The jailbird

Jasper Wagner. 28. King of the misfits.

[thejasperwagner]

eleanorsage-r​:

“You are definitely not twice my size. Maybe a foot taller, but you would have to be around 240 to be twice my weight. Which I guess is possible. Muscle does weigh more than fat,” she gave a small nod as she quickly scanned his body for a small moment. He definitely was built to where she had a feeling the weight would be all muscle with him. “I’m not worried. I just don’t know if I would trust your taste in food is all.”

“Yeah, exactly I am a foot taller and a lot wider. I’m not quite that, but just about.” Jasper replied with a small shrug. He was hovering around 200 these days.  “Okay, well then go back to your original option of ordering what you think is good then.”

[thejasperwagner]

itselisabethmoore​:

“Yeah? I just applied for my first job myself.. I hope I get it even though I am sure I will be broke at the end of it.” She chuckled, nervous about her upcoming job interview at the Book Nook. “That is some good advice. Thank you.”

“That is a little counterproductive. Jobs are supposed to make you money. But I get that, my first job paid shitty too.” Jasper replied knowing that is why he’d ended up stealing stuff. “I’ve just fucked up enough to know what to do and not to do.”

[thejasperwagner]

olivenotoyl​:

“Only pretty tempting?” She teased a little, placing her hands on her hips as she looked up at him. “I wouldn’t fire you for it. That’d make me a pretty shitty person. I mean I am in other ways but…” She snorted and shook her head. “Oh, very confident aren’t you?”

Instead of answering her Jasper just closed the distance between them and kissed her. He wanted to prove to her that he was able to make her feel good again. But most of all he just wanted to be inside of her once more.

[thejasperwagner]

olivenotoyl​:

“Maybe you should” She raised a brow as she took a step towards him as soon as she locked the doors behind them. “Hmmm you’d like that wouldn’t you..me thinking about fucking you all the time I’m in there” She smirked, raking her teeth over her lip

“I must admit, the idea of becoming a distraction to you is pretty tempting.” Jasper replied with a small smirk. “It could really work in my favor unless it backfires and you fire me for it.” He added knowing that was always a possibility because she had that power. “But then you’d have to hire a new bartender to fuck you, and I doubt he’d be as good.”

[thejasperwagner]

itselisabethmoore​:

“What did you do after you finished high school?” She asked out of curiosity, “Like I would assume work but then again you also said you had traveled.” She chuckled soflty back at him, but she knew you needed money to travel. “I would hope so. I think studying English will mainly be reading anyway which I already love doing.”

“I worked mostly. A couple of different jobs around town at first.” Jasper replied with a small shrug. It wasn’t technically untrue, not that he minded lying to people anyway. “Doing something you love is pretty important. Life is unexpected, so do what you love when you can.”

[thejasperwagner]

eleanorsage-r​:

“Really?” A brow rose as she looked up at him. “I can eat a pretty good amount. I’m little, but that doesn’t mean much.” She definitely was about a foot shorter than him and he was much larger, but someone her size could probably meet at his level. 

“I am twice your size and probably eat your weight in food in one day.” Jasper replied with a shrug. He had a fast metabolism, and it didn’t help that he went to the gym every day and burned off a lot of calories which made him have to eat more. “But if you aren’t worried about the amount of food than there is no reason you shouldn’t get the same thing as me.”

[thejasperwagner]

itselisabethmoore​:

 “Yeah right..” she said, “I was just um.. you know, assuming. At least that is what I have heard and such, but like I am still in high school so what do I know.” she added with a soft chuckle. “I mean.. At least I will be studying something I will enjoy and that should count for something.”

“Yeah well, that puts you about where I was when I stopped then. I barely graduated.” Jasper replied knowing there had been a lot of things going on in his life at that point that he hadn’t had any control over. “That is the important thing I’d assume.”

[thejasperwagner]

olivenotoyl​:

“Well we do have several hours before we have to open” She noted as she pulled the keys from her pocket, looking at him over her shoulder as she pushed the doors open. “I’ll let you decide…since you’re the one who brought up the idea of fucking me on all the surfaces” She raised a brow as she locked the door behind him. “So tell me…where first”

“Maybe I should fuck you all over that desk you spend so many hours working away at.” Jasper replied with a small smirk. “Or would you find that memory too distracting next time you actually need to get some work done?” He asked her, although he did like the idea of taking her on her desk.

[thejasperwagner]

olivenotoyl​:

“Oh really?” she bit her lip, her cheeks flushing a little as she raised a brow at him. “That’s a lot of surfaces…” she pointed out, cocking her head to the side as she nodded slowly. “Well then…what are we waiting for.” she grabbed his wrist lightly and pulled him back towards the building. 

“I guess we’d just have to take our time.” Jasper replied with a small smirk. He was more than happy to be friends with benefits with his boss for as long as she wanted. Jasper allowed her to pull him towards the bar and stopped in front of the door for her to unlock it. “So where do you want to start?”

[thejasperwagner]

itselisabethmoore​:

Beth thought about what he said for a moment before nodding in agreement with him, “Yeah I guess you do have a point there.” She chuckled, “Yeah! I agree and like you shouldn’t have to to do college to learn such things.. And even there I doubt they teach you anything useful in terms of life besides towards a job related to your degree later..”

“Like I said, I wouldn’t know. I never went. College wasn’t really big in my family anyway.” Jasper replied with a small shrug. It had never seemed that important to him, and even if things had turned out different he likely wouldn’t have gone. “It seems like a lot of money to spend to learn nothing.”

[thejasperwagner]

itselisabethmoore​:

Beth nodded her head back at him. She didn’t necessarily agree or disagree with him. “I guess that is a fair point. I don’t plan on ever using algebra again after this.” She chuckled as it was one of the things she could think of. “That is fair.. I guess it doesn’t hurt to have a mix of both.”

“Exactly, and most people don’t. Nor is knowing all the state capitals ever going to help me unless I decide to go on a gameshow or something.” Jasper replied with a shrug. School tended to fill your brain with all sorts of things you didn’t use in your day to day life. “I would have been better off learning to do taxes or something.” He added with a chuckle. “Variety is good.”

[thejasperwagner]

alyssia-rockwell​:

“Well, I’m sorry to disappoint but I can’t help you with that information. It’s her first day here and it’s the only coffee I’ve seen what she wrote, and just because I was bringing it to you, so no idea. If she stays, I can give you an answer in a couple of days, maybe?” Aly said, frowning softly before laughing lightly. “But I don’t think her game is too strong. I don’t if it works, but I would not flirt through a cup, I’d throw my charm on the person and make it work, not wait and hope for them to text me.”

“I mean I guess it’s pretty bold to do that sort of thing on your first day.” Jasper replied with a small chuckle. He surely wouldn’t have thought to do that sort of thing on his first day anywhere. Not that he was the type of person to just give his number out to strangers anyway. “Yeah, fair enough. Some men prefer someone who is a little more cold than that. Especially because there is a good chance that if you hadn’t pointed it out I might not even have noticed.”

[thejasperwagner]

olivenotoyl​:

“I will. I’m fine. It’s all under control” She nodded once before clearing her throat. “Yeah…right no pressure.” She glanced over at him. “Do you want to though..like it’s not just you agreeing because you feel bad for me or something right? Because if you don’t want to we don’t have to and we can pretend this whole situation didn’t occur” She rambled on for a moment before pressing her lips closed

“Why wouldn’t I? Your hot and if I remember correctly I enjoyed myself a great deal.” Jasper replied with a small smirk. There had been something thrilling about fucking his boss at their place of employment. “Hell, I’d fuck you on every surface in the whole place if you wanted me to.”

[thejasperwagner]

itselisabethmoore​:

 Beth nodded her head slowly as her stomach tightened, “Yeah.. I should.” She said, sipping off her drink again as she felt rather nervous about the whole thing. “Yeah, but then again experience is important too. In most cases, things can be learned if people want to learn them hard enough.”

“I think experience is more important than formal schooling myself. Most of the shit you learn in high school doesn’t actually help you out in life.” Jasper replied with a small shrug. “It’s the lessons you learn out in the real world that actually matter.” 

[thejasperwagner]

itselisabethmoore​:

 “I haven’t yet myself.. I am hoping to get in for the next year though..” She added with a slight smile thinking if she wanted to pursue teaching it was a good call for her to make. She was just hoping to get it. “Oh I hope to, one day. But I’d like to at least have my degree in place so maybe I’ll be able to help out wherever I choose to go.”

“I’d assume you’d start hearing back from schools soon?” Jasper asked, trying to remember when his friends had started hearing from places. He felt it was near this time of year but it had also been ages so he couldn’t be too sure. “That probably isn’t an awful idea. Not having a degree can limit your options a fair bit.”

[thejasperwagner]

alyssia-rockwell​:

Alyssia made her way over to where Jasper was in the cafe, his order clutched safely in her hand. Although her shift had ended already, she didn’t mind serving one more cup. She put his coffee over the table, pointing to the side of his cup where the other barista had written her name and number beneath his name. “I think you have an admirer…” She said giggling softly before looking over her shoulder, noticing that the new girl’s eyes were glued on the man. “And if you want to know, she’s not being very discreet about it.”

Jasper watched as the woman approached and took the cup from her. “Thanks.” He said before he looked at it and examined the barista’s name. “Yeah it seems the subtly really isn’t her strong suit. I wonder if she leaves her name on everyone’s cups.” He added with a small chuckle. Jasper was used to this sort of attention, but it usually came from drunk girls at the bar instead.

[thejasperwagner]

eleanorsage-r​:

Giving a small nod in thought, hazel eyes moved up. “I don’t know if I would trust what you order,” a smile formed as she gave a small tilt of her head. “I do like almost anything, so I guess I could take the risk. And I can probably eat as much as you, believe it or not.”

“I’ll have you know I have great taste in food.” Jasper replied shaking his head at her. “If you are worried about it being too much food you could always just keep it as leftovers, but I would be interested to see if you could eat as much as me.”