say what you want , say it like you mean it

20s ; queer ; she/her majoring in dgaf with a minor in lying personal sb: @bugofthesea

[caliimyrna]

wsh relax bro ain’t nobody takin mack from you …

[caliimyrna]

we’re laughing at mack not being in the picture but we won’t be laughing when mack keg stand pt2 hits the tl…

[caliimyrna]

can i speak my rpf truth and say mack’s choice of picture made me laugh because in all of wsh’s posts he chooses pictures w mack where he’s either serving face OR it’s the back of their jerseys mid-play.

Mack chooses a picture where .. icl he’s being MOGGED by wsh and he definitely has better pictures of himself mid-play or even during the national anthem.

so he posts a photo of him being mogged by his boybestfriend, not even mid-play — just them staring at each other when they really did not have to at all. i’m pretty sure the photo was taken during the national anthem, so no passes to be made, they were just looking at each other for the sole purpose of looking at each other in that photo.

at least wsh’s photo choices leave him with plausible deniability “oh it was a sick picture of the two of us playing together” and “i looked good in this picture and mack happens to be next to me” …

mack on the other hand …

[caliimyrna]

will smith hockey of brunette harem fame … his should be side hoes king

macklin celebrini of “i’ll be adding winning this argument into my stats 🙂☝️” fame … change his to most likely to act a mess

sam ****inson of cock hat fame getting media darling .. iktr

[caliimyrna]

macklin “we had a lot of sex-success on the ice, chocolate-chippen-chop-chop-ch chocolate chip cookie” celebrini most likely to be an actor? of what, silent films?

[caliimyrna]

you’re laughing. macklin celebrini has just found a fourth hat to wear and you’re laughing?

[caliimyrna]

the willgabemack subplot is overwhelming me ????

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[caliimyrna]

this is how gabe is moving in between willmack 😭😭 he’s genuinely leaned back (by a little) sat in between them oh my god

[caliimyrna]

wsh smiling w teeth sooo happy to be messy meanwhile perreault and mack are smiling with a clenched jaw

[caliimyrna]

wsh genuinely always gets the last laugh 😭😭😭 if i were mack i’d flinch dramatically every time gay parole’s arms move… like yes the pizza is ARMED.. with an ELBOW.

from dml713 on instagram

[caliimyrna]

I am... not the brightest outside my career

What does beta-ing for a fic entail?

tbf i think it’s different for every fic so this is a completely valid question!

for mine, i’m mainly just looking for people who are willing to / want to read through unedited work and give feedback on things like the fic’s readability, flow, plot! to be honest i am just someone who gets really excitable and often gets overwhelmed by the amount of ideas i have, so beta-ing for my fics can come in the form of either reading through the work and saying “oh i liked reading this” before it gets published, or all the way to helping me with plot holes / SPAG if that’s your thing?

also from my answer alone i think u can tell i waffle a lot so. i need someone in my google docs to be waffled at or i’d go insane probably.

tldr; you can either glaze me in my google docs comments or read things critically and go hey man idk if 13 exclamation marks is necessary here.

[caliimyrna]

snippet of chapter 1 of my rival frat! willmack wip 😛

i foresee that this is going to be a LONG fic. (@0rdinaryth1ngs commented on the google doc that this is “seeming so far like over 100k, which girl … good fucking luck” which is 1) apt 2) how ever monstrous this project becomes is between me and the ao3 gods)

either way, my asks are always open for short one-shot prompts + lmk if you’re interested to beta for this fic!

p.s. i’m going to tag any blogs ab this wip as #rival fratbros fic so it’s easier to browse :)

[caliimyrna]

seeing the celebriniscuba on my tl was so bad i might have blacked out and planned out a rival frat!willmack fic. the google docs is currently at 2700 words and that’s just the coke-rant paragraphs of vague ideas. it’s currently planned to be around 15 chapters, and all the chapter titles are named after song lyrics that are quintessential to a frat party. don’t save me i’m exactly where i want to be .. (also: looking for potential betas?)

here’s what the ‘plan’ for one of the chapters look like btw. when i say coke-rant i mean it. i do have better writing that this, this is just how i’ve always planned out fics. just so anyone who might be thinking about wanting to be subjected to my stream of consciousness is warned:

[zarsk]

oh i’m sure

[caliimyrna]

day 3 no sharks hockey.

the will smith hockeys and macklin celebrinis on tomodachi life are crushing on each other at first sight and willmack irl have gone to pickleball in chicago.

guys idk if we’re making it through the whole 5 months without succumbing to joint mass psychosis

willmack pickleball in Chicago

willmack tomodachi life (one example bcs apparently the wshs and mcs across devices have been doing this)

[caliimyrna]

mack’s reaction “oh wow… um .. i guess that too !) to the bible comment truly gets me. like yeah. i guess that too!

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[modernmusess]

oh my god someone please free poor collin graf he doesn’t deserve this

mack they’re literally explicitly asking you about graf WHY are you bringing up will i know you love him but some decorum please