gays! clean your room
This is homophobia I will not tolerate this call out behavior during pride

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gays! clean your room
This is homophobia I will not tolerate this call out behavior during pride
Our Leader. He is us. We are him.
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
This is the opposite of that one video where a guy walks towards a group of cats wearing a cat mask only for all of them to run away from him.
Fam!
Dog!
Famdog! Dogfam!
harrowing night lads i realized iâm nothing but a scream on legs
if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog
dwayne âthe dwayneâ dwayne
*in a horse accent* help
This is the horse equivalent of being lost in the sauce
astray in the hay!!!!!!!!
One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence.
And after like three seconds, where weâre all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadnât ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, âHas there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?â
Heâd taken his suit to the drycleaner, and theyâd wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didnât notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didnât notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have.
during one of his portland shows, he noticed this like 7 year old girl in the front row and asked her (and her parents) if she âis aware that she is physically here right nowâ or if she was just brought along. turns out her favorite john mulaney bit is the âand Iâm new in townâ bit and that sheâs seen all his stuff. He was so shocked and discomforted by the fact a SEVEN YEAR OLD has seen his shows, that he couldnât get through a bit about donating to charity without interrupting himself at least three times to import good life lessons on this small child, as if that makes up for all the horrible things heâs said that she heard
When I saw him in Ft. Lauderdale, there was a bar in the lobby that people kept leaving to go to. At one point, a guy in the front row just got up and BOOKED IT to get drinks. John Mulaney looked over at a woman who was next to the empty seat and asked, âAre you with him? Whatâs his name?â
She was, in fact, with him, and she did tell him her dateâs name. John Mulaney considered this, looked around, and unplugged his microphone. Leaning in to us, he told us that we were going to trick this guy so fuckin hard. He said, âAt some point during the show, I am going to stop and say, âWell, you guys know what they say here in Ft. Lauderdale,â and then you guys are all going to scream back âWE LOVE MILKSHAKES!â Heâll be so confused.â
He then continued on with the show as normal, the drinks guy returned to his seat, and that was that for quite a long time. We thought he had forgotten about it until, at some point during what I believe was his McDonaldâs drive-thru bit, he shrugged his shoulders and said, âYou guys know what they say here in Ft. LauderdaleâŠâ
Naturally, we erupted with âWE LOVE MILKSHAKESâ and John Mulaney SWUNG around to face the drinks guy and said, âI bet youâre real confused now, huh, JASON?!â
ah so john mulaney is a chaotic neutral cryptid
i saw him last night and there was a good ten minute interlude where a woman told him everything she found wrong with his suit, including that his pants were too high waisted to which he replied âthatâs where my hips areâ and someone in the back shouted âlook at that high waisted man heâs got feminine hips!â and he yelled back âthatâs my joke! iâm offended!!â
ânot all menâ
youâre right, steve harrington, overprotective and loving father of 4, would never do this to me.
This is Bazz the Beekeeper. A black lab who is specially trained to sniff out disease in bee hives. In Australia the bees do not stay inside and it isnât safe for Bazz to go in sniffing without protection. So his owner created a custom beekeeper suit to keep him safe. And it is kinda adorable.
so darn PURE
Hey I would die for Bass
Brain: Youâre a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.
Me: I donât know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.
HEY THIS IS THE THIRD FLOOR OF THE BUILDING I WORK IN AND THERES A HORSE HERE
not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive
do you ever just sit around and think Iâm in my twenties.
SHOUTOUT TO THE MISS PERU 2018 CONTESTANTS FOR GIVING STATS ABOUT WOMENâS ISSUES INSTEAD OF THEIR BODY MEASUREMENTS
AHHH PERĂ DID THAT!!!