeing ( kinda like you would with a toddler) but definitely make sure it seems sincere otherwise that will make them suspicious.

5. Play heavily into traditional stereotypes. I know it sucks but if its about safety this one is probably the most important. Act like a mildly conservative churchgoer mixed with a little but of soccer mom/football dad. Dress so you fit that sterotype. Gender roles as well unfortunately. Cover up any tattoos and try to minimalize the obviousness of any piercings.

If you're going deep incognito. Try to get a "respectable job" like a secretary or something. The less manual labor involved the better. If its a trade school job those work well most of the time too. Volunteering is also a boost in that factor (as well as good for the community)

Try to join a church of a popular denomination in the area.

buy a bible/holy book matching that denomination. Mark some passages in highlighter if you feel the need to. Some good ones for christians are James 1:5 Joshua 1:9 Philippians 4:8 and John 3:16 leave this in a place that is somewhat obvious and make it seem like you read it frequently. If you're REALLY going for the effect buy a couple small bible study books and go thru them as well.

[AVOID MORMONISM there are legal reasons for this but basically leaving the mormon church is almost impossible because they will harass you and you have to convince them to "let you leave" among other problematic practices such as conversion therapy and such. Also always read into church indoctrination and theological beliefs. You do NOT want to wind up in a cult]

Avoid what they would consider promiscuous behavior and excessive amounts of things like alcohol or whatever local taboo there is. Also "respect" the local BS, just trust me on that one...

DO NOT DISCUSS POLITICS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE. EVER. Avoid putting any political propoganda on your property or vehicles. Dont hang flags or propoganda that goes against the surrounding general conservative political opinions. This can and will make you a target if not followed. (Obviously still vote and support the activist communities you belong to but def. Do it as privately and discreetly as possible. besides you're not really supposed to really talk about who you vote for anyways)

Thats all i can think of rn tbh. STAY SAFE.

[theinfamousanomaly]

Okay hear me out here tho.... why isnt covid-chan a thing yet

I mean Y'all had to fuck planets, dinosaurs, and human cells so why not an infectious disease. Just saying

[omghotmemes]

I live in Australia. So it’s the 21st today

[indigenousfawn]

I just want to remind everyone how affordable buying food from indigenous tribes is. I live in a major city and I was able to purchase and ship (15) pounds of fish from back home to myself for cheaper than I could buy it from a grocery store here in the city. Yeah, shipping has its own environmental factors but I was able to support an indigenous owned business while also getting my groceries at a lesser cost. (Buying in bulk is always a good idea if you’re planning on having something shipped to you)

Some tribal owned grocers that ship:

Bow and Arrow (Ute Mountain)

Native Harvest (White Earth)

Red Lake Fishery (Red Lake)

Wozupi (Mdewakanton Dakota)

Ramona Farms (Gila River)

Tanka Bars (Oglala)

Indian Pueblo Store (Pueblos)

Twisted Cedar Wine (Cedar Paiutes)

Ute Bison (Ute)

Seka Hills Olive Oil and Vinegars (Yocha Dehe Wintun)

She Nah Nam Seafood (Nisqually)

Sakari Botanicals (Inupiaq)

Honor the Earth (?)

Nett Lake Wild Rice (Anishinaabe)

Passamaquoddy maple (Passamaquoddy)

BONUS: coffee :)

Yeego Coffee (Navajo)

Spirit Mountain Roasting (Yuma Quechan)

Birchbark Coffee (Anishinaabe)

Thunder Island Coffee (Shinnecock)

[honestlytrulytired]

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[thesassyducks]

These ten ducklings were found orphaned and they were brought to a pet duck called Stella who had just hatched nine of her own two weeks prior. She immediately claimed the ten as her own. 

via @thesassyducks​ instagram

(Source)

[bellabee1996]

This makes me happy

[theinfamousanomaly]

Me when i find an new gaybie who needs love and support

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

When we were children, my sister had private music lessons at her violin teacher’s house. I only visited there once, but I still remember that afternoon. The teacher had an artificial pond in her yard, a large beautiful thing with lily pads and plant life. And in the pond, there were goldfish. I had never seen such enormous goldfish. 

I spent several minutes just staring at them (and trying to convince them to bite my fingers.) When my sister’s violin lesson ended, her teacher came out to the yard and explained that these goldfish were the same small creatures that were often unfortunately sold in plastic bags at state fairs. They were only about two inches long apiece, when she bought them and put them in the new, empty pond. In essence, they were like every goldfish I had seen before, but they had been given a much larger, much richer environment in which to flourish. As a result, they had grown into some of the most remarkable, vibrant creatures my twelve-year-old self had ever met with. All because of a pond. 

Funny what lessons children remember. My sister doesn’t play the violin anymore, but that was the first time I caught a glimpse of the overwhelming extent to which it matters, the way the world treats us.

[theinfamousanomaly]

Yeah i mean they're a type of koi and basically they will grow as big as whatever u put them in lets them. Irl equivalent of magicarp