this is the funniest thing ive ever seen like theres so so so much detail in it

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this is the funniest thing ive ever seen like theres so so so much detail in it
Based on the funniest fucking anon ask I’ve ever seen on this site
mens rights activia is the funniest fucking most underrated person in this godforsaken world and i would die for them
Your vibe is oddly bitter and reeks of insecurity
sounds like someone needs to go in the water
When someone sends out a group email that starts with "Just a friendly reminder" that really means they want to kill everyone in the office
remember, this is for a DOOR lock.
remember that when picking a DOOR lock, you have to apply a little bit of pressure to your tension wrench (the thing that you use to turn the knob). too little or too much and you wont be able to pick the door open. you can use anything for the tension wrench. a bobby pin. bits of wire. a paper clip. etc.
its best to be completely silent when youre picking locks bc theres this small ‘click’ when youre picking that you might miss if youre using headphones or listening to music.
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if youre picking one of these
you jam something thin and long above one of the rotation dials and you push up on the shackle.
. if its one of these
you get yourself some shims. (or make one. you can make shims out of fucking soda cans), you wiggle them in the tiny space between the shackle and the body of the lock, and you pop these suckers open.
. for a chain deadbolt,
you get something flexible but sturdy and you just push this fucker down
. for one of these rotating combination locks
you can also shim this motherfucker open. jam your shims between the shackle and the body and pry it unlocked. if, for some reason, you dont wanna shim it open, maybe you dont have a shim or you just like a challenge, this bitch can be decoded ridiculously easy. heres what you do:
spin this bitch to the right about two or three times to “reset” it. then you pull up on the shackle a bit, and turn it right slowly until you hear a click. your number is two spaces further. then you turn left 360 degrees until you land on the right number again, and start turning this motherfucker left until it stops. when it stops, turn right. if its loose, its the wrong number, keep going left. if its not loose, you have the right number, and you turn right all the way until this bitch pops
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now you know how to pick several common locks!!!!! congratulations!!!!
Thanku
Thank u v much
Your lockpicking level has increased
Do this and Tony the Tiger will come to your house and kill you
I don’t know why I thought Tony the tiger was the Gatorade mascot
Damn thats Powerade
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this slaps tho lmao