RE: LULULEMON
RE: LULULEMON
To my sweet friends but especially those working in and auditioning for the musical theatre: STOP wearing lululemon head-to-toe.
You look impossibly crazy. PLEASE DO PAY YOUR SALLY MAE LOANS instead.
I like lululemon... the problem isn't lululemon...it's the insistence on wearing it from head-to-toe.
Men: the pants do not look like street pants/ they do not look "period," the same way the do not make your taps sound any better, or hide your bent legs past 90 degrees. They DO make you look like an old man from Vermont that has birdwatched recreationally with Bernie Sanders for over 37 years.
Women: do not think that a capri length workout pant is beneficial for your life story. It is not. Please do not wear those hideous skirts that make you look like you are wearing a lampshade. Can you imagine? And please never stick your thumbs in those ridiculoius thumb holes in order to cover half of your hand. CAN YOU IMAGINE? Four women dancing together in front of a Broadway choreographer wearing pleated lamp shade horror skirts with LUON zip-up hoodies with YOUR GODFORSAKEN THUMBS HANGING OUT OF SOME RIDICULOUS SIDE SLEEVE HOLE. Just because you had a sweater in high school that had these ridiculous holes that you wore while sitting defiantly in Saturday morning detention because you were late to home room too many with your arms crossed with Mr. Woodbury from the English department and "they're so comfortable" does not mean you should wear them as an adult woman attempting to work in the musical THEATRE.
I can GUARANTEE YOU WOMEN THAT ARE ON BROADWAY did not wear these lamp shade skirts in their respective Broadway auditions.
Wear the leggings sure...incorporate their beautifully made pieces. Unless lululemon ispaying your bills there is JUST NO NEED.
