Da Guy

My cure is most effective

[alfabusa]

dont let perfect be the enemy of endless piss

[theinfinitelord]

[theinfinitelord]

Birb with its little baby

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[symbolblue]

uhh did i forget how time works or was the first post in december 2018 and the second in august 2018

[greetings-inferiors]

Reblog for time travelling $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[theinfinitelord]

Couldn’t sleep so I went to read a manwha I saw on YouTube that looked interesting.

Truck-Kun strikes again, no matter the world!

[theinfinitelord]

I read a little further and it turns out it didn’t lmao, that made me fucking laugh

[theinfinitelord]

Couldn’t sleep so I went to read a manwha I saw on YouTube that looked interesting.

Truck-Kun strikes again, no matter the world!

[spongebob-closeups]

[ninjagofan26]

YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS ONCE A YEAR

[siowdreams]

ive had this queued for exactly one year

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[tentacles-and-coffee]

Let’s see what you can do bagel

[emositecc]

I need your luck, bagel

[danineedshelp]

….. Bagel?

[sunsetsandsunshine]

Bagel.

[doodlemeariver]

Roasted bagel

[themunflower]

Why the Hell not, Bagel, please help, my package is late.

[theinfinitelord]

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[incorrect-primarchs-quotes]

I'm so fucking sick of the boss fight at the end of Act3

Wtf were they thinking

[incorrect-primarchs-quotes]

I lost 3 hours of my life for this

[theinfinitelord]

It gets worse. Trust me.

[urunclesonic-deactivated2024062]

looking at "cringe sonic ocs" and it reminds me that people usually stop calling it cringe only if and when the art is supposedly good. like ive seen several suddenly get banger updated art a decade later and theyre "awesome now". like you cant act like you didnt dog on it in winters past bc now it "looks good". you aren't suddenly "in on the joke", you're the one that turned someone's special guy into a target in the first place. eat my shoe

[urunclesonic-deactivated2024062]

you're not cool for shitting on ocs.

and this goes for any and all ocs/aus. your self insert, your recolor, your sonas, your oc x canon, your mary sue, your fankid/family, your edgelord, your joke ocs, even your random background characters etc. they're all important because they were made by someone. nobody's oc is more valid than the other just because its "drawn/designed/written better" or their origins are "pure". you can't gatekeep how or why ocs are made. bullying people for having fun is a loser profession.

to those who have faced this bullying, you may try to hide and attempt to exclude yourself from this post because you're embarrassed. maybe you did write and share self-servicing stories of everyone falling in love with your self insert at age 11 on wattpad. but at the end of the day it made you happy; those who shun you chose to feel that way, you did not make them.

please be kind to your past "cringe", because that was once your present happiness.

and dearly behated, "cringe aficionados", self-employ some fucking childish wonder and go make an oc.

[theinfinitelord]

Hey uhh buddy, disrespect is necessary sometimes….

I’ve seen people support the funny mustache man via OCs

[incorrect-primarchs-quotes]

I may have bought Rogue Trader and I was looking at the characters available for a romance route.

The only one who caught my attention was Marazhai, despite my Ew for xenos.

Do any of you know his personality? Something funny that he does or says? I'm trying to figure out if I'd like him or not

[theinfinitelord]

He is a cat. There is one part where he comes back in blood but hands you a gift and he is a smartass on occasion as well

[theinfinitelord]

To all you people outside North America and South America thinking “oh let’s post before they can see” I have a message for you:

I have a bad sleep schedule. You cannot win, for I am the spy

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

The people will soon grow bored of skitussy, and when they do it will be the time of femboy Skavens. People will want to fuck the Ratwives, yes yes.

I don't know enough about this specific belief to tell you you're wrong, but I DO know I dislike the words you have said to me

[theinfinitelord]

Remember, anon, this is the warhammer fandom. We love to keep dead jokes alive.

[emperornorton47]

I think the rioters thought if they didn't manage to overthrow the election, they would just go home to their Hallmark channel existence and nothing would happen. Consequences weren't for them.

[theinfinitelord]

She said it like it is a bad thing. Because it is.

THAT NUMBER IS WAY TOO LOW!

[kingofthemt]

[theinfinitelord]

I know a few people who are into that…

[theehorsepusssy]

[theinfinitelord]

I am an atheist and I confirm these accusations