You Dig Us Baby, We’re The Tops.

PFP by capcollector Rp account for Benny Gecko from New Vegas

[chairmanofthetops]

Rp account for Benny (And sometimes Yes man) from New Vegas! I saw a bunch of accounts for Vegas characters going around and thought to myself, why not?

Profile picture by @capcollector !! (They also cropped it for me…so thank you for that too!)

• Set in Fallout New Vegas canon! Expect him to be a little mean sometimes and a little unfair. He’s an asshole.

• For small roleplays or thought out ones, please DM me :)

• NSFW themes may appear because it’s Benny, but absolutely nothing too explicit. Just the little joke here and there.

• No forced romance.

• Benny will often call people baby, it’s not him flirting by any means!

• DMs are open for plotting and questions.

• PLEASE feel free to interact!

• Yes man dialogue will look like this

Benny’s SPECIAL-

7 STR, 5 PE, 5 EN, 3 CH, 3 IN, 6 AG, 5 LK

[chairmanofthetops]

how much do you like that Mr fox guy.....

I hate that cat. I FUCKING HATE THAT CAT.

[chairmanofthetops]

benny i am in love with you please drink this drink that i definitely didn’t sneak poison into

I want you to take a sip first…go ahead and drink the whole bottle for me.

[chairmanofthetops]

I want you fat boy

Well I don’t want you.

[chairmanofthetops]

looks at you with my neurodivergent little face. looks at my courier oc. hmmm

(her name is annabelle and she loves telling stories... probably would have wanted to be an actress prewar...)

That’s some real bad luck…

[chairmanofthetops]

RELEASE YES MAN‼️‼️‼️ FREE YES MAN‼️‼️‼️‼️

HE DIDNT DO NOTHING‼️‼️‼️

I’m making shirts for the campaign. HE HAS ROBOT RIGHTS‼️‼️‼️

HE DOESNT WANNA BE FREE. I’ll burn your t-shirts. He loves it over here.

[chairmanofthetops]

benny…yes man told me that you have a certain sleepwear in your room….that ISNT from or for any of your lady friends…what do you have to say for yourself…

I’d say that hunk of junk is lying! He has no right lying on my name. So here’s what I have to say, he’s a liar!

[pdq-88b-yes-man]

"You're right, I'm a filthy liar!"

"Technically you didn't program me to be able to lie.. but you're saying I lied, so it must be true!"

[chairmanofthetops]

Yep! Whatever I say goes. Glad you remember that. If I say you lie, you lie, you get the gist.

[chairmanofthetops]

benny…yes man told me that you have a certain sleepwear in your room….that ISNT from or for any of your lady friends…what do you have to say for yourself…

I’d say that hunk of junk is lying! He has no right lying on my name. So here’s what I have to say, he’s a liar!

[chairmanofthetops]

You really know how to make a guy feel special, keep talking to me like this and I'll make a fool of myself.

Seriously, you need anything just say the word, I'll figure it out.

-Pike

Yeah well, the Ben-Man has a way with words, what can I say? I’m a real angel, baby.

..Would you shoot any guy in a skirt if I asked? Just curious.

[chairmanofthetops]

Aww, shucks, you really now how to make a guy's day! Keeping talking to me like this and I might just blush.

-Pike

Uh huh. Yeah don’t flatter yourself. How old are you? Ninety? No. A hundred. Yeah, I’m guessing a few hundred fifties stacked on-top of one another.

[chairmanofthetops]

despite being the chairman of the tops, I think you're a bottom

And you know what I think you are? A damn nuisance.

[chairmanofthetops]

*a little girl sneaks behind him, before grabbing at his coat and tugging it curiously.*

I like your suit...

*she whispers conspiratorially, looking around as she does so*

[Benny turns to look at her, dumbfounded, blinking several times before a cocky grin makes its way to his face.]

Do ya? I like it too. That’s why I wear it.

[chairmanofthetops]

I'm not trying to cause you any trouble, Benny, alright? I'm sorry for getting your panties in a twist about all of this, just forget I said anything.

-Pike (also tell your "little birdy" to keep their damn mouth shut)

You aren’t causing me any trouble. You’re just my pal. And I’m not too fond of watching my pals get thrown around, ya dig? I can’t really forget you saying you had a couple of bullets in ya. Usually, I’d not give a damn. But you’re a valuable connection, ya dig? Can’t have you getting yourself killed.

[chairmanofthetops]

Benny gecko I’m going to touch you inappropriately

I’d rather ya didn’t actually…I just got this suit cleaned.

[chairmanofthetops]

did you know about the government cheese caves

- 🍀

What’s cheese? Actually, baby, better question. The goverment is still around?

[chairmanofthetops]

Benny PLEASE. I need to crack you. I have 5,000 caps and a shit ton of Jet, it's all yours if you hook up with me. Pleeeaaassseeeeee

You think I’m some sort of whore, pal? You think all I’m worth is 5,000 caps and a shit ton of jet? I’m no fink.

[chairmanofthetops]

It's not like I wanted to mess with him!

I should've known he would try something, but running wasn't an option (open field to one side, cramped ally to the other.)

It doesn't matter who I do or don't shoot, a murderer and a deserter are the same in their eyes. I've been playing ring-around-the-Legion longer than you've been a Chairmen, I'll be fine.

-Pike (my leg is healing fine, don't worry your precious wittle heart)

Longer than I’ve been a chairman, huh? I didn’t realize you were so damn old. You didn’t wanna mess with him, but I heard from a little birdy you were seeking him out.

Well. He’s dead now. You want a pat on the back?