Cool and Good.

3 dudes and frens answer shit

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is alex still a sex pest even drawn

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henlo we’re back and drawing them

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Hey are you still alive

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Alex: “You know.. I’m glad I could find out where you was and spend time with you. It’s my first birthday without having a Mexican’s tongue in my ear.”

Christian: “Weeeeell, mate, maybe you won’t have this Mexican’s tongue in your ear today, but maybe someone else’s?~ You didn’t tell me you was going to visit, I cooould have a gift planned for you though...”

Alex: “Oh,I do hope that it’s not that one thing you used to do with me on my birthday! And every other holiday for that matter.”

Christian: “Wait, what? You said you loved that thing! You know i’m good at that thing! It’s what I do!”

Alex: “I say I like many things, but at a point you do it everyday, it’s no longer a thing! It’s just you decided to stick your tongue i--”

Gent: “No doing the things in my apartment while I’m still here.”

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Alex: “And then we decided it’d be a good idea if we get really drunk together, which it wasn’t, and then made a hybrid out of a dead body we now call Edward.”

Alex: “And after that I managed to accidentally awaken an old race called glitches because I found the orb and did stuff to it which I don’t even remember! But now I have 3 bitch sons and a daughter who spark a lot!”

Alex: “And oh my goodness, don’t even get me started on relationships! I got married so much! To people I didn’t even like! One man was just flirting with and possible sex to feel better about myself, but then we got married!”

Alex: “AND... And...”

???: “You never really did change from being a student, did you, pumpkin?”

Alex: “I MEAN I GUESS!”

???: “I didn’t spend that year just ignoring you, idiot!”

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So we have Darling, do we have a Marlin?

Josiah: “Well, well, well! Nixon, my pink-haired little cretin. You really outdid yourself this time. You forgot the cards and drank all of the beer, aren’t you a good host?”

Nixon: “Well, maybe if you payed less attention thinking about my brother’s dick, you’d remember I said bring your own beer. ... The cards are also your fault.”

Josiah: “Ah, yes! My fault, was it? Just like how last time it was my fault you managed to get so flat-out drunk you got stuck in your own gate-way!”

Nixon: “NOW LISTEN HERE, YOU GERMAN SCUM! SO WHAT IF I LIKE A DRINK EVERY NOW AND THEN!? AT LEAST I’M NOT LIKE YOU WHO HISSES AT ANY TYPE OF ALCOHOL AND JUDGES EVERYONE!”

Josiah: “AT LEAST I DON’T GET SO HUNGOVER THAT I CAN BARELY SEE AND HAVE TO LOOK LIKE SOME SORT OF STUPID HIPPIE GIRL WHO WEARS SUNGLASSES EVEN INSIDE!”

*ANGRY GIBBERISH SCREAMING*

Marlin: “I could be home right now, and instead I take pity upon the lesser beings. Why must I be so nice?”

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MA! Martin has to try and make his own Edward

Martin: “Hey, what’s up. We aren’t allowed to do this in my house because Derrick doesn’t want to scare everyone with abominations i’ll make so we’re in Luther’s house. Also Mags’ ghost is probably here somewhere.”

Martin: “But hey, let’s build a boy! We never knew Alex when he made Edward, so I guess we’re guessing our way!”

Martin: “What do you think Edward even consists of? I know I’m his godparent and all but I don’t really know what he’s made of.”

Luther: “GRASS! Baby gotta have that vege-crap in there somewhere, let’s buy grass.”

Martin: “WE’RE NOT GIVING THE BABY THIS MANY SHOES, PUT THEM BACK!”

Martin: “Why do people say that making characters and stuff is so easy? They don’t ever mentioning having to summon the dark lord Satan and picking out eye colours!”

Luther: “Is easy! They just remember song that go with the body! The leg bone is connected to the.. head bone. The head bone is connected to the--”

SHRIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEK

Luther: “MAGS! GO AWAY! YOU’RE DEAD! GO BACK INTO THE CELLAR! BEGONE, THOT!”

Martin: “And so after many hours of stitching and checking out Satan’s ass, we finally did it! It’s actually so much easier than Alex made out, so we built a boy!”

Martin: “He can’t be touched by Luther because he screams a lot, and he has a drooling problem. But we named him nugget and he’ll live with Mags’ corpse.”

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Who is this "someone", if you would like to tell us

Alex: “Nobody for you worry about, really. You probably won’t know about him. He was famous though... once.”

Alex: “An old famous fighter known in the mercenary business, idolised by millions at the time before the phase died up! Some call him a freak, personally, I think he’s amazing!~”

Alex: “And at one point, we was even a couple! Out of all my worthless crushes on useless men and women, I could honestly say he was the one. Despite fame and fortune he was so down to earth, and a true gentleman, at that!”

Alex: “...”

Alex: “Ah, but whatever. You wouldn’t know him, and I’m going to see him again. You’re not.”

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((I’m to lazy to make any actual clever April Fools update so here, have some boyfriends being fools in April. @thejoysofblackacid))

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Life will move on, Alex. I know you'll be able to move on with it. Stay safe, sweetheart

Alex: “Please don’t give me the life will move on rant. I’ve had it before with my family and previous partners.”

Alex: “I just have to move on, and since life can be a bitch and take away people who I cared for, I have to drive through it, and whatever.”

Alex: “...”

Alex: “I just... can’t go on by myself. ... Therefore I arranged to... meet someone.”

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Alex: *Falls from ceiling* "I SENSE MONEY AND RICH PEOPLE TO DISCUSS B-BUSINESS WITH! S-SHOW YOURSELF!"

Dinero: “Listen, you know i’m good for it. Just do me this favor and pull some strings alright?”

THUNK

??: “The money isn’t the probl-”

??: “What was that?”

Dinero: “My apologies, i’ll have to call you back later. Something has come up.”

Dinero: “As a matter of fact, I am indeed rich and open to discussion of business matters. My name is Dinero, might I ask what yours is?”

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Alex: “My name is Alexander Von-Jezz! I am an administrator of a business called “Mann co.”! It’s my own business, but it counts.”

Alex: “Seriously, whatever anyone’s lawyer says, it’s legitimate, not fake. I paid and everything.”

Alex: “But anyway, ah... what a cosy place, not as big as my mansion, but whatever!”

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Does Martin still play the piano these days?

Martin: “Ah.. No, no. He don’t exactly have one here, and it’d be weird going somewhere just to play the piano.”

Martin: “I mean, playing the piano is just a hobby for me, so i’m not too bothered about not having one here. Besides, it wouldn’t fit the decor here. Everything is just... casual. Pianos are not.”

Martin: “So summed up, no, I don’t. I would, but we have no piano, and we wont buy one for this house.”

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Alex: “Y-You don’t know what this would mean to me Luther, I-I have nothing ELSE!”

Alex: “And the lord knows that you’ve tried to kill me so many times before. You can do it right now, Luther. Nobody cares.”

Luther: “No.”

Alex: “What...? What do you mean, no?”

Luther: “Because you have EVERYTHING, IDIOT! You’re rich, have a kid and some weird robot stoner, a business to carry and people who WANT YOU. And you decide to cry over a countless lover?”

Luther: “You do not see Luther crying over MAGS.”

Alex: “Well, I mean, everyone knew you didn’t want him anyway, and you gave up after Lazemier.”

Luther: “Luther is just sad he cannot find the dead body to make into cute cupcakes!~”

Luther: “But... whatever. Just... don’t die. Martin and Luther will take care of you. Luther may hate you, but he wants you to live... ... a bit longer, at least.”

Alex: “I’m sure I can... think about it.”

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Luther: “HALLO ALEX!~ Is lovely day to hang out by the cliff of your house, no?”

Luther: “Eeeeeehh.. Seriously, though. Why’re you standing on the fucking cliff edge of your house. You sure as hell aren’t jumping off, so why’re you being like this?”

Alex: “I was going to jump off, Luther...”

Luther: “What.”

Alex: “L-Luther... You don’t even know me properly. You wouldn’t understand how much I need people... How I need people in my life who I love, or who love me. ... People I can love and rely on... I’m useless on my own. It’s why I appreciate Martin so much.”

Alex: “Now that I don’t have the one person I relied on with my life... what do I have now? ... I have nothing. ... Edward won’t talk to me... Frans seems distant... everyone ... is ignoring me.”

Alex: “B-But... Aah... Of course... I am too much of a coward to jump off...”

Alex: “Now you’re here, though. ... I want you to help me, Luther. I can’t do it myself, you help me, please.”

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How do the robots even put up with all of Gideon half the time?

Candy: “It’s easy, really! Gideon may be weird, but we appreciate him.~”

Candy: “Although... Lately he doesn’t seem to be himself. He seems sad all the time, as if something is bothering, ever since Alexander and the tall man left.~”

Candy: “Perhaps something spooked him, but I am unsure. We’re trying our very best to be caring and serious. I was designed for that, after all.~”

Doc: “YES.”

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Martin: “I can never understand you rich folk, you all seem so... awkward? Out of place? And none of you spend your money, you just hoard it. And if something isn’t over $50, it’s trash to you!”

Martin: “That said, your friend Gideon is just as odd as you! And he’s not even that rich. Where did you meet such a weirdo like that?”

Alex: “I don’t really remember... I believe we met in an art gallery, we shared a love of robotic inventions there. ... He’s not that bad.”

Alex: “He’s lovely once you get to know him, he’s just... an extreme introvert, really. He’s created people to live with him because he has nobody in his life. Surely you’d do the same, like your pets, for example!”

Alex: “But what would you know, you’ve never met him properly before. You only met him once! ... Don’t worry, you don’t have to worry about him ever again.”

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Happy birthday angry green bean!

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