#rhoa

[femalekanye]

rhoa based moodboard requested by.. @boredpretty 𓏲 ࣪ ˖ ࣪ ⊹

[thevirgodoll]

[real-housewives-of-wrestling]

in honor of seeing a local production of othello tonight here is who i would cast as the real housewives of shakespeare

- iago, obviously: he would have a pretty classic LVP/nene leakes sort of trajectory where he'd be this iconic puppetmaster for the first five or so seasons before everyone got sick of his shit and iced him out

- lady macbeth: INCREDIBLY entertaining television but only gets a few early 2000s seasons due to being a genuine liability. would never be cast in the modern era but she has some wild twitter stans still. has at least three mug shots

- falstaff: absolute backbone of the franchise, no one really rides hard for him but he throws all the best parties and everyone wants to make sure they're invited when he hosts the girl's trip. besties with puck (they secretly hate each other)

- beatrice: iconic, franchise fav, not above getting a little messy but never sticks her toe in *too* deep. has the best confessionals. stays close to iago and feeds him dirt on the other housewives behind the scenes but doesn't trust him. has a husband who is constantly trying to get camera time but everyone is sort of fine with it because he's entertaining at least unlike the other thirsty househusbands

- puck: the pot-stirrer, the bone collector, the one causing all the drama but somehow no one can ever be mad at him for too long. a sheree whitfield sort of presence

- juliet: the kind of annoying "can't we all just get along" housewife who has some kind of crisis every other week and just goes "please i can't handle all this fighting my life is already in shambles" but it's just some guy that she should have dumped three seasons ago

- cordelia: came on the show specifically to get away from the abusive husband that she married to get away from her shitty family. constantly pissing everyone off by "just speaking my truth" but honestly generally has fairly good takes just phrases them in a way that makes the rest of the cast gasp and clutch their pearls. best friends with juliet when they hang out one on one but juliet never sticks up for her in front of the group

[valleeeeejo]

when the dots are connecting… into a neat little web

[dcminions]

DREW   SIDORA Real   Housewives   of   Atlanta

[batcows]

Real Housewives episodes will be about someone's 20 year marriage falling apart, a physical fight, and the effects of generational trauma between mothers and daughters, and the episode will be called something like "Rumors and Rodeos"

[i--heart--it]

[moonbanter]

Re-creating iconic housewife looks in the sims 4! NOCC!

Here is Monica and Lisa!

Who should I make next? 😆