Les Toilets
So… I decided to make a parody-spin-off-thingy about Les Mis but it’s all toilet humor. My weird self even wrote a short plot summary about it too, along with a few song lyrics.
Plot Summary:
Runs Valruns is an escaped convict and he’s being chased by Inspector Stoolvert, who wants him in jail for stealing toilet paper and giving it to a poor person. Valruns also comes across Fartine, a prostitute living in poor conditions and swears to care for her child Pissette. While raising Pisette, Valruns gets caught up in the June Toilet Rebellion and ends up helping the revolutionaries. At the same time, he’s trying to avoid Stoolvert.
Basically, how the June Toilet Rebellion started because the rich decided that toilets were stupid and made a law that prevented toilets from being installed. As a result, the people of Paris got sick more often, had diseases 24/7, and lived in poor conditions because of the no toilets law. Also everyone is constipated and has seen someone poop or piss openly in public. One group in particular, the Amis de Toilettes, were sick of the nastiness and decided to rebel for the sake of toilets.
Characters:
Pissette (Cosette)
Peerius (Marius)
Runs Valruns (Valjean)
Fartine (Fantine)
Stoolvert (Javert)
Madame and Monsieur Turdnadier (Thernadier)
Excreponine (Eponine)
Urineparnasse (Montparnasse)
Gasvroche (Gavroche)
Pissjolras (Enjolras)
Guttaire (Grantaire)
Crapfeyrac (Courfeyrac)
Colonferre (Combeferre)
Bowelssuet (Bossuet)
Brownhorel (Bahorel)
Fecueilly (Feuilly)
Latriney (Joly)
Poovaire (Prouvaire)
Also… here’s a few lyrics and a George Blagden pic:
Do You Hear the People Poop
Do you hear the people poop? Pooping for the angry men? It is the music of the people Who's colons won't burst again When the beating of your gut Echoes the beating of your farts There is a life about to start When a toilet's flushed Will you join in our poop-sade? Who will be strong and crap with me? Beyond these traping walls Is there a toilet you long to see? Then join in the fight That will give you the right to dookie Do you hear the people poop? Pooping for the angry men? It is the music of a people Who's colons won't burst again When the beating of your gut Echoes the beating of your farts There is a life about to start When a toilet's flushed Will you poop all you can poop So that a toilet will appear Some piss and some will fart Will you stand up and take a crap? The piss of the martyrs Will fill up the toilets of France Do you hear the people poop? Pooping for the angry men? It is the music of a people Who's colons won't burst again When the beating of your guts Echoes the beating of your farts There is a life about to start When a toilet's flushed
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