jordi 🪩

22. she/her. professional fangirl 🧸

[atsuwushi]

[blckhwkshockey]

i’m gonna kill kyle

[universallysasha]

fuck you kyle fuck you so bad give me louis back right now

[thejordiverse]

NOW BIG LOU IS GONE????

[scaryvampirelady]

birthday wish list!

have so much sex my pussyyyyyyy falls off

gun

[thejordiverse]

EKKY NOOOOOOOOO

[gaybichon]

beautiful tall woman wearing a sports bra and overalls and fixing a motorcycle just lit a cigarette with a blowtorch i almost walked into traffic

[justemilyjpg]

pov: what my phone sees when i’m up at 3 am reading x reader fic for the 3 day in a row…

[storm-surges]

y’all gotta stop throwing h*rt and fleury’s name in the same sentence idc about the stats. fleury and his team went against the nhl to support indigenous people like his wife. h*rt and his team used public funds to cover up a gang r*pe. stop playing in my fucking face

[taking-shots]

seeing carter hart cry like the little pussy ass bitch he is is SO satisfying

[joeyisourranger]

[nayroshockeyclub]

everyone lurking on this damn tag, keep my girl's name cat toffoli out of your mouth, we respect and don't slender her in here.

she is cat toffoli, of the house of the sharks, first of her name. the unbaited. khaleese of the great tank, beloved podcaster and mother of our young sharklings and we are nobody compared to her and her affection towards will smith (and every other sharks too)

[caliimyrna]

we’ve been eliminated from playoffs but truly the sharks put up SUCH a fight. tonight was win number 38 of the 25/26 season… the sjs won 39 games COMBINED in the 23/24 and 24/25 season. the fact that we were even waiting till this time of the season to see if they’d been eliminated is insane considering we were the first to be eliminated literally just last season. they broke the 15 game-loss streak against the preds, mack has a historic 110+ season points, wsh with the 101 career points.. and they did it all while having fun.

THE FUTURE IS SO TEAL.

[melissax77]

I be opening and closing tumblr like it’s the fridge

[s3raphinite-deactivated20260528]

[highdefinitions]

you couldn’t get me off that arm with a gun

[a-sea-of-flowers]

marriage is scary because what if they’re not a sexy professional hockey player