Tresspassers will be Eaten

Salut mes amies... You shouldn't be trailing through these forests, after all, something deadly has awakened... And you might just be it's next meal... ((re-made Wendigo!Canada blog, approach with caution~))

[theinvisiblewendigo]

Ah ye, I’m thinking of remaking this blog...

This one or maybe Bubbles or Stitches. ‘w’

[theinvisiblewendigo]

om nom nom

[mechanikalspielzeug]

-He nuzzles him, grinning crookedly even if Matt can’t see it-

No, like, that’s just a figure of speech? You’re a silly goose like the goose from Chicken Little, not like an actual goose. You’re a Mattie.

[theinvisiblewendigo]

    [He blinks a little-- oh, he's not an actual goose]

    [Just a figure of speech.]

                              "And you are a Gilbert..."

[mechanikalspielzeug]

((What I find hilarious is that if Gilbert actually decided to take over Europe

There not only would be massive, super developed machinery

But also all the big scary forest folk who fawn over their baby doll

What the fuck would humanity do if they saw this fucking monstrous thing with antlers and teeth like saw blades barreling down at them

Especially considering pre-WWI where they’re all still using the traditional types of open cavalry and trench warfare))

[theinvisiblewendigo]

fUCKING--

HE'D TACKLE ONE OF THEM, SAY 'QUACK' AND THEN JUST WALK AWAY.

or eat them, yes eating them is a definite possibility here yEUP.

[mechanikalspielzeug]

-After pulling off his cape and gloves and setting them aside, the doll holds his arms up to let Matthew lift him-

You're a silly goose, you know that?

[theinvisiblewendigo]

    [Lifts him up wiTHOUT MUCH PROBLEM and pops him onto his shoulders]

    [There we go]

                                  "I am a goose?"

[mechanikalspielzeug]

Someone play with my hair and cuddle me, I miss social interaction…

[theinvisiblewendigo]

    [He would but he’d take your head off…]

   [Proceeds to try anyway]

[mechanikalspielzeug]

-There’s a large Wendigo tongue pressed to his face-

-Gilbert’s not to sure of what to make of this-

…Mattie, y’want me to just lay on your back instead maybe? I’ll pick the leaves and brambles out’a your hair.

[theinvisiblewendigo]

   [He's grooming you shhhh let him do his thing--]

   [.....Oh okay]

                                  "I will permit it."

[mechanikalspielzeug]

Someone play with my hair and cuddle me, I miss social interaction…

[theinvisiblewendigo]

    [He would but he'd take your head off...]

   [Proceeds to try anyway]

[aconfusedbird]

the only reason your art looks awful to you is because you had an image in your head and the art you created doesnt match it

other people have no image, so when presented with the art you created, they’re usually pretty impressed, because wow you made that out of nothing!! its...

[theinvisiblewendigo]

predictively 

Basically doing this lets you know I've tagged you in something, so hey, no more missing messages, and if you want to talk to me and the askbox isn't working, we can do this.

cONGRATS JAZ YOU NOW KNOW IT WORKS... KINDA.

[lasciviouslullaby-deactivated20]

theinvisiblewendigo found an incubus

[theinvisiblewendigo]

     At least the incubus had apologised- and though that would have meant little to any other Wendigo, you’re lucky Mattie is somewhat more civilised. Bring him some fingers later and he’ll love you forever- and forgive you… Yes. His head inclines slightly and in a slightly confused manner- he’s not really that big and powerful when you consider the other Wendigo’s around, but he appreciated the compliment.

                     [These are my forests…. Yes.]

[lasciviouslullaby-deactivated20]

He wouldn’t mind bringing him the bodies of those who’s souls he takes to Hell. The more he stares at the Wendigo though, the worse his compulsion gets. A soft purr escapes him. “I’m lucky to have stumbled into yours then, instead of in one with a less understanding owner….Ah, you’re truly spectacular though, I haven’t seen anything quite as marvelous as you before” He lilted, crawling a bit closer to look more clearly at him..

[theinvisiblewendigo]

    So long as there is food involved, he will not mind your presence. Since you are only sleeping in the forest and you haven't hurt any of his animals, he is free to be more lenient with you. Your closeness unnerves him and his claws dig into the dirt-- he's not stupid, he's fully aware of your flirting. It's just a little odd.

                          [Thank you... I suppose...]

[lasciviouslullaby-deactivated20]

theinvisiblewendigo found an incubus

[theinvisiblewendigo]

     The Wendigos eyes seem to pierce down upon the Incubus- tail flicking in a most cat-like manner as though debating on whether to play with you or not. Honestly, trespassers were not entirely welcome within these woods- and unless you are an animal or Gilbie… Well, you had a lot of sucking up to do.

               [I have lived here for centuries.]

[lasciviouslullaby-deactivated20]

He looks a little more subdued at that. “You’re a lot older than me, wow.” He grabbed onto his own tail, wings folding in. “Sorry for trespassing, These have to be your woods right? Since you’re so big and powerful looking?” He asked, trying very hard to resist his natural urge to flirt with anything bigger than him. It wasn’t working very well.

[theinvisiblewendigo]

     At least the incubus had apologised- and though that would have meant little to any other Wendigo, you're lucky Mattie is somewhat more civilised. Bring him some fingers later and he'll love you forever- and forgive you... Yes. His head inclines slightly and in a slightly confused manner- he's not really that big and powerful when you consider the other Wendigo's around, but he appreciated the compliment.

                     [These are my forests.... Yes.]

[lasciviouslullaby-deactivated20]

theinvisiblewendigo found an incubus

[theinvisiblewendigo]

      You are lucky that you are a creature of magic little demon, or the Wendigo’s teeth may have entered your flesh while you sleep so soundly. He stalks around you quietly, allowing you your nap in his forest- it’s not like you were doing any harm after all- and eventually (when he’s bored of your sleepiness) he’s going to poke you with his tail to awaken you.

[lasciviouslullaby-deactivated20]

Lucian wakes up, blinking sleepily and looks up. He stares blankly when he spots the Wendigo before shaking his head as if to clear it. “Well, you’re…new” He says, still sitting on the ground. His tail quirks as he looks him over curiously.

[theinvisiblewendigo]

     The Wendigos eyes seem to pierce down upon the Incubus- tail flicking in a most cat-like manner as though debating on whether to play with you or not. Honestly, trespassers were not entirely welcome within these woods- and unless you are an animal or Gilbie... Well, you had a lot of sucking up to do.

               [I have lived here for centuries.]

[lasciviouslullaby-deactivated20]

theinvisiblewendigo found an incubus

[The demon is just curled up in the bushes, softly squeaking in his sleep]

[He had passed out even though he did think he woods smelled a little odd]

[He’d been too worn out to investigate though]

[theinvisiblewendigo]

      You are lucky that you are a creature of magic little demon, or the Wendigo's teeth may have entered your flesh while you sleep so soundly. He stalks around you quietly, allowing you your nap in his forest- it's not like you were doing any harm after all- and eventually (when he's bored of your sleepiness) he's going to poke you with his tail to awaken you.

[britishhopeandglory]

Very British Problems (x)

[lovebarskie]

wow and she was dead ass

[thespacegoat-deactivated2016100]

Just so you guys know this is a thing started on 4chan where they would take this and just add really offensive horrible things to it (you can even see the deleted characters above the “Like” button) and for some reason this edit, as well as an edit where “she” was condoning rape, became popular. Normally I wouldn’t care but I’m pretty sure she’s like 14 and is getting bullied terribly

I creeped her facebook and here’s her newer posts on the subject:

Just so you all know!

[mechanikalspielzeug]

"Medical student cadavers." He mumbled, rolling off him and onto the floor. "They sell individual pieces, did you know? Keep them on ice. I didn’t get to give you a Christmas gift."

It really was from a cadaver used by a medical school, so the bones in the hand are a bit funny and there’s a thick and uneven line of stitching, but it’s ‘kosher’.

[theinvisiblewendigo]

   Well at least the other had brought him food- and what a nice treat it was- it even still had the fingers! He happily nuzzles his friend in a grateful manner- he could rest a little easier knowing that Gilbie wasn't about to go out and start murdering people- he could do that himself, but Gilbie was too innocent and lovely to do that.

     Even still- he'll dig into his new 'food', and though it was a little weird in taste, it didn't matter much because flesh was flesh no matter how long it had been stored in ice.

[theinvisiblewendigo]

      Mattie is still dozing because nobody woke him up- ah… How unfortunate.

[mechanikalspielzeug]

Haha how long will that last right.

'Cause like.

It’s not gonna be like Gilbert’s gonna climb up onto his back and snuggle him there and leave the parcel he brought with him on the floor (here’s a hint it’s a vaguely arm-shaped thing wrapped in paper and dripping I wonder what it could possibly be).

[theinvisiblewendigo]

    Well it's not that he minds the fact there's a body on him- it's more of his nose had smelled something rather delicious and so his body had decided to move and nudge the packaging which smelt like the familiar scent of blood and honestly--

.... Gilbie where did you get this?