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[thej10j]

As I get older Professor Snape's attitude just gets more and more relatable.

[memewhore]

[thej10j]

It's funny because half of those things they made names for we actually have other names for them. Cotton Candy we call fairy floss and tic-tac-toe is knots and crosses

[thej10j]

My kid: DAD!!! Me: What sweetie? Kid: I think there's a monster under my bed. Can you check? Me: OH HELL NAH! I'm getting outta this shit. Kid: But da- Me: Every man for himself bitch!

[thej10j]

I could not have anything bad in my room and let my mum clean it and yet some how when she had finished she would of found 10 cans of beer, 3 bongs, 2 dirty needles, 5 kilograms of cocaine, a crack pipe and a dead body, that I some how forgot about when I said "yeah fine, go clean my room I don't care"

[thej10j]

My favourite thing about hairdressers is they decide what you like

[thej10j]

I'm not swearing at you I'm just using it in a sentence, it's called grammar try it cunt.

[thej10j]

1 day into prime minister and chill and he gives you this look

[mens-rights-activia]

[thej10j]

Don't think they really gave a hoot

[thej10j]

When your pet cobra sees a pineapple